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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    781
Claire taking Beneadryl and Alchohol she is like 135 lb? She's 150

NVM she was drinking hand sanitizer she's a lost cause.

She used to take Meth lite aka Brenzadrex says its hard to find on the internet now but I googled it and found on amazon if the same thing. Benzedrex Nasal Decongestant Inhaler, 1 Count

Clair would Fuck Robo, Kill Benzedrex and marry Hydramine.

Timestamps of drug lore for claire my fucking dumb computer won't record the audio

1:34-1:36

Also someone asked right after fuck marry kill Indians blacks or jews. she hard wanted to kill Jews and said Indians sucked.

Update: as of 7/23/24 at 2:45 est (fishtank time on Bitchtank side). Claire has not told her fam she would be gone. she's worried they will file a missing person report.

She told her mom and dad she's out of town for work. She also said her mom think she's a fent dealer.

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Jobama said:
Looks like Shinji has gone back to being a male escort.
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Sad to see him back to this, but I guess there weren't too many options he thought he had. Good luck Shinji, hope you sell plenty of triple prong'd clit attacks! Glad his hair came back in at least.
 
Pink Hotel On The Corner said:
I imagine in Japan because of its weird fucked up society I could pretty hot Japanese babes engaging in his servicess, as oppossed to Australia where it would be fat porkers.
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I used to live in Tokyo, and from my experience, most of the women you'd see out and about with the male escort types were usually middle-aged and/or fat.
 
Haley and Juliana are talking about KF in the cell at 4:30 AM EST. Name drops include cobes, Chantal, bossman, and gunt
 
Sun of Sam said:
Haley and Juliana are talking about KF in the cell at 4:30 AM EST. Name drops include cobes, Chantal, bossman, and gunt
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Jet takes it as well as expected.
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Further messages include:
"the cell needs mustard gas" (to be fair to Jet, Jules and Haley are in the cell. I hate them both.)
TTS: "I'm pissed off"

Very related:
Blackstar said:
A new girl has entered the bitchtank, Juliana!
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When asked what sites she uses she said the she browses "many websites"

Her twitter was instantly found and turns out that she's one of us!
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Additionally, Xavier/Jan Rankowski seems to be appearing soon on there
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It would have taken him less than 5 minutes to vet her Twitter or combing this thread before letting her on. Neptunian.
 
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Immense disagree, Bitchtank has been fairly entertaining for filler content. Since Bitchtank started on Friday production has had to intervene to prevent a fight every night. Xavier/Ronnie appearances have been great, Ben has pulled some good bits, and Letty has done a solid job in the production role. It definitely tends to not get interesting until later in the evening when they're plastered, but the girls have done a halfway decent job to try and be entertaining during the day (human pinball, re-enacting 9/11) on their own since production hasn't given them as much to do. The girls have immense disdain for each other in such a short period of time, and they have been pretty susceptible to TTS and production gaslighting.

Not mentioned from last night was Claire mentioned wanting to kill herself more than once. I think this influenced Jet's decision to remove immunity from her, but then again it didn't stop production from continuing to bring her alcohol and gaslighting her so maybe i'm being optimistic.
 
I think it's been OK to watch live but there's no stakes and there's nothing to recap. It's like eating M&Ms out of a bag and then putting it away rather than a whole 3 course meal. I think just by watching clips you'd be getting more than enough of it rather than needing to understand some kind of greater flow.
 
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