🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    781
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Meowstery said:
While Xavier talked to the girls, the crew loaded into the cell to talk to the viewers directly. They mention how during the Rape Escape challenge the mood of the chat changed hard. So many people were TTSing 'RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE' they had to word filter it to tickle. Jet also says they want some actually hot, single women to bring into the bitchtank because all the current contestants are ugly and taken "so they won't even play fuck marry kill." He floats the idea that he'll either kick all the ugly girls out or put them into a NEW cell room called the 'skank tank' which looks like shit and is full of trash. Stanford prison experiment vibes. I highly doubt they'll get any new girls of value that aren't schizos in some way after they said "all the women who applied are ugly as shit" during bloodgames.
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Ugly bitches will LARP with Xavier though, and that's all that matters.
 
Xavier just got extremely pissed at a TTS that said "I remember in highschool when you jerked off to an eevee pokemon card in the bathroom." He ranted for a bit about how that's not true before going "ERIC.. ERIC I KNOW YOU SENT THAT... I'LL SAY WHERE YOU LIVE IF YOU KEEP IT UP." After a bit longer he stormed out to go 'talk to the production people'. The girls laughed for awhile agreeing if he got THAT mad about it 'you know that shits true-". Pretty funny.
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To prove he's not gay, Xavier also lifted two girls up on his shoulders before calling Eric a pussy and threatening to leak his gelbooru favorites.
 
Claire was required to clean the Cell in a skimpy outfit. It took her only a few minutes to take off the maid top but unfortunately she is flat-chested:

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Haley was pitted against Claire when Ben brought Haley into the cell to offer her "services" to Dave for when Claire decides to give up cleaning. Chat called Haley sexy over the TTS and Haley did a little dance and posed for the camera, giggled, and hugged then Dave. Claire's final braincell died in that moment.

After Haley went back to the tank Claire immediately started talking shit about Haley including that "she's a bitch", "she's stupid", "she's ugly", and "she was talking shit about you, Daddy Dave".

Is it really this easy to manipulate them? Survey says yes.

Total Haley Victory
 
Marche said:
The cell/bitchtank is entertaining enough in a "I got nothing better to watch I guess" way. but I do wonder what the long term plan with this is besides just keeping streams up for easy money and if this is going to impact S3 in anyway.
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Honestly I hope the bitches be NPCs for the fishes.
 
She isn't even fat, so this BPD woman have no chances with Josh. Chantal keeps winning.
 
Blackstar said:
A new girl has entered the bitchtank, Juliana!
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When asked what sites she uses she said the she browses "many websites"

Her twitter was instantly found and turns out that she's one of us!
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Additionally, Xavier/Jan Rankowski seems to be appearing soon on there
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Too skinny to be a kf femoid
 
Made the fishtank chatroom laugh, thought I'd put it in the thread for your viewing pleasure.
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It's even funnier when it's on the TV:
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Funny Jimbo TTS:
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Jet/production is now forcefully poisoning the Claire relations:

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LMFAO, we found out there is (allegedly) one girl who uses this site, and everybody is trying to hook "her" (you never know nowadays...) up with Null.
 
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jet started spamming ENDERMAN 45, claire immediately sits up and says "it's code" but keeps saying she doesn't know what it means, being spammed over and over
 
Osama Bin Laden said:
i like how scott was so quick to do a double leg takedown. i didn’t catch it first but good reaction time
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As soon as production put up that 500 token bounty to make Scrip go "nuclear" with TTS I knew something was going to go down, then I noticed when they moved Scrip into the Bitchtank, they sent Scott to just hang out in the corner. I guess they learned their lesson from past fights and they realized they need an enforcer, especially when they're deliberately provoking tweakers.
 
S.C.U.D. said:
As soon as production put up that 500 token bounty to make Scrip go "nuclear" with TTS I knew something was going to go down, then I noticed when they moved Scrip into the Bitchtank, they sent Scott to just hang out in the corner. I guess they learned their lesson from past fights and they realized they need an enforcer, especially when they're deliberately provoking tweakers.
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who could’ve thunk that bringing in tweakers (likely on uppers) and purposely fucking with them would end horribly wrong

i’m glad that wiggers had some foresight to bring the only person trained in MMA to make sure everything was good
 
Osama Bin Laden said:
who could’ve thunk that bringing in tweakers (likely on uppers) and purposely fucking with them would end horribly wrong

i’m glad that wiggers had some foresight to bring the only person trained in MMA to make sure everything was good
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More like horribly right. As long as they're properly prepared for when shits fan I'm all for it.

Plus the duality of bitchtank and homeless tweakertank is inherently funny.

sum ting wong said:
Nah he's married
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Maybe she is his wife.
 
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