🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    781
Lidl Drip said:
Interesting background decorations, looks like a lolicon porn poster and boob mousepads and a shit ton of anime figurines.

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Are you sure this is a true and honest lady?
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Don't forget the panties which look like they maybe stained.
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If she didn't have a boyfriend I would have guessed she is a deranged fujoshi that wants to lure men and trap them at the bottom of a well.
 
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Xavier is teaching them how to do sonic speed punches. He said the stance is VITAL to punching fast, and he's punching so fast that the cameras aren't picking it up. He's now teaching that girl on the left how to do uppercuts. Xavier kino is BACK
New lesson is on the TIGER DROP. Boxxing lessons are out, actually useful fighting moves (tiger drops, super speed punches) are in.
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Pausing to show them what it looks like so they do it right. Xavier pulled up yakuza videos on his phone before instructing everyone to pretend you're aiming at the dick of a 5'3 person.
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i kept getting this Juliana chicks posts on my twitter timeline before i found out shes on the show. Seems like a total pick me or just mentally ill
 
Xavier smashed his head on the ceiling fan trying to jump off the bed. Unsure if he broke it or not.

 
Xavier is forcing them all to write up and possibly draw original characters that they made up. No shot I"m remembering what everyone's character is and what they do, but just know it's happening. When one girl got forced to do cardio, Xavier insisted instead of a regular workout she do 'finishing move attack animations' their character would have.

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While Xavier talked to the girls, the crew loaded into the cell to talk to the viewers directly. They mention how during the Rape Escape challenge the mood of the chat changed hard. So many people were TTSing 'RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE' they had to word filter it to tickle. Jet also says they want some actually hot, single women to bring into the bitchtank because all the current contestants are ugly and taken "so they won't even play fuck marry kill." He floats the idea that he'll either kick all the ugly girls out or put them into a NEW cell room called the 'skank tank' which looks like shit and is full of trash. Stanford prison experiment vibes. I highly doubt they'll get any new girls of value that aren't schizos in some way after they said "all the women who applied are ugly as shit" during bloodgames.
 
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Meowstery said:
Xavier smashed his head on the ceiling fan trying to jump off the bed. Unsure if he broke it or not.
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He absolutely did break it, because he bent one of the blades. Once it's turned on, the fan will spin out of balance, causing it to try and unscrew itself from the mountings in the ceiling. There will be violent vibrations and a screeching sound if they turn it on.
 
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