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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    781
The Bitches had to do a fashion show challenge. They had a long time to do makeup and change but it didn't amount to much. By audience vote, Abi, who was wearing pretty much the same outfit she came in wearing, won. Her reward was a bag of Cheetos. Shadi was voted number 2.

Also, Shadi broke the shower so we're getting ever closer to FishStank.
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Next up is the ASMR challenge. The Bitches get right up into the camera and speak in a low voice.

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Abi just says random shit.
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Claire does a bit where she is drawing blood from the listener. She has a good idea to use props to make pleasant but totally fucks it up by rubbing the mic directly. It sounds terrible. Then she loudly asks if it has been two minutes, but no, it hasn't, so she continues for a bit. Total ear rape, but only to the viewers. The other Fish imagine her props on the mic sounded good.

Shadi is doing Femboy ASMR POV: ur gf is getting you ready for the club. She fucks it up even worse, touching the mic like Claire and also occasionally switching to a loud voice while very close to the mic.

Haley makes the same error, rubbing the mic with props and it sounds awful. But not as much as Claire did. Still, she talks too loud. The POV is your gf is breaking up with you. She isn't even whispering.
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By audience vote, the winner is Abi. She gets a stick of beef as a reward.

Notable that Claire is always last in the polls, which is frankly surprising. She ended at 1% in this one. Letty says she got four votes.

In Cell news, Dave asks Jet if he can wash his clothes. The only problem is that he doesn't have a second pair. Jet says he'll try to figure something out. Dave tells Chat that he loves FT and can't wait to follow the show when he gets out.

Jet brings Dave into the Bitchtank and asks the girls if he can borrow their clothes. Shadi gives him some of her pants. Jet wants to get Dave a fancy new outfit by starting a drip out Dave fund. All Fishtoys will go toward buying him clothes. Before leaving, Daddy Dave expresses concern for the Bitches. He wants to know if they've stopped fighting. Haley says she followed his advice and that it helped them make up. She forgets to call him Daddy Dave and gets lightly admonished by Jet. Once the pair leave, the Bitches all agree that Daddy Dave (convicted arsonist) is a great guy with no faults.

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Abi winning the polls for the challenges on the site isn't very surprising because she has paypigs already established from her own strems/social media.

However I think in the long run, it will only take Sam making fun of her once to shift opinion on her entirely, if Sam decides to make appearances in Bitchtank. The audience holds his opinion above anyone else's, even their own.
 
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Shandi gets stuck under the bed and proceeds to shit herself :story:


#ContentQueen

Edit: She scratched her asshole and sniffed after :story: :story::story:

SHANDI USES ROLLOUT
 
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The Bitches made their own challenge: Human Pinball. Claire had the best showing.

 
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shandi is now reading 9/11 conspiracy theories
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edit: they are roleplaying 9/11. shandi is the plane :story:
 
Dave got his new clothes and the Bitches reenacted WTC Attacks. He's already taking off his new shirt because it's hot.

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Been awhile, what’s everyone’s thoughts on the new season so far?
2.5 was kino, lots of great moments and some "you just had to be there" moments. bitchtank was at a slow start, but it's picked up the pace in some places

the fat mulatto girl has been the biggest content machine since beating the shit out of hailey within 4 minutes of arriving lol
 
Sam and Jet bring another homeless guy for a Bitchtank Makeover. This can only go good from here.


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Been awhile, what’s everyone’s thoughts on the new season so far?
Lowest point in MDE history in my opinion. I have no interest in girl drama or paypig bait. I hope they drop this business model and go for something that doesn't involve simpenomics.
 
Lowest point in MDE history in my opinion.
Bullshit. The lowest point in Fishtank history was either the hot dog puke challenge or Tay getting molested by Frank. Or Fatty shitting himself and production trying to get Trish to take a bite (Yes this really happened)
 
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