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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    781
Haley is the first one up and out of bed today, she's pushing hard to get simps.
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wait, I've been out of the loop, i thought they were all just larping in the woods until the start of season 3. is this part of that or is this something else? is this connected to season 3 at all?
 
El Duce said:
How long until the fat nigger assaults one of the other girls for real and bitchtank has to get canned?
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4 minutes.
Low IQ Doctor said:
They should bring Jimmy in to break up fights between the women.
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"I know I threw the fat whore out the window but she was attacking me! She hit me with a mallet. What a fucking BITCH! I HATE HER! FIGHT ME! FIGHT ME I DON'T GIVE A FUCK THAT SHES DEAD IM BEING BULLIED AND I UNDERSTAND WHAT THE COLUMBINE KIDS FELT LIKE NOW!"
 
Train Operator said:
wait, I've been out of the loop, i thought they were all just larping in the woods until the start of season 3. is this part of that or is this something else? is this connected to season 3 at all?
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The woods larp was season 2.5 and lasted 2 weeks. This is now content in-between the seasons to retain the audience and make more money, as well as test stuff out.
 
Surfin' Biiird said:
you are kidding right? he was recording in one hand, wearing a sports coat, and, to top it off, didn't even really want them to stop, and still managed to at the very least get between them. If he (read: any man ever) wanted/tried to stop it they would have.
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Yeah it was definitely a, please don't force me to actually get physical and stop of your own volition sort of intervention

Don't forget last time someone tried to break up a fight, Sam collapsed onto Jimmy and rammed Jimmy's knee through TJ's rib.
 
Surfin' Biiird said:
you are kidding right? he was recording in one hand, wearing a sports coat, and, to top it off, didn't even really want them to stop, and still managed to at the very least get between them. If he (read: any man ever) wanted/tried to stop it they would have.
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That and one of them weighed about the three of them combined
 
Wait they're doing re-edits of season 2? If so, thank God because, the first batch had zero cohesion, plus they cut out a lot of the more infamous moments.
 
So the fat niggress is doing some kind of POV troon out the chat ASMR to the camera for Jet. Fucking gay.
 
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