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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    781
Bitchtank has begun.

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So what is going on? I thought the Cell was going to end then season 3 was gonna start, but seems Bitchtank is a thing of it's own. Can someone give an explanation of what I missed? I see Abi is back, but I don't know these other girls. Also I love having 2 cameras for 1 room.
 
Meowstery said:
So what is going on? I thought the Cell was going to end then season 3 was gonna start, but seems Bitchtank is a thing of it's own. Can someone give an explanation of what I missed? I see Abi is back, but I don't know these other girls. Also I love having 2 cameras for 1 room.
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Nobody knows bro. The crew doesn't even know.
 
 HALEY
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112.8 lbs, 5'5", North Carolina, Aries.
Passed a self-administered Adam's apple check. *When jet announced sushi was inbound, it was revealed that she is a vegetarian.
 CLAIRE
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118.2 lbs, 5'3.5", Kansas, Leo.
Says she makes her own cheddar cheese from raw milk (I don't believe her).
 ABI
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111 lbs, 5'7", Alabama, Cancer.
Said she had a boyfriend and was forced to break up with him but it was not convincing.
The fourth bitch is not Letty, her flight was delayed or something.
 
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BingBongDingDong said:
Im gonna go through and watch but he seems like somebody who NEEDS isolation lol. Outside of the tank he seems to live a pretty solitary life mostly free of conflict. In the tank he's forced to interact and be confronted for his obvious bs and he's not able to just cut and run. I found it interesting in the mallet clip they posted when Trish rung the bell and jet tells Jimmy its a singing competition he immediately starts trying to weasel out of it without taking ownership of his own words lol. He is incapable of taking blame or finding fault in himself, it's his worst and strongest trait.
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I don't think he needs isolation but needs to learn conflict resolution.
 
banquet said:
 HALEY
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112.8 lbs, 5'5", North Carolina, Aries.
Passed a self-administered Adam's apple check. *When jet announced sushi was inbound, it was revealed that she is a vegetarian.
 CLAIRE
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118.2 lbs, 5'3.5", Kansas, Leo.
Says she makes her own cheddar cheese from raw milk (I don't believe her).
 ABI
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111 lbs, 5'7", Alabama, Cancer.
Said she had a boyfriend and was forced to break up with him but it was not convincing.
The fourth bitch is not Letty, her flight was delayed or something.
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Hailey
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Claire
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Marche said:
Really not sending their best.
I've seen quite a few cute fishtank fans on twitter and this is the best jett could come up with?
at least they don't exactly look like they self harm??
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The vibe I get from Hailey is she's some kind of normie, possibly from a casting agency.
 
Meowstery said:
So what is going on? I thought the Cell was going to end then season 3 was gonna start, but seems Bitchtank is a thing of it's own. Can someone give an explanation of what I missed? I see Abi is back, but I don't know these other girls. Also I love having 2 cameras for 1 room.
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in jet's own words:
*whippet huff* "dude bro, we are changing culture, we are creating peak inter-season content, you will never run out of fishtank" *whippet huff*
 
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