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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    781

Sam went on Legion of Skanks and promoted Fishtank. Luis J Gomez may appear during the cell or next season. Luis is a comedian/cokehead Puerto Rican with a very short temper if you aren't a comedy autist. He barely even gets what Fishtank is even with Sam explaining it to him. He would be great as a guest for a couple days if he shows up for it.

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Betty was kind of funny at first but is just annoying now, she's begging for attention
 
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I have no idea why no one has posted about it ITT yet but Abi was in the cell earlier because she’s there for Bitchtank.
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I didn’t give you permission to come back here, bitch
go fail at reading comprehension at someone else

ps this is what he's buttblasted over
when the mewling about Jimmy died down, he started pretending he doesn't know who Abi is to try act like posting "small women" at him was like water off a duck's ass lol
I don't know who this person is or why I should care about them.
 
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Brian and Jimmy streamed together this evening watching one of the digest episodes. They said they recorded a podcast together today and will be doing that weekly. Jimmy said he could return to the cell if invited on an off day.
Lots of people were asking Jimmy about Letty and he did the exact same thing he and Letty did in the cell that got them in trouble which is, someone asked him something - I completely forget the actual question but it was some similar topic to "what would you do if they had you go back to the cell and only letty was there" and he locked up like :).......... and didn't answer it or negate it. He backtracked nothing but also repeated that they didn't do anything either. He said he wants to see her again but obviously can't until she leaves the cell or he is invited back.
Lots of people were bugging him about Tay, all things considered I guess he handled it right. Lots of people trying to tell him they know her better than he does which is just kind of senseless
 
I’m not the biggest RomanceTank/KissTank fan to begin with, but when there seems to be some real romantic interest developing between the Fish Production gets involved way too early and ends up making things feel forced and awkward, basically killing any natural content that could form.

They made Letty and Jon go on a date in season one after they got close, I don’t even want to talk about how many fake things Trish did because Production told her to, they made TJ and Taylor kiss within a day of knowing each other, and now they’re doing the same thing with Jimmy and Letty. Just once I would like a slow burn with some breathing room and creative leeway for the Fish.

At least the Jimmy x Letty stuff has been alright despite Production meddling. Jimmy is just so stupid he doesn’t give a fuck if it’s all fake, so some genuine emotion still remains.
One interesting thing about the Trish thing i wonder where production involvement ended because of something pretty trivial Trish brought a few months later: (this is her words) remember when Brian was doing Tinder streams ? well apparently (not sure after which one) he (according to Trish) messaged her to basically say “this is a joke it doesn’t mean anything” (aged badly since thats how he met his current GF lol).

interesting that it potentially went on outside the tank. We know production meddled with most of it but it does make you think if there were a handful of genuine bits at times
 
Sam went on Legion of Skanks and promoted Fishtank. Luis J Gomez may appear during the cell or next season. Luis is a comedian/cokehead Puerto Rican with a very short temper if you aren't a comedy autist. He barely even gets what Fishtank is even with Sam explaining it to him. He would be great as a guest for a couple days if he shows up for it.

I hope the contestants bully the shit out of Luis.
 
One interesting thing about the Trish thing i wonder where production involvement ended because of something pretty trivial Trish brought a few months later: (this is her words) remember when Brian was doing Tinder streams ? well apparently (not sure after which one) he (according to Trish) messaged her to basically say “this is a joke it doesn’t mean anything” (aged badly since thats how he met his current GF lol).

interesting that it potentially went on outside the tank. We know production meddled with most of it but it does make you think if there were a handful of genuine bits at times
It's undeniable that real relationships did occur outside the show as a result of Production pushed narratives. TJ and Taylor are a living example of that. The problem is that these occurred outside the show rather than on the show. Once I cannot view a dynamic, whether it be hate, love, rivalries, friendships, or romance unfolding in real time on my autistic 24/7 reality TV show, I lose a lot of interest.

If anything it makes me a bit sad we didn't get to see more of these things unfold live. Makes you go, "What if Production played their cards differently?" But I do agree it's interesting that these relationships develop on their own after the cameras are down.
 
I would urge anyone that has not watched the arguments/chats between Letty and Nifty to watch them in horror:

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I will do a quick summary of the video:
  • Nifty is a "transbian" in which according to her is a lesbian who only dates MTF trannies. Nifty is a female.
  • Nifty wears a birth control patch because she likes that it regulates her period, even though MTF trannies cannot get people pregnant (usually).
  • Nifty is a hypochondriac and complains about everything including being cold, taking medication, possibly getting the flu, breathing problems, getting back pain and leg pain from a few sips of redbull, etc. and overall body soreness (likely from being fat as fuck)
  • Nifty is in a "polycule" or a relationship with a group of people. She states that she is unsure if any of them are pedophiles. Most of them are between the age of 34 and 50. She described 8 of them in the video, however there may be more. Most of them are trans or lesbian.
  • Nifty refuses to do any forced cardio and claims it is because "she doesn't want to be forced into anything" and she "needs to be respected when she declines". Then outright refuses this multiple times using excuses such as fear of treadmills because they're dangerous and "peer pressure". She then agrees to walk in place in lieu of the treadmill 10 minutes afterward, and she basically waddles lazily for 15 seconds and gives up.
  • Nifty believes that pedophiles deserve respect and compassion. She believes that you should treat rapist pedophiles that rape children with your well deserved respect. She asked that Letty and Zoltan put themselves in the pedophiles' shoes to try to make an analogy. Both of them immediately said Hell No to the audience's fanfare and the Fish's disgust. Chat went absolutely oogabooga and TTS shits on her when she brings this back up later in the video. :story:
  • Nifty believes that pedophiles should have a "safe platform" to talk about their pedophilia and be respected for opinions. She believes that it is, quoting her, "A lot more common than people realize". (Projection much?)
Reread that bulletpoint. Yes, she believes pedophiles need their own safe space; as if it wouldn't be full of CP the moment it was open. What a fucking disgusting retard.
  • Nifty claims that both Jimmy and Tayleigh within seconds of meeting them were hateful and spiteful towards her. "They had this look in their eyes"
  • Nifty claims that she knew that she was attracted to trannies when she was 6 years old.

One of the funny highlights is here: https://youtu.be/0CdRVqvT_hU?t=1596

Synopsis: The Season 1 recaps are playing on the TV, to which the pedolesbo asks Letty if the clip of her walking down the stairs on Season 1 is actually her, and Letty says "I don't think I'm young enough for you in that clip." :story:

Later she implies that she would rather choose a pedophile over Jimmy because he's violent towards women and has a "look in his eyes". I'm certain that Nifty and her polycule should be put on a list at this point.

The above timestamp is when the Letty interrogation begins after all of the above information has been divulged. Letty and TTS absolutely destroy Nifty at this point for another 50 minutes. It's great content. If you feel like channeling your hate towards something entertaining while the fish sleep, now is your chance. Looking at you eurobros.

tl;dr: Nifty is a grotesque abomination of a human being and pedophile apologist by her own accord. And possibly a pedophile.
 
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When did she say this and did she give her logic? It suddenly makes sense why she was so intent on getting Claire to dump her bf and saying shit like "he just wasn't good enough" when defending her.
Here's the timestamp where Letty herself admits it.

A lot of this is speculation, but having watched it all unfold the timeline seems something like this:
- S2.5 Letty is is still with Taxcin. It's unclear if they were having problems earlier than S2.5 or it was something there that triggered the break-up (Letty becoming close with Jon again?).
- Letty allegedly broke up with Tacxin right after S2.5. However it seems like the break-up wasn't final yet at that point.
- The day Jimmy came around she was suspiciously drawn to him and we all saw what happened. At some point after it was all done she "went to the bathroom" and didn't come back for like 30 minutes. After she came back, she said multiple times something to the effect: "it's over...I'm never going to leave [the Fishtank?]". She refused to elaborate what was over (the only thing she said was that it's not Letty x Jimmy), but from the context clues it seems like that was the moment the break-up was finalized and it was truly over. She also said multiple times during the night that particular day was "the worst day of her life", again refusing to elaborate, but making it seem like something happened behind the scenes.

Honestly, getting with Jimmy is probably a good thing for them both sort term (I mean, Tacxin is pretty much a real life version of J-Roc from TPB). As mentioned already, Letty just wants a retard she can mold and control (not going to lie, it would be extremely funny if Jimmy rolls up to S3 and starts spouting off Red Scare Pod talking points) and Jimmy is ideal in that regard. Jimmy wants love, affection, and positive female attention. I'm sure Letty can give that to him. If for nothing else, I hope this mellows Jimmy up a bit because he is obviously extremely sexually frustrated. However, the biggest potential problem is whether Jimmy realizes that relationships are give and take and can keep his cool if something doesn't go his way or blows up. Nobody wants Letty to get yet into another abusive relationship, but unless Jimmy has learned from his mistakes of S2, the whole thing is a ticking time bomb waiting to blow up.
 
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However, the biggest potential problem is whether Jimmy realizes that relationships are give and take and can keep his cool if something doesn't go his way or blows up. Nobody wants Letty to get yet into another abusive relationship, but unless Jimmy has learned from his mistakes of S2, the whole thing is a ticking time bomb waiting to blow up.
I think their worst 1-on-1 moment in the show is the same thing that would be an issue irl. It's not what you think it was. I think their interpersonal low was when Jimmy accidentally sprayed green gas in his eye and screamed suddenly when Letty was talking and threw the can, then took like thirty seconds massaging his eye before explaining.

I don't remember exactly but I'm pretty sure it was even the same day as when production set her up to confront him about Abi. If they were dating I can't imagine Mysterious Outside Forces compelling Letty to deliberately push Jimmy on a topic he hates for no organic gain.

But right after that green gas moment she was terrified of him for a bit and that's the sort of thing that happens anywhere. In a way it's not even entirely his fault because it probably hurt a lot, but how much more severe everything sounds coming from him, and how he has shut his brain off and let the creepy lizard face drive his body around whenever he's mad, is a lot to ask of a girl.
 
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Jon is the smartest retawrd
There's a correlation between loss of intelligence after getting a concussion. Let's see how dumb he can get!

ETA: fuckin Nifty is too liberal even for normal liberals. Even ones who go really hard on acceptance, and being empathetic know to shut the fuck up about supporting pedos. They can still recognize that you sound mega fucking crazy, and are likely also a pedo. But she's also stupid, because pedo support groups just leads to them learning from the ones who've gotten away with it.
 
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No one posted about it, so I will:
One or two days ago when clipping system was broken there was a pedo catcher challenge. Jimmy was told to act like one of those youtubers who do pedo stings. He had to hold up imaginary phone camera while talking about chatlogs etc. He misunderstood the challenge and started pretending to beat up the subjects while shouting insults. First predator was Oddbod, but it ended pretty quick as Dave took over that role. Then for like 1-2 minutes it looked like some domestic abuse case if you took it out of context.

If someone has found a clip it would be worth posting here.
 
Later she implies that she would rather choose a pedophile over Jimmy because he's violent towards women and has a "look in his eyes". I'm certain that Nifty and her polycule should be put on a list at this point.

Nifty and her polycule should be locked in a room with a furious Jimmy. See what happens.
 
Bitchtank is probably going to be the obvious of all women in there, but some other curveballs would have been far more entertaining;

-A bunch of women and one MtF, they get points for calling the troon a man until he eventually breaks down
-Only straight men but they're told everyone else is gay and they need to fit in
-All women contestants but Jimmy is let in with a mallet after being held in the cell alone with nothing but Jon's voice and the picture of the Creature kissing him
-The whole tank is pooners and they're made to act as feminine as possible, production says they know the cast is all "real manly men". All TTS is edited to refer to them in female terms, i.e. gals, babes, girls, etc.
-Find a loacl schizophrenic and fill the house with female mannequins, document the emerging personalities made by the schizo for each mannequin. Also add a box of wigs and clothing so each one is personalised by the schizo
 
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