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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    781
I'm not sure if you guys heard it but earlier this evening soda man was telling jet that once they put the makeup on Jon their next plan was to put him in Taylors red dress

they were definitely trying to get him out of there, probably just because he had stopped being able to participate in combat and was spending so much time indoors resting
The only way that Jon could succeed at roleplay is if he got to play that fuckwad Andrew Tate.
 
Fishtank season 2.7.5 - Woodchip boxing.


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enough with the boxing already.

The only way that Jon could succeed at roleplay is if he got to play that fuckwad Andrew Tate.

that would actually be funny. sam could introduce him to the season 3 fish as a manosphere influencer. he gets to RP as andrew tate and argue with the fish on how to be alpha.
 
I'm not sure if you guys heard it but earlier this evening soda man was telling jet that once they put the makeup on Jon their next plan was to put him in Taylors red dress

they were definitely trying to get him out of there, probably just because he had stopped being able to participate in combat and was spending so much time indoors resting
Yeah I've always said that they were doing it to get him out of the show because he was acting in a reckless manner that would further strain his injury. The poll (obviously rigged) was merely to deflect blame to the audience rather than have some unilateral decision to yank him from the show and leave everyone bitter.
 
Yeah I've always said that they were doing it to get him out of the show because he was acting in a reckless manner that would further strain his injury. The poll (obviously rigged) was merely to deflect blame to the audience rather than have some unilateral decision to yank him from the show and leave everyone bitter.
Except Sam offered Jon 1k to finish out the show before jet made the poll.
 
Their lack of roleplaying experience really bit them in the ass, and the night Tay died is the perfect example.

They were given a choice between "Tay duels Jet, probably loses, and dies" or "party fights horde of vampires, probably wipes due to low supplies" and they didn't even try thinking of a way around it (except Odd, who proposed fortifying their position and fighting the vampires at basecamp, he was ignored). There was no real reason for her to be removed from the game, and there's no way they would have enforced a party wipe on the second to last day. They could have RP'd their way around it or gone for a sneak attack or something, but they got too caught up in the false dichotomy put in front of them.
Their plan was to either have Vance fight for Tayleigh or try to fight off all the vampires as a party but when Jimmy went and asked Ben he told them they couldn't do that and to get Tayleigh out there to fight.
 
Jimmy went and asked Ben he told them they couldn't do that and to get Tayleigh out there to fight
It's frustratingly funny how after all having been strung through this shitshow in the past, and there clearly and effectively being minimal rules regularly they still would ask instead of just doing shit.
 
Their plan was to either have Vance fight for Tayleigh or try to fight off all the vampires as a party but when Jimmy went and asked Ben he told them they couldn't do that and to get Tayleigh out there to fight.
Impossible! Vance wasn't in this season.
 
There will be boxing. Mark my words.
Really hated all of the karate, boxing, and weight training that we've seen so far. Some of the boxing matches led to great moments and were really enjoyable to watch. The karate and weight lifting didn't lead up to anything. Only good thing that came out of it was summer puking. Maybe they could give everyone some basic boxing training in the first couple of weeks as a necessary evil so that if a physical altercation does occur like with Jimmy and Jon they can make them box so its safer. But do it one at a time so that people can switch cameras if they aren't interested.
Someone (on here I think) said that the only reason Sam had the lifting coach and Scott present all the time in season 2 was so he could get his training as a tax write off since its technically a business expense as they are on the show. Seems like the most logical explanation, particularly for the weight coach who led to 0 content. Correct me if I'm wrong but i'm pretty sure the weight training coach was only there when Sam was there. Not sure about Scott. Sam cares more about pinching pennies and showing off his hobbies/physical prowess than he does the quality of his show.
 
Someone (on here I think) said that the only reason Sam had the lifting coach and Scott present all the time in season 2 was so he could get his training as a tax write off since its technically a business expense as they are on the show. Seems like the most logical explanation, particularly for the weight coach who led to 0 content. Correct me if I'm wrong but i'm pretty sure the weight training coach was only there when Sam was there. Not sure about Scott.
if true that is funny and pretty based.
in S2 i recall a few times where sam was just working out while the fish were doing other things and so you could switch cameras to something else. (though for me, the times i recall it was when the fish were boring and so sam working out was better content)

and people who watched more than i did can correct me, but i dont recall the workout coach being there outside of working out with sam and that time he worked out with sam and TJ.
as for the karate stuff, im not sure how they thought that would lead to content. the boxing stuff, sure, you have people watch retards hit each other, but if your karate stuff didnt involve sparring then it isnt going to be interesting to watch. and they also made it the prime content at the time. when the karate stuff was going on, all the fish were involved in it, so you couldn't switch cameras to something else. maybe if they split it so half the fish did karate while the other fish did something else it would have been fine.
 
What (according to Goran Moneytroon) “familiar faces” do you think we will see towards mid way-end of S3 ?

We know Trish will be in S3 in some capacity (according to Jet)

Xavier/Deputy Brian ?


My money is on it most probably being Frank / Fatty
 
What (according to Goran Moneytroon) “familiar faces” do you think we will see towards mid way-end of S3 ?

We know Trish will be in S3 in some capacity (according to Jet)

Xavier/Deputy Brian ?


My money is on it most probably being Frank / Fatty
Fatty almost certainly.

Are Frank and Jet cool with one another again?

If there's not a cameo by Josie, the Josiecell army will mutiny.

I would like to see a Letty/Betty reunion. Maybe Letty could use the scroll of Judaism on Betty. Would it create a super-jewess, have no effect, or reflect back on caster turning Letty into a jewess too?
 
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Fatty almost certainly.

Are Frank and Jet cool with one another again?

If there's not a cameo by Josie, the Josiecell army will mutiny.

I would like to see a Letty/Betty reunion. Maybe Letty could use the scroll of Judaism on Betty. Would it create a super-jewess, have no effect, or reflect back on caster turning Letty into a jewess too?
Wasnt there some drama with Betty & fishtank after party
 
What (according to Goran Moneytroon) “familiar faces” do you think we will see towards mid way-end of S3 ?
There's no chance they skip on bringing Xavier back in one way or another. His twitter even mentioned that this wasn't the end of his story. Xavier made the show money, big time
 
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