“Staff of Worms” makes its first (?) appearance. Jontent fans are seething about the “vote to kick Jon” poll results in main chat. The remaining Fish and Jet are currently debating about whether or not to add another camper to replace Jon.
"We want to crack a new egg" "-CRACK A NEW BIGASS BITCH"
They want a "fatass woman" to act as the tank for the party to replace Jon and she has to be ready to fly out TONIGHT. Expect arrival tomorrow. No old contestants, they want a new person.
"What about Nifty?"
"Do we want Nifty? Poll it."
Jimmy instantly mentioned how Nifty would be doing nothing the entire time, but Sam assured "she would fuck. She would lay you down like a pencil and fuck you like a racoon. She smells like pussy." Now all the contestants are either asking for Nifty back or begging for a fat BBW girl to BREAK the fishtank.
>bully jon off the show
>cant get nifty because tay will cry and bitch
>cant get cole because tay will cry and bitch
>cant get abi because jimmy will cry and bitch
>cant get black frank because letty will cry and bitch
>cryokeen and oddbod are insufferable freaks
>cant bring betty because production (and greg somehow?) hate her
I can only see newblood as the last option
People rating this MATI but go to /bant/ or /tv/ and tell me with a straight face you like any of the freaks who follow the show there lol. You guys are some of the only tolerable fishtank people.
It had nothing to do with Tay. Cole was invited back on Fishtank for season 2.5 and declined the offer. Someone DM'd him over Instagram asking him about it. He's still upset about season 2. The screencaps are somewhere in the thread.
here is a longer video than what osama posted which included the makeup scene all the way to him walking off. he really is one huge fragile little ego faggot.
edit: quoted wrong post because i am retard.
edit2: site issues stopped me form archiving this yesterday. archive everything.
here is a longer video than what osama posted which included the makeup scene all teh way to him walking off. he really is one huge fragile little ego faggot.
Polls are rigged at productions discretion. They've been dancing around Jon's hamstring injury for days and this was their way of exiting him from the show without just outright kicking him. Off camera they almost certainly told him to just go back up to the house to rest and party with the rest of the cast for the next few days.
So in his big brain it's okay to work with "pedophiles" if you need money.. Even in the most charitable telling, Mauro would be fine working for peds if he needed the money. And simmer down, you fat spic, you aren't going ot fuck up anything.
It had nothing to do with Tay. Cole was invited back on Fishtank for season 2.5 and declined the offer. Someone DM'd him over Instagram asking him about it. He's still upset about season 2. The screencaps are somewhere in the thread.
the whole season's stood on Jon's back in a big way
tirelessly spergy, constantly stressing the crew and the team and putting them through their paces to wrangle him, huge presence that invites all the larpers to larp around him in an emergent way, and a big attention draw inviting lowlives to burn their money to call him gay to fund the wigger Rolex and whippet fund
none of the larping hilarity really hits without a super straight individual absent inhibitions among the lot like Jon, even Xavier's bit hinges on contrast
Jimmy is great too, in a different way, but the rest might as well not be there - they're foil for the superstars
