🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 407 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    780
Xavier was talking about how this should be his life. He said "I should be allowed to kill without facing lethal consequences." Isn't lethal consequences a deagle nation thing or am I mixing it up with something else. He's also explaining his outfit and mentioned his fannypack is so he stops losing things like his phone "in case my mo-.. emergency contact needs to get in touch with me."
 
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I remember them flashing it on screen while he was trying to play games on the phone in the porta-potty. It was overshadowed a bit because it happened RIGHT before the Jimmy Jon fight so people might not have noticed. I can confirm the number works, He takes calls sometimes even if he's nowhere near a camera.
I called him and he actually talked to me about yugioh for a bit, but hung up when i asked about the great war
 
Mauro is a very shallowly closeted gay man who can't come out because being a Mexican his catholic parents would disown him.
 
Full scene of Greg, Alex, and Dumbay coordinating how they're gonna haggle with Mauro before confronting him. Mad respect for Alex and Dumbgay having Sam's back.


Mauro mutters "pedophiles" just as he walks off for the final time at around 18:10 minutes in, and he began Markyposting on Twitter mere minutes after this all went down. I remember Sam saying he tries to leave things on good terms with people on the show unless they "fuck off in a real bad way". He made up with Jimmy, he tried to bring Cole back in the fold, etc. So obviously something happened behind-the-scenes with Mauro for things to get this heated.

My big theory is that Jet confronted him earlier about his not working, not being on set, being drunk all the time, fucking around in Boston (according to Dumbgay), etc, and Mauro responded by attempting to blackmail production for $3k with the "allegations". Sam is notified and naturally does a Simmons-Lite on Mauro with the "Kick Mauro" Fishtoy, and later says he's just flat out not paying him beyond providing him a flight home.
 
I think we are leaving the Neptunian and are approaching the Goranian.
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, He takes calls sometimes even if he's nowhere near a camera.
This is the only RP he actually gets to do because the Fish are determined to not interact with the plot in any meaningful way. From what I could hear when he came out to camp before he was drowned out by TTS/SFX spam he's sick of this entire process and thought that someone would actually try to LARP on this LARPing show.
 
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It's crazy it has popped off like this though, I wonder if he pissed anyone off before he got kicked off because I didn't think they'd be legit about how much money he was making. I thought they were fucking with him.
It's a funny torment. They drove home how little the fans or fish cared about him. When Greg, the nicest guy there, is saying you're worthless... then you're worthless. Now Mauro is gone and the first thing he resorted to is revenge. Because that's all he has left in this situation. Mauro has sucked from minute one of Fishtank. He never figured it out. The only surprise is that he made it into 2.5
 
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It's funny when a faggot like him accuses other people of being pedophiles. If we factor in statistics about homos, he should be the last person to make such accusations, which were made by Channing "Christmas Example" Craeger in the first place.
This nigger got his flight, shelter, booze and food paid. If he's complaining about >muh 1000 dollars: That was his own money he pissed away for being a retard and it's his own fault.
Now Mauro is home and the first thing he resorted is revenge. Because that's all he has left in this situation.
The smartest decision would to be to let this go, fuck off from the Internet, forgetting about FT and getting over it. But he can freely do as he pleases.
Take another swig, champ. You deserve it. :gunt:
 
The smartest decision would to be to let this go, fuck off from the Internet, forgetting about FT and getting over it. But he can freely do as he pleases.
Take another swig, champ. You deserve it. :gunt:
A lot of people see fame as the defining feature of their life. For someone like Mauro, Fishtank is something he'll tell people about for the rest of his life. Despite being angry now, it's too large of a landmark in his life's story to let go.

A generation of kids have grown up with a primary interest in becoming influencers. Children once dreamt of becoming astronauts. This had a direct effect on literature/movies/etc. Now, Mauro is your average kid. Not interesting enough to be worthy of attention. But demanding it none the less.
 
It's likely that Mauro will now try to go to journoscum/leftie political streamers to try and "expose" Sam and Fishtank.

He already gave a media interview during S1 and now that he has a grievance I can see him doing it again but with malice. He's a spineless, petty, grifter who admittedly had NO problem working with these alleged pedophiles but now that his paycheck is gone he suddenly decided to step up. Next up he will claim the show is mega racist and deserves to be cancelled because of stuff like "greggers neggers" despite not caring at all before.
 
People paid 6K to go to the starwars hotel with less interactive RP. Id be there to do this and be paid RELA quick.
Right around the start of the season, just based on how extensive the property and set is, I definitely thought there could be real potential for them to do one or two "Fishtank Experience" type, non-broadcasted mini-seasons with superfans willing to pay $5-10K as a means of funding future endeavors.

Then I realized that the set, plus the 2-3 hours Jet took looking at LARP videos on YouTube, was about the full extent of forethought/planning for what the gameplay would actually be like.
 

no shit lol
jimmy spends his time scrounging through a barn full of trash.
idk if theres a single full time job among them tbh
i think the only one who works is jon but idk what he actually does.. like drives a uber or smth

edit: i forgot that greg works at a gas station
Trish had her Deli job which i think might of been full time before she went on fishtank


one of her streams ages ago she mentioned her life post divorce was “work-come home-get stoned-go to bed- rinse & repeat
 


THAT'S MY LORE BITCH :jaceknife:

THAT'S MY LORE BITCH :stickup:

GIVE MY FUCKING LORE BACK

GIVE MY LORE BACK BITCH

DON'T FUCK WITH ME
 
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