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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    781
Jon & Jimmy freaking out at each other could also lead to some cool violence.
Jon is a mouthy prick, never seen him actually do much but run and cry when shit got serious. But on the other hand, Jimmy was only really a tough guy when it was smallish girls.
Fuck it, i'm excited.
 
Jon is a mouthy prick, never seen him actually do much but run and cry when shit got serious. But on the other hand, Jimmy was only really a tough guy when it was smallish girls.
Fuck it, i'm excited.
Letty is also the type not to cower in fear of the tard rage.
What a great dynamic that will never happen because this is gonna be a mess
 
Letty would have quit like 10 separate times in season 1 if the wiggers didn't coddle her. I like her because she was the straw that stirred the drink, but toughness is not her best quality.
 
Some screenshots from the season 2 edit.
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I’m actually way more interested in the season 2 edit than the season 1 edit. Mainly because i’m more interested in the behind the scenes of this season. The edit was done much quicker than the season 1 edit but that seems more because of the problems that happens while editing it. They’re apparently going to release the episodes all at once instead of weekly which I’m not sure is a good idea.
 
Some screenshots from the season 2 edit.
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I’m actually way more interested in the season 2 edit than the season 1 edit. Mainly because i’m more interested in the behind the scenes of this season. The edit was done much quicker than the season 1 edit but that seems more because of the problems that happens while editing it. They’re apparently going to release the episodes all at once instead of weekly which I’m not sure is a good idea.
Sam looks cool as fuck in the top pic
 
Amazing how in both seasons, the most resilient players were anorexic bitches with abusive exes.
is it? most of 90s Girl Power films were all about how thats literally the archtype of the biggest badasses. Like whenever we see the backstory of some Sarah Conner type badass in 90s movies thats just the backstory.
I'm glad Letty isn't as anorexic as she used to be.
from what she said on twitter she slimmed down to embrace her "piss witch" persona on the tank and also possibly hated the attention having massive jugs gave her.
Are they fakers now? I feel like i'm being tricked.
once you get under a certain weight your tits deflate hard, and its a fairly high BMI compared to what women can weigh. Its a reason a lot of women's breasts seem to keep growing in their 20s, between drinking booze and their metabolism slowing down you end up with this fairly common joke of "all the weight goes to my boobs" and it keeps being like that until it doesn't.

i just did a terrible time explaining it but i'm sure the bitchs over at the beauty parlor will tell you about how being underweight destroys tits.
 
Letty would have quit like 10 separate times in season 1 if the wiggers didn't coddle her. I like her because she was the straw that stirred the drink, but toughness is not her best quality.
Did we watch the same thing? Because from what I saw she was the opposite of coddled. Damien threw her stuff into the portashitter ffs.

It wasn't until the very end when the producers got her in on the act.
 
Letty would have quit like 10 separate times in season 1 if the wiggers didn't coddle her. I like her because she was the straw that stirred the drink, but toughness is not her best quality.
You literally could not be more wrong if you tried. Letty's whole thing was toughness and endurance. When other people would meltdown or freakout she would laugh and keep a cool demeanor. When other people would give up during a challenge she'd keep going. There was no "coddling" whatsoever. It wasn't needed. Even people who don't like Letty acknowledge she was incredibly tough during the show. In fact you could argue the exact opposite of coddling happened. The staff would turn a blind eye to fatty being clearly mentally unstable and borderline violent around her.
 
Everybody weighs a lot less than I imagined. I guess the guys don't have a ton of muscle mass, especially Jon.
The heights, weights and some of the ages are all fucked up, for example Tay's shown to be the same weight as in S2 despite no longer being an anorexic skeleton, and Tai isn't 29, he's in his 30s.

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You literally could not be more wrong if you tried. Letty's whole thing was toughness and endurance. When other people would meltdown or freakout she would laugh and keep a cool demeanor. When other people would give up during a challenge she'd keep going. There was no "coddling" whatsoever. It wasn't needed. Even people who don't like Letty acknowledge she was incredibly tough during the show. In fact you could argue the exact opposite of coddling happened. The staff would turn a blind eye to fatty being clearly mentally unstable and borderline violent around her.
I forgot he chased her around spitting on her once.

God, I hate that dude so much.
 
The site had updated, confirming the contestants to be Jon, Jimmy, Letty, Tayleigh, Tai, and Vance.
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I'm pretty sure the reason the names are different colors is because they are straight ripped off from World of Warcraft class names which have these exact same colors. Going off that the classes are:
Jon - paladin
Tayleigh - warrior
Letty - rogue
Tai - hunter
Jimmy - priest
Vance - mage

I'm certain if they have to LARP as these classes it's either going to suck real bad (which is going to be hilarious) or going to be dropped like 2 days into the season because the production didn't think the whole thing through.
 
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