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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    781
Escalating Violence said:
It's probably been said before here but Betty has all the classic traits of a bpd e-girl everyone thought Letty was.
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Betty being brought on as a better version of Letty but being everything people claimed Letty was even down to the love of piss is one of the best unintentional bits of the show.
 
Mr.Bucket said:
Jesus H Christ on a pogo stick Sylvia still looks like complete and utter shit.
Someone take the makeup case away from her, please.
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Makeup on a pregnant woman is hideous. Your body will naturally glow. Put away the drag makeup and let your body do its natural thing.
 
Shinji dropped another banger short after not being invited into Fishtank Family Feud.
 
Dick Cheney Respecter said:
Shinji dropped another banger short after not being invited into Fishtank Family Feud.
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What's up with this Chinaman? I get this one is intended to be funny but he's always droning on about how he's not some super famous streamer. Why is that his grand goal for life? Who would have imagined the japanese guy who wants to live in cyberspace would be the most hungry for views?
 
Lt. H. DuBois said:
What's up with this Chinaman? I get this one is intended to be funny but he's always droning on about how he's not some super famous streamer. Why is that his grand goal for life? Who would have imagined the japanese guy who wants to live in cyberspace would be the most hungry for views?
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Zoomers grew up watching streamers in place of parentings. It's completely fucked up their perspective.
 
Blackstar said:
Isn't that fake? There was a previous vid uploaded here that was a fake AI shinji voice
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It is, but him finally taking down his channel isn't
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As much as Shinji is a degenerate coomer weirdo, I still feel bad for him. He was clearly sold a false bill of goods by Crash and that was reinforced by false promises from Sam/Production.

Hopefully this experience is enough to snap him out of his aspirations of porn universe or whatever and fix the mess that's been made of his life.
 
Blackstar said:
where if she doesn't cut herself or masturbate every day, she gets a seizure.
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i mean how long does it take to masturbate anyways? if she was a dude would she even have learned about this? Also she has literally 1000 simps in her two different telegrams and discord and has a rather good stay at home job and could easily get some simps to play boyfriend for her and yet she's getting her need for attention on 4chan like a girl half her age?

"my life is hard i have to masturbate every day" like she's a thin white woman, how the fuck does she not have whales begging to help her out with her needs the same way Chief Wahoo does?
 
Get the rope Macaulay! said:
i mean how long does it take to masturbate anyways? if she was a dude would she even have learned about this? Also she has literally 1000 simps in her two different telegrams and discord and has a rather good stay at home job and could easily get some simps to play boyfriend for her and yet she's getting her need for attention on 4chan like a girl half her age?

"my life is hard i have to masturbate every day" like she's a thin white woman, how the fuck does she not have whales begging to help her out with her needs the same way Chief Wahoo does?
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People like Betty don’t want solutions. They want to feel like victims. If she looked for a real solution to her issues she would lose the little following she has as I guarantee part of said solution would be to get the fuck off the Internet. She doesn’t want to give it up.
 
Lowercase I internet said:
People like Betty don’t want solutions. They want to feel like victims. If she looked for a real solution to her issues she would lose the little following she has as I guarantee part of said solution would be to get the fuck off the Internet. She doesn’t want to give it up.
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The solution is always, without fail, to spend less time on the internet. I bet her life looks completely different without it.
 
curbside2 said:
I bet her life looks completely different without it.
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i don't think so; from what i've seen irl what happens is that the friend group is mostly the same and instead of attention whoring online they do it irl.

Like you people do know there was a time before the internet right? BPD cunts were acting like this since forever.
 
Logic said:
S3 they should just try a Humans vs Zombies kind of shtick where eliminations occur but nobody actually leaves. Whenever a fish gets eliminated, they become a freeloader who's job will be to sabatoge the other fish and make them become a freeloader as well. This way we never lose any favorite contestants and we get freeloaders who are actually already in a competitive mindset to earn cash. Becoming directly responsible for someone's failure in a challenge or elimination rewards you cash.
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I liked how Documental did that sort of zombie contestant setup, although the whole setup is somewhat different. TLDR, ten Japanese comedians enter a 1m yen buy-in competition where they have to make the others laugh, last person standing (or most score) at time limit wins ten million yen. Anyone eliminated can stay as a zombie, working with other zombies to make sketches and get contestants eliminated; if they eliminate the last survivor, everyone gets back their buy-in. It'd be interesting to see how that kind of setup would turn out in a Western environment (where it might not degenerate into everyone just showing their dicks), but I don't trust the wiggers not to fuck it up, buy-in or not.
joker jimmy said:
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I honestly cannot tell whether that's a thing for S2.5, or Jimmy's gooning shack.
 
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