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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    781
A Thousand Year Chike said:
A hero called Tryll keeps paying to take him off the show.
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I am exceptionally late on this, but Chris looks like a fucking Goron in the thumbnail.
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Logic said:
S3 they should just try a Humans vs Zombies kind of shtick where eliminations occur but nobody actually leaves. Whenever a fish gets eliminated, they become a freeloader who's job will be to sabatoge the other fish and make them become a freeloader as well. This way we never lose any favorite contestants and we get freeloaders who are actually already in a competitive mindset to earn cash. Becoming directly responsible for someone's failure in a challenge or elimination rewards you cash.
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You should probably email Sam and ask for your cut because it sounds like that's exactly what season 2.5 is going to be. It lends credence to the idea that production reads this thread and may possibly be lifting ideas from it. Although I will admit, this seems like an easy idea for multiple people to come up with independently.
 
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Calling the obvious right now 2.5 is going to fall apart and fail so spectacularly it's going to make season 2 look well put together.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
Calling the obvious right now 2.5 is going to fall apart and fail so spectacularly it's going to make season 2 look well put together.
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I'm going to be honest I'm more interested in how Jet is going to fuck this up than I am interested in Season 3 being any good.
 
LowlyPheasent said:
At least there's something different going on here, so they have that going for them. A lot of the novelty wore off come season 2 for me.
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I think it's a good idea. Regardless of the concept and logistics and Jet's incompetence, it's a fun idea to have S1 and S2 contestants come together for a side project in between seasons. Of course it's going to be a disaster.

I'm still hoping S3 will utilize a casting agency and have the new Fish going in blind. That is the only thing that would get me excited for a new season.
 
Noble Redditor said:
I'm still hoping S3 will utilize a casting agency and have the new Fish going in blind. That is the only thing that would get me excited for a new season.
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I hope the opposite, I wan't worse people, I want damaged people, I want the most unstable people they can find.
 
Marche said:
I hope the opposite, I wan't worse people, I want damaged people, I want the most unstable people they can find.
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Hey we paid $60 for this! I want remote trigger planted props that spring out of the ground with Tropic Thunder levels of production and staging. I want air clearance for drones to fly around the property stalking the fish with disruptive SFX and TTS. I want fireworks and minor explosives every morning. I want an antique black powder pistol with blanks held and operated by staff used on eliminations. I want awful fans that applied to Jet's twitter pull to be shamed live on air. I want someone to shit their pants and someone to vomit in response to the smell. I want the flamethrowing robot dog.

I want.... outhouse cams.
 
sixart said:
View attachment 5994980Hey we paid $60 for this! I want remote trigger planted props that spring out of the ground with Tropic Thunder levels of production and staging. I want air clearance for drones to fly around the property stalking the fish with disruptive SFX and TTS. I want fireworks and minor explosives every morning. I want an antique black powder pistol with blanks held and operated by staff used on eliminations. I want awful fans that applied to Jet's twitter pull to be shamed live on air. I want someone to shit their pants and someone to vomit in response to the smell. I want the flamethrowing robot dog.

I want.... outhouse cams.
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this but unironically. That would make for a fun watch.
 
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