🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    781
It's going to be such a massive fucking trainwreck. Part of me can't wait.

Everything they mentioned is just a disaster in the making.

Pov cameras for all contestants, Jon's crazy ass gonna be trying to shill his current scam to the NPCs, fatty gonna be fat and gross, tts is gonna be brutal on Simmons unless they filter the fuck out of it (which they will), etc etc.
 
I extracted some of the AI(presumably) fishtank songs they played towards the end of the pre-stream.
@Blackstar
They cut awkwardly but it is what it is.

Oh Shiiit... Fatty is Covered in Poop


Jet Boss Baby


TTS Anthem ( I guess )


Something about Chris Lynch
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
Bro they couldn't even do basic challenges in a house how the fuck are they going to get this working in the forest?
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They won't even manage to get this live in the first place. They have 3 weeks, and the POV cameras are their "biggest challenge". In a forest. A place everyone knows that has guaranteed shitty mobile connection.
Charles Vincent Crumb said:
I extracted some of the AI fishtank songs they played towards the end of the pre-stream. I am assuming its AI btw, no idea but it seems likely.
@Blackstar
They cut awkwardly but it is what it is.

Oh Shiiit... Fatty is Covered in Poop
fatty covered in shit.ogg

Jet Boss Baby
boss baby jet.ogg

TTS Anthem ( I guess )
TTS anthem.ogg

Something about Chris Lynch
Chris Lynch.ogg
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Definitely AI. They most likely used this service for the background music.
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
Bro they couldn't even do basic challenges in a house how the fuck are they going to get this working in the forest?
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A coyote is gonna come out and maul one of them, calling it now.

I'm assuming, since vampires, this is gonna be mostly done at night. Wtf are they gonna do for security? What am I saying, they won't have any.
 
COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST said:
Someone is absolutely going to wander out of the show's designated camping area and either succumb to the elements or get shot by a homeowner.
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So long as the camera keeps working...
Jet suffers from extreme gamer brain it seems, he increasingly wants to videogame-ify Fishtank. "Fishtank" is quickly becoming a misnomer. Also seems like they're still figuring out how it's going to work at most levels.
 
JET SLOP IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

This is like peak "Sounds like a great idea" and will turn out to be so fucking bad and poorly executed resulting in so much needing to readjust rules and make it work.
Also being outdoors I'm sure some retard is going to dox the location from the clouds and trees and have police show up
 
Sam has literally aged like 20 years physically since world peace was cancelled it's insane.

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COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST said:
Sam also turned into a roid golem in that timeframe. When you share a phenotype with Trotsky this is kind of the best you can do.
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Steroids have to be one of the most retarded drugs you can take. Literally taking off 20+ years off your lifespan to get more muscle.
 
This is actually a cool idea, can't wait to see how bad it gets fucked up. I wasn't really in to the "2.5" concept until now.
I can't believe they got Simmons to come back for a summer camp. That shit doesn't even sound real.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
Sam has literally aged like 20 years physically since world peace was cancelled it's insane.

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World Peace was canceled 20 years ago.
DustBuns said:
This is actually a cool idea, can't wait to see how bad it gets fucked up. I wasn't really in to the "2.5" concept until now.
I can't believe they got Simmons to come back for a summer camp. That shit doesn't even sound real.
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Simmons? You mean Simon, the Vietnamese comedian that bwoke Fishtank?
 
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