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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    781
Alright I was wrong on completely getting rid of it but at the same time production has got to be more responsible and have it under control so that people don't get too fucked up, like Jon downing an entire cup of vodka and beers, getting so fucked up he almost had to be taken off the show, and Tay being told to drink for an advantage in the finale only to be taken advantage of by Frank, being insulted by production and ultimately gaining nothing.
 
anliteralidiot said:
I remember someone telling either tj or shinji that their task for that night was to prevent everyone from building the beds. Truly neptunian.
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Yeah, Sam told Shinji to sabotage somebody during the next elimination challenge which they kept saying the bed building was but then they would have had to kick TJ so they decided it wasn't I guess. It was at a point when Sam was really pushing that they weren't supposed to be friends with each other. Pretty stupid story line that went nowhere just like everything production tries to force.

It was still one of my favorite nights though, the absolute choas of it all was hilarious.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
This would literally destroy season 3. Booze is the only thing that got the reserved fish like Shinji and TJ talking. Without it you just have silent people.
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Maybe Sam could run an actual casting call and vet people based on how eccentric or interesting they are, and not just perpetually embezzle all the money.
 
Mr.Bucket said:
Like a woman being sexually assaulted by a massive fucking creep?

What would make s3 better is keeping that piece of shit far away. Same with fatty.
Those two are bigger liabilities than Simmons ever was.
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I genuinely don't know how anyone can look at what Frank did that night and think anything other then "this guys a fat piece of shit". The only funny thing he ever did was get boogie to shoot off his pistol. Dude sucks and I really hope he isn't brought back for season 3 but knowing Jet he will be.
 
2.5 : Fishtank All-Stars Vampire Bloodgames
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFhJdqcwlLg
Who knows what the hell this is going to be like lol.

Blackstar said:
According to the description it begins 1st June.
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Blackstar said:
The description before it got removed, courtesy of @Dick Cheney Respecter

"Fishtank is back, but before we head into our third season we bring you Fishtank All-Stars Vampire Bloodgames-- a real life first person RPG game occupied by your favorite characters from fishtank fame. 6 all stars return to camp out in the woods for 14 days. Their objective: stay alive and don't get bit. During the day, players may visit the town, explore locations, loot for supplies, or fortify their camp. At night, the monsters come out to play. Fish must avoid the vampires, level up, and brave the unpredictable elements. Beware: your bitten allies may come back to get you. They know your camp well."
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Sicko Hunter said:
I genuinely don't know how anyone can look at what Frank did that night and think anything other then "this guys a fat piece of shit". The only funny thing he ever did was get boogie to shoot off his pistol. Dude sucks and I really hope he isn't brought back for season 3 but knowing Jet he will be.
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Him and fatty are their emergency pet retards. Break glass for instant 'content'.

Even if it sucks, is cringe, and gross AF.
 
The description before it got removed, courtesy of @Dick Cheney Respecter

"Fishtank is back, but before we head into our third season we bring you Fishtank All-Stars Vampire Bloodgames-- a real life first person RPG game occupied by your favorite characters from fishtank fame. 6 all stars return to camp out in the woods for 14 days. Their objective: stay alive and don't get bit. During the day, players may visit the town, explore locations, loot for supplies, or fortify their camp. At night, the monsters come out to play. Fish must avoid the vampires, level up, and brave the unpredictable elements. Beware: your bitten allies may come back to get you. They know your camp well."
 
An "all star" competition is a fun idea but there aren't enough interesting or cool Fish to bring back. Doesn't seem like Letty is interested in coming back and Jon was blocked by Sam and Jet last time I checked. The Asian dude who won season 1 is way too easy to forget and was even more boring than Vance. Hopefully Sylvia shows up because if not then the next most interesting person is Mauro, and all he ever did was have freakouts, spread HIV and take siestas.

Season 2 is too fresh to think about a reunion.

I hope you like Franklin H mildly inconveniencing people and Airsoft Fatso screaming and blubbering because you're going to get a lot of that.
 
Noble Redditor said:
An "all star" competition is a fun idea but there aren't enough interesting or cool Fish to bring back. Doesn't seem like Letty is interested in coming back and Jon was blocked by Sam and Jet last time I checked. The Asian dude who won season 1 is way too easy to forget and was even more boring than Vance. Hopefully Sylvia shows up because if not then the next most interesting person is Mauro, and all he ever did was have freakouts, spread HIV and take siestas.

Season 2 is too fresh to think about a reunion.

I hope you like Franklin H mildly inconveniencing people and Airsoft Fatso screaming and blubbering because you're going to get a lot of that.
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Unfortunately Sylvia's like 6 months pregnant right now so I doubt she'll show up but yeah there's not enough good contestants to bring back and the best ones likely wouldn't want to return. This could be an immediate clusterfuck.
 
Noble Redditor said:
An "all star" competition is a fun idea but there aren't enough interesting or cool Fish to bring back. Doesn't seem like Letty is interested in coming back and Jon was blocked by Sam and Jet last time I checked. The Asian dude who won season 1 is way too easy to forget and was even more boring than Vance. Hopefully Sylvia shows up because if not then the next most interesting person is Mauro, and all he ever did was have freakouts, spread HIV and take siestas.

Season 2 is too fresh to think about a reunion.

I hope you like Franklin H mildly inconveniencing people and Airsoft Fatso screaming and blubbering because you're going to get a lot of that.
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I think the description could be read to not be exclusive to fish alone. Meaning freeloaders could be part of it too. The only desirable one would be Greg but he seems to want to distance himself from Fishtank, but maybe if they will pay well, who knows.

Josie has plans to do a big anniversary stream that would collide with the timeframe.
Tayleigh outright said she wasn't part of it, unless that was a lie.
Sylvia is in NZ I think

Way too soon for any kind of all-star when so many leave the tank in a bit of a sad state. Would someone like Shinji go back? who knows.
meager lineup at best.
 
All stars? there has to be actual stars to begin with
This is going to be the jettest slop to ever jetslop
 
Ok here's my all-star wishlist lads:
MEAGAN, Ben, Greg, Dunyaye, Abbi, Delaney, John, (Taylor and TJ).

Also I was going to go skiing in early June, what utter faggots claiming it will be "soon". And yes, I'm MATI.
 
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