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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    781
In my opinion, how they handled it after season 2 is how it should be. They set a bad precedent after season 1 having the girls hang around Rhode Island for basically another month and then Letty ends up banging one of them for who knows how long, then Josie is invited back up just to party and again to work on the show and party. Vance being brought back makes more sense than any of the post-season 1 hangout. I realize Jet wanted friends (and girls) at his birthday party, let's not forget he invited Betty to his party... and Sam wanted Stockholmed extra for WP2 but it makes it look bad when they suddenly do nothing.
Still a bad look when Jet stands on a soapbox about how he wants everyone to do well, wants Fishtank's community to be people who like a bit of fucked up shit but care for each other, and will always be more than willing to talk with Shinji when he was down, only for nobody from staff to have contacted Shinji or replied to Crash.
 
Really feel like people have rose tinted glasses when it comes to season 1. Are we really going to pretend the final competition for season 1 was good? They literally had nothing planned and were just taking ideas from twitter. They at least had some set up for season 2. Both are shit either way but it just seems weird to me how people like to pretend season 1 was magically better somehow...because it just is. Josie and TJ winning is a bit infuriating because Josie fucking sucks as a contestant and I will not respect anyone who says otherwise and TJ's "arc" was so extremely forced that him winning didn't really feel earned. Tay is a bit of a pickme but she still tried harder than TJ or Shinji as a contestant overall and had more standout moments.
 
Really feel like people have rose tinted glasses when it comes to season 1. Are we really going to pretend the final competition for season 1 was good? They literally had nothing planned and were just taking ideas from twitter. They at least had some set up for season 2. Both are shit either way but it just seems weird to me how people like to pretend season 1 was magically better somehow...because it just is. Josie and TJ winning is a bit infuriating because Josie fucking sucks as a contestant and I will not respect anyone who says otherwise and TJ's "arc" was so extremely forced that him winning didn't really feel earned. Tay is a bit of a pickme but she still tried harder than TJ or Shinji as a contestant overall and had more standout moments.
Season 2 cast sucked so hard that the challenges themselves didn't really matter to me. They really fucked up with how they wrangled them in the second season. Season 1 was set up as a competition where the contestants were supposed to endure the house as long as possible. Season 2 was clearly ran with the mindset that they were performers, not contestants. It wasn't just about enduring the hellhouse anymore, it was who could be the biggest content farm. Anything they did to fuck with each other just felt fake and gay as a result. Maybe Josie was boring simpbait, but you didn't get a sense from her or any of the other fish that they were acting outside of their normal selves. I thought Letty probably deserved the win on the first season, but honestly could not care less about which retarded puppet they chose to win the second one.
 
Season 2 was clearly ran with the mindset that they were performers, not contestants. It wasn't just about enduring the hellhouse anymore, it was who could be the biggest content farm.
They were even yelled at to be interesting at one point. Why should production make a good show when they can just yell at the contestants to make the content for them.
 
They were even yelled at to be interesting at one point. Why should production make a good show when they can just yell at the contestants to make the content for them.
At this point, I'm feeling 50/50 about the contestants for season 3, as the cast for the next season could be either better or worse, especially given the direction season 2 had
 
Really feel like people have rose tinted glasses when it comes to season 1. Are we really going to pretend the final competition for season 1 was good? They literally had nothing planned and were just taking ideas from twitter. They at least had some set up for season 2. Both are shit either way but it just seems weird to me how people like to pretend season 1 was magically better somehow...because it just is. Josie and TJ winning is a bit infuriating because Josie fucking sucks as a contestant and I will not respect anyone who says otherwise and TJ's "arc" was so extremely forced that him winning didn't really feel earned. Tay is a bit of a pickme but she still tried harder than TJ or Shinji as a contestant overall and had more standout moments.
Season 1 managed to have a satisfying ending despite how tedious the final Cell challenge was a lot of the time. I don't think I am biased in any way either. When Season 1's ending is put up against Season 2's its no contest.
Even as I often hated the Cell 2 when I was watching it live, I appreciate it more in retrospect. With Season 2 I wish I would have just done something else for the last 5 days or so.

For the cast Season 1 had, ending up with Josie vs Letty is a pretty solid outcome, I really don't feel like there was a lot of missed opportunity if any other contestants got there. Josie winning makes sense in many ways, not only due to production playing up the good vs evil aspect of the ending but also just playing along with Josie's overall hype among the viewership is simply a good idea. You could argue its picking the path of least resistance in some way but, she's the only one who fit the Wonka ending and they probably didn't have other ideas that fit a Letty win.

The final Season 2 cast was just bad. I feel Tay was a more fitting winner than any of the final 4. My ideal would be if Cole wasn't retarded and Jimmy was a bit more medicated, that would have been a great finale . At least Season 2 got a great first week and there were good and even great moments during the season, but in general it all just slowly rotted away.
 
Originally I would have said Cole vs Brian would be a good ending because it was the closest thing to a genuine rivalry season 2 had between fish. The gator squats challenge was one of the most intense face-offs of the entire season. Also it would have been a fan favorite vs most hated contestant thing again. Obviously we all know Cole sucks now and would never have made it that far.
All the other final 2s are weak in comparison as there's no real rivalries but Tayleigh definitely deserved to be able to compete in the final 2. Maybe Tayleigh vs Brian would have been good as they were the most driven to win the competition. If we had to use the final 3 that we were given then Tayleigh vs TJ was a no-brainer, but the swamp olympics was poorly planned.
 
Even outside of engineering an "interesting" final two it's more about getting out of the way so that the finalists are the competitive fish.
Protecting TJ from getting eliminated by kicking out a freeloader instead, never targeting Shinji because he was "popular"....

Out of all the fish, Brian and Tayleigh were the most competitive and the least likely to fold for stupid reasons. There's no question of whether it would have been a good watch because they were both so competitive. It doesn't have to be narrative it just has to be competitive.

TJ was, "uh, I guess it's my job to be competitive it's what production wants so I'll do it" and Shinji was the same and that's why it sucked.
 
Even outside of engineering an "interesting" final two it's more about getting out of the way so that the finalists are the competitive fish.
Protecting TJ from getting eliminated by kicking out a freeloader instead, never targeting Shinji because he was "popular"....

Out of all the fish, Brian and Tayleigh were the most competitive and the least likely to fold for stupid reasons. There's no question of whether it would have been a good watch because they were both so competitive. It doesn't have to be narrative it just has to be competitive.

TJ was, "uh, I guess it's my job to be competitive it's what production wants so I'll do it" and Shinji was the same and that's why it sucked.
I think, even though it wasn't that long ago, people are forgetting how shitty production was. Absolutely no fucking ideas to make anything entertaining happen. The cast itself was fine, maybe even good(?) but there was nothing for them to do most of the time. The challenges were usually pointless, and didn't really inspire much competitive spirit in the Fish. Hell, they would STOP Fish from doing entertaining things, for no fucking reason.

If the end-game was destroying the house anyway, why stop them from punching holes in the wall to search for clues?
 
Really feel like people have rose tinted glasses when it comes to season 1. Are we really going to pretend the final competition for season 1 was good? They literally had nothing planned and were just taking ideas from twitter. They at least had some set up for season 2. Both are shit either way but it just seems weird to me how people like to pretend season 1 was magically better somehow...because it just is. Josie and TJ winning is a bit infuriating because Josie fucking sucks as a contestant and I will not respect anyone who says otherwise and TJ's "arc" was so extremely forced that him winning didn't really feel earned. Tay is a bit of a pickme but she still tried harder than TJ or Shinji as a contestant overall and had more standout moments.
The reason why I'm more forgiving of the season 1 finale is because of the hilarious Willy Wonka ending that tied everything together perfectly. You are 100% right the finale cell 2 challenge it was pretty directionless and also dragged on and on and on with only a few really good highlights.
 
Something I think gets forgotten cause everyone just wanted it done, but they fucked up Season 2 so much that ended it a day early with like 4 hours notice IIRC, and nobody was upset about that aspect.
 
Something I think gets forgotten cause everyone just wanted it done, but they fucked up Season 2 so much that ended it a day early with like 4 hours notice IIRC, and nobody was upset about that aspect.
I remember the last week just wanting it to end. I was sick of the show and did not care about the finale 3 but had invested so much time into watching it I had to finish it. It sucked.
 
Season 2 cast sucked so hard
Wrong, this is another thing people romanticize. Season 1 had...Letty and Jon that's about it, Vance on rare occasion when he wasn't trying to play master manipulator "yeah" man. Everyone else was either nontent or did stuff too rare, Simmon could've made for an entertaining character if he didn't get booted. Freeloaders saved season 1, try to imagine season 1 without tai, "lance", or fatty. Even if people dislike fatty, they were still integral to keeping the show alive and interesting and causing conflict.

Season 2 in contrast has a stronger cast overall and I still understand people's complaints. Since like week 1 people just keep saying "the cast sucks the cast sucks" while crazy stuff is happening and no one really articulates what's bad about them beyond a stupid "but they know who same hyde is", when most of season 1 did too. Literally day 1 jon was telling people he looked them up on the plane ride there.
It wasn't just about enduring the hellhouse anymore, it was who could be the biggest content farm.
This is exactly the type of shit i'm talking about. Did you even watch season 1 dude? Josie won through popularity, she was rarely fucked with or put through hard conflict. Letty endured for sure but she also put on a show while doing it. People have such a weird, warped view about season 2. You think TJ won because he was a content farm? Over Tay and even Shinji? What are you smoking

playing along with Josie's overall hype among the viewership is simply a good idea.
This is all I need to read to know you're a retard. kys.
 
Spot on saying they treated the S2 casts like performers instead of competitors, it really sucked the air out of the whole thing.
Still a bad look when Jet stands on a soapbox about how he wants everyone to do well, wants Fishtank's community to be people who like a bit of fucked up shit but care for each other, and will always be more than willing to talk with Shinji when he was down, only for nobody from staff to have contacted Shinji or replied to Crash.
Yeah they did most of the S2 contestants dirty. Jet's soapboxing about how he wants everyone to succeed and do-well and make new content creators was bullshit, he really only meant it for the S1 crew I guess. I feel like they fucked Shinji over especially badly. My wish is no more ESL contestants in future seasons if they aren't going to even try working around the language barrier.
 
Wrong, this is another thing people romanticize. Season 1 had...Letty and Jon that's about it, Vance on rare occasion when he wasn't trying to play master manipulator "yeah" man. Everyone else was either nontent or did stuff too rare, Simmon could've made for an entertaining character if he didn't get booted. Freeloaders saved season 1, try to imagine season 1 without tai, "lance", or fatty. Even if people dislike fatty, they were still integral to keeping the show alive and interesting and causing conflict.

Season 2 in contrast has a stronger cast overall and I still understand people's complaints. Since like week 1 people just keep saying "the cast sucks the cast sucks" while crazy stuff is happening and no one really articulates what's bad about them beyond a stupid "but they know who same hyde is", when most of season 1 did too. Literally day 1 jon was telling people he looked them up on the plane ride there.
I've already said this and very recently but how are you going to say season 2's cast was stronger when so many left so early on? JC gave up in like 5 days, Summer was too mentally ill for the show, Megan left to go play Roblox, Cole threw a tantrum so he could be kicked off how exactly is this a stronger cast? 4 of the 10 people on the show left in like the first 3 weeks how is that a stronger cast?
 
I've already said this and very recently but how are you going to say season 2's cast was stronger when so many left so early on? JC gave up in like 5 days, Summer was too mentally ill for the show, Megan left to go play Roblox, Cole threw a tantrum so he could be kicked off how exactly is this a stronger cast? 4 of the 10 people on the show left in like the first 3 weeks how is that a stronger cast?
Because most of the others were a stronger cast: Tay, Jimmy, Shinji, Trish and Brian, whereas like mentioned before S1 only had Letty and Jon. While Cole did leave early he was a strong contestant until he broke, just like Jon. While some of them were weaker than the others they were still stronger than the entire S1 cast aside from Letty.
 
I've already said this and very recently but how are you going to say season 2's cast was stronger when so many left so early on? JC gave up in like 5 days, Summer was too mentally ill for the show, Megan left to go play Roblox, Cole threw a tantrum so he could be kicked off how exactly is this a stronger cast? 4 of the 10 people on the show left in like the first 3 weeks how is that a stronger cast?

Even burning out, many of them made a better impact than all but the top 3 or 4 of Season 1. And I put more blame on Jet on the burn out than themselves. JC had a lot of potential as the only normie, but they went hard on Cole from the start and I think that scared her off too early. Cole set up the entire theme of the Season, stand out, get popular, and production will come down on you hard. Jimmy was the seasons Jon, compelling retard. I didn't like Brian and I'll still put him above half of season 1. Summer was a fun trainwreck, never gonna make it in the contest but lots of memorable moments.

If I had to rate all the fish, starting with the worst: Mauro, Damiel, Trish, Megan, Simmons, TJ, Sylvia, Vance, Brian, Summer, Letty, |threshold (Putting JC right on the line) of liking| Cole(in regards to being on the show), Josie, Shinji, Jon, Jimmy, Tay.

Note, this is extremely off the cuff, and I'm not strongly thought out opinions.
 
Wrong, this is another thing people romanticize. Season 1 had...Letty and Jon that's about it, Vance on rare occasion when he wasn't trying to play master manipulator "yeah" man. Everyone else was either nontent or did stuff too rare, Simmon could've made for an entertaining character if he didn't get booted. Freeloaders saved season 1, try to imagine season 1 without tai, "lance", or fatty. Even if people dislike fatty, they were still integral to keeping the show alive and interesting and causing conflict.
Season 2 started with a significantly stronger cast, and that's not even subjective, the execution is where they fucked up miserably. Anyone making particularly high amounts of content was targeted and fucked with to their breaking point, then dumped flat on their ass. They constantly told people to do shit but, if season 1 fans somehow didn't know not to stand out from Josie's S1 win, they did from that progression. They continuously fucked with the fishes' food supply with no interesting way of improving it (even the lootboxes were mostly trashy snacks with little nutrition, likely worth 1/20th of their price), then were shocked that poor diets make people less energetic and more likely to be sick. By the end, what was left were sick, tired, demoralized people trying not to be the wiggers' next cow.
 
If I had to rate all the fish, starting with the worst: Mauro, Damiel, Trish, Megan, Simmons, TJ, Sylvia, Vance, Brian, Summer, Letty, |threshold (Putting JC right on the line) of liking| Cole(in regards to being on the show), Josie, Shinji, Jon, Jimmy, Tay.
This is all subjective and your taste in fish will vary but ranking Damiel below Simmons and Megan is just not accurate. Also putting fucking Cole above Letty is criminal. He was on the show 10 days.
 
This is all subjective and your taste in fish will vary but ranking Damiel below Simmons and Megan is just not accurate. Also putting fucking Cole above Letty is criminal. He was on the show 10 days.
Agreed on Cole, although the execution probably failed here as well. They probably could've milked him for content at least a week more if not longer. They blew the "trust fund kiddy vs the world" angle too fast, to a point where he obviously wouldn't have been comfortable with everyone being against him. I still don't think he'd cross the finish line, and what little was seen of him post-Fishtank seems to confirm he's not exactly a pleasant person, but skillful treatment (in general, not the shit like pampering him with an Xbox) would've likely gotten more out of him.
 
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