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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 59 7.5%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.6%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.6%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    782
I guess I'll do a stream recap since @Voland wanted them

Tayleigh

Tuesday:

Tay left the donations at $1 because she wanted to do crocheting like in the tank with TTS chatter and she knew that her mime costume had probably arrived. This led to a really rowdy stream the whole night with a huge number of driveby troll shitposting TTS that reminiscent of the tank itself that left her stunned at times while she was unpacking the gifts from the PO box.
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She bought special glasses that prevent you from looking forward so she wouldn't get distracted and stop crocheting but this was an immediate failure as she just started craning her neck and reading chat.
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Once the donation goal was hit she went into the full mime costume and act.




Thursday:
Tay usually opens her streams with about an hour of chatting with the audience on various topics and today some fishtank stuff came up, the audition tape, some pranks she planned in advance, and how the show affected her and changed her life amongst other things. Some of the clips are pretty long but worth archiving in totality.

Music, the Garfield movie prank she planned, and blood capsules she forgot she had for a prank and a device that ironically makes cricket sounds


Discussing the contents of the audition tape and why she placed the swastika where she did. There is another bit where she talks about the Funko pops and how cringe they are but she figured Jet would like Funko Pops so she made it visible on the audition tape but I can't seem to find it on the stream to clip it.

Tay posted her audition. It's really cringe.
Archiving the actual video. She also said her contestant image was taken on November 9th


Her current mentality and struggles post tank:


After the meet and greet for the first hour or so she played Outlast, a horror game which plays into her weakness of getting too into video games because she would freak out at every jumpscare.

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At the end she read everyone a bedtime story from one of the gifts she had just received.
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Shinji

Shinji has come back after nearly a two month hiatus and he has a lot of ground to recover, if its even possible at all. He has switched to a new Youtube channel, so he lost all the people that subscribed to him during and after the show ended and all of the viewership minutes on the prior videos which allowed access to superchats, Crash offered a solution in the form of uploading all of Shinji's fishtank podcast talks just to boost viewership hours/minutes to get over the threshold. Viewership was mid-high 30s with a pretty slow chatroom. His buddy Crash admitted that it was probably ill advised to stream at the same time as Tayleigh who has an established schedule for months now. Which he is definitely correct about, Shinji was originally scheduled for Wednesday which would have been fantastic since absolutely nobody streamed that evening, but he shifted it to Thursday right at the time both Tayleigh and Taylor were active. Shinji played Call of Duty: World at War and afterwards did about 30min of chatting but I'm not really interested in struggling to parse Shinji's ESL while he has some sort of Imperial Japanese music playing.

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Taylor

Wednesday Taylor played Darksouls, Thursday she made another painting, something she has been doing lately and putting them on Ebay for sale.
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As the most established S2 streamer Taylor definitely has the best pipeline established because she makes clips of notable moments in her streams and uploads them to Youtube. Such as the recent meme moment of her eating corn for the first time.

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Jimmy

Jimmy seems to be breaking from his bad period of stressmaxxing he has been in for the past month and has completed his new job training. He was talking about how he would be switching over to night time work like he was doing at the papermill before its closure so streams would be infrequent. He broke up with the goth girl because she was getting too possessive or something, I forget.
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Oliver
He played some Call of Duty 4 and just shot the shit with the 20 or so people in his chat. I don't think he is under any illusions that he is going to be anything big as a streamer, particularly when he says the computer he has can barely run COD4 to begin with.
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Trish
I'm just going to steal a clip off Twitter for her last stream which was a mukbang since she is traveling. She started hearing noises like someone was pounding on the door like someone was going to break in.


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I believe she is moving to the Austin region of Texas so don't expect much from her for a week or two.



Fuck this took a long time. Given that we're pushing on three months out from the show its pretty clear that the women are carrying the roster just like on the show itself. With the exception of Jimmy who can hit 80 viewers at times on really really good days, the male streamers aren't really up to task. They don't put the effort in nor are they particularly interesting, some like Oliver, and Brian seem to understand from the outset that it was just never in the cards to be a popular streamer, but Brian still has his own interesting streams from time to time but they'll never manage to grow beyond what they current have. We'll see what Shinji can pull off but he has self sabotaged his window of opportunity a lot as opposed to Tay who went on a big speil that I clipped above about how she is in a mindset where she is borderline frustrating herself with worry over missing this window for both her crochet business and streaming.
 

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Do you think there is a way to streamline it? it’s taxing work especially for one person.
Watch a stream as fast as you can digest it and take notes. It becomes a chore pretty quick if it's for someone you don't actually enjoy watching. For all the talk of "archive everything" people don't actually want to.
 
Her current mentality and struggles post tank:
That's an interesting segment. I would expect that its not the majority-experience of contestants to have a positive change in the tank, especially for those who leave early (or in disgrace for that matter). Its nice to hear about the struggles positive effects.
You do get to see it live too, but the reflection is compelling.

I saw very little of that stream live and it was pretty awful. No hook, low energy. I don't see the possibility of a Shinji success story at all.
 
I popped in on Shinji for a few minutes tonight. It was absolutely awful. He just sat there in silence for the majority of the time and when he actually did talk he was mumbling and you couldn't understand what he was saying. He looks like the Virginia Tech shooter now too.

I sort of feel sorry for him but at the same time his aspirations are retarded so its really his own fault.
 
Apparently Tayleigh made an appearance on some guy named Turkey Tom's stream Friday afternoon. I don't know anything about the guy but playing video games during what is effectively a call-in radio show is fucking lame as hell, just how fucked are your dopamine receptors that you can't just focus on the camera and chat for an hour or two?

 
Apparently Tayleigh made an appearance on some guy named Turkey Tom's stream Friday afternoon. I don't know anything about the guy but playing video games during what is effectively a call-in radio show is fucking lame as hell, just how fucked are your dopamine receptors that you can't just focus on the camera and chat for an hour or two?

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I'm surprised you don't know who turkey Tom is, given the site and thread you're posting on. Not that it's a bad thing, just surprised you've managed to avoid him and his content. Anyway, I always figured that non Vidya streamers play video games while taking calls because it's not a call in radio show. It's more of "man I want to play video games, might as well take some calls and super chats at the same time". It's not a chatting stream while playing games, it's playing games while chatting/reading donos.
 
Tayleigh's on top of her shit - goes to show that people who may failhard and cringe at improv can at least stage good bits - we could only speculate how much of a shitretard participant 2X year old Jet would be without the easement of staff status in a similar reality live situation

also F tayleigh's efforts to not sexualize herself - coulrophiles are some of the most degenerate - reminds me of the cell and how she sat applebottom tayleigh in front of the room camera - the plz don't lust for me bit is a bit, but it's funny she's likely actively unattracted to people that would be turned on by clowns that look like prepubescent boys
 

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During season 1 Sam repeatedly sparred and trained with Fatty, trying to motivate him into getting healthy only for Fatty to give up after a day or two of doing some exercise, I think he only did it once or twice during season 2. Tay calling Fatty a lolcow must've struck a nerve since Sam felt a need to tell him and the viewers that it's not true instead of not giving it any attention. No matter what he says it's obviously true. You don't bring on a fat retard on your show to get naked, be a nuisance, and then be bullied if you want to improve his life. Even Fatty realised during S1 that Sam was using him for laughs, saying something along the lines of "Ian used me as a fool and now I'm Sam's fool".
 
Apparently Tayleigh made an appearance on some guy named Turkey Tom's stream Friday afternoon. I don't know anything about the guy but playing video games during what is effectively a call-in radio show is fucking lame as hell, just how fucked are your dopamine receptors that you can't just focus on the camera and chat for an hour or two?

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...y'know who else has appeared in a TurkeyTom video?
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I'm in the Cyraxx video, bitch!
 
Tay is apparently starting her 24 hour stream now. I'll download it but if something messes up midway through I can't guarantee capturing everything.


@bad_ideas Embarrassing himself further. I think he's done plenty to show he's a pathetic loser simp with his own posts here but to show he's not just a loser simp for Josie he's decided to continue there.

Tayleigh has media share enabled via Streamlabs so people can do $3 to have her watch clips, with some restrictions applied so it isn't too retarded. Bad Ideas submitted a My Little Pony video before the stream started.
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When she got to it, she reacted accordingly.


His reaction below.
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It may be disgusting and vile, but it's good be to give evidence of how she's insane and fucked up
We got to archive it all. It’s not a pleasant job but it’s the job all farmers must do.
pretty much yes, while it may look like blatant simping and posting coombait, i take the dick masterson defense and say "we're just joshing, josh!" which means you can't call me out for these actions for at minimum 4 years because its all satire goyim.
 
Has Bad Ideas been doxed yet? God I'm sick of him.

edit: I wish I had a social media account to warn Tay about him. He seems potentially dangerous.
 
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