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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    781
skrod said:
Shout out from BG Kumbi at 10:27. He says "I can't wait for the kiwifarms post in the Sam Hyde thread about this one. Yeah, I don't even get my own thread. I get posted in the Sam Hyde MDE threads." I find this guy funny and I'm really enjoying his self-pitying pathetic arc.
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He doesn't actually think these things. Regardless of whether you find it funny he does it in a sardonic way to poke at the people who do say these things.
Get the rope Macaulay! said:
the test is absurdly easy, its like a special olympics version of the SAT. i remember during the bush era some blog had a 12 year old indian take it and he got a 99 percentile. like the math section is basic 4 function questions and the english is so easy an immigrant can do well on it. someone should bring up a practice version so we can see how piss easy it is.

and as much as we mock jet, his grandfather was a US senator and almost a us president; that means he is probably quite intelligent. And by that i mean he's easily as smart as your average Indian 12 year old immigrant. not much more than that though. i heard Betty slid into @Skull Hyde 皮顱 DMs recently. the PUA shit worked
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Granddad senator, defo brilliant
 
bad_ideas said:
She's working on it, give her time. The 2nd stage of her career "kicked out of parents house and in hiding due to IRL harassment" hasn't started yet.
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nigga just show up at her house already and get shot 100 times by her spic family members
 
bad_ideas said:
Why? Her fans are going to do it anyways. Also you can't shoot someone for knocking on your door unless you want to go to jail.
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You sent her fetish gear and want to impregnate-rape her, you'll be shot on site by every spic and Indian in Phoenix if you return there. Additionally, she won't be kicked out of her parents house because she's got a good relationship with her family and even if she did get kicked out, her good simps (not you lmao although you'd love it if she moved into your trailer) would make sure she wouldn't be homeless. Meanwhile you'll stay obsessed with her even after she vanishes back into normal life, wasting your time and effort on a random autistic woman who rejected you after you gave her money and were a pervert.
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This is what success looks like and you'll never get to hit it (DTPN :ross::ross::ross::ross::ross::ross::ross:) You're just going to remain a faggot stalker child living in a trailer (LMAO). Enjoy gypsy life, stalker child.
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bad_ideas said:
Why? Her fans are going to do it anyways. Also you can't shoot someone for knocking on your door unless you want to go to jail.
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You have some intense levels of autism to not have the least bit of self awareness on what a utter freak you are. I do honestly wonder what would be the verdict if her parents dropped your ass and the shit you post was dug up in court.
 
Blackstar said:
she won't be kicked out of her parents house because she's got a good relationship with her family
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IDK Something tells me having a busted window for decades until you get the money to pay them back, then it's suddenly fixed, tells me her parents don't care too much about her. She also had a degree and worked at a garbage factory. They also dont mind her flying across the country to do drugs with wiggers. Her parents barely seem to give a crap about her.
 
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bad_ideas said:
IDK Something tells me having a busted window for decades until you get the money to pay them back, then it's suddenly fixed, tells me her parents don't care too much about her. She also had a degree and worked at a garbage factory. They also dont mind her flying across the country to do drugs with wiggers. Her parents barely seem to give a crap about her.
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She has a community college film degree lol.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
She has a community college film degree lol.
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Which is more than Bad Ideas. He says he works remote IT and proudly has no college or technical certifications to his name. He ignores all of his own faults and fails so he can focus on hating others, it's really sad. About a year ago today he fell in love with Josie and made it his mission to have abusive sex with her in the trailer he lives and works in. She hasn't changed aside from turning him down yet suddenly became a terrible prostitute that wouldn't fuck him even though he boasts that he spent $1500 on her, which isn't even true. He likes to inflate that amount and claims it's insignificant.
His Discord name obnoxiously has "(Linux User)" at the end and he made it a point to show his Ubuntu setup (with ergo mouse) in his "room review" video he anonymously sent to Josie by posting it publicly on Twitter. I want to emphasize, he was using this as an introduction of himself to the girl he wants to marry/rape.


A funny tidbit: on 4chan he once randomly said he makes more money than people here. He's hilariously petty. He insists it's human decency to give someone a private conversation but also Josie owes him one because of how much he's spent on her yet he never acknowledged a relatively polite dm I sent when he first posted here.
 
Damiel moved west again, posted a few photos of himself buying all this gear at once and building his own PC, and hasn't mentioned getting a job. He's pushing 30, to be fair, but his work history since Fishtank has been: making so little as a chef that the apartment he could afford had floors so bad you had to wear shoes inside; existing in the MDE studio and I guess getting them coffee or whatever while probably not paying rent at Chris Lynch's; then nothing; then making enough to spend probably $2k at least on frivolously bougie gaming gear within maybe a month of starting.

Am I naive or is he selling drugs
 

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Aidan said:
Josie owes him one because of how much he's spent on her yet he never acknowledged a relatively polite dm I sent when he first posted here.
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It's pretty fair to say someone owes you a thank you and conversation to recognize your support of their channel. Josie is incapable of appreciating her fans and takes advantage of them. It's why she has almost 300 gifts on throne and 0 thank you messages sent. It's why she talks down on fans who donate after not having donated in a while. She has nothing but greed, and that attitude will guarantee her failure as a streamer.
I don't think I've seen any DMs from you. If you gave me a significant amount of money to support me as a streamer I'd owe you gratitude and a conversation. Also you're pretty annoying stalking Josie then claiming I'm a stalker lol.
 
bad_ideas said:
It's pretty fair to say someone owes you a thank you and conversation to recognize your support of their channel. Josie is incapable of appreciating her fans and takes advantage of them. It's why she has almost 300 gifts on throne and 0 thank you messages sent. It's why she talks down on fans who donate after not having donated in a while. She has nothing but greed, and that attitude will guarantee her failure as a streamer.
I don't think I've seen any DMs from you. If you gave me a significant amount of money to support me as a streamer I'd owe you gratitude and a conversation. Also you're pretty annoying stalking Josie then claiming I'm a stalker lol.
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She owes you nothing as a streamer, she provides content in the form of her streams and her viewers can give money in exchange. That is a transactional relationship and you're not entitled to anything.
 
bad_ideas said:
It's pretty fair to say someone owes you a thank you and conversation to recognize your support of their channel. Josie is incapable of appreciating her fans and takes advantage of them. It's why she has almost 300 gifts on throne and 0 thank you messages sent. It's why she talks down on fans who donate after not having donated in a while. She has nothing but greed, and that attitude will guarantee her failure as a streamer.
I don't think I've seen any DMs from you. If you gave me a significant amount of money to support me as a streamer I'd owe you gratitude and a conversation. Also you're pretty annoying stalking Josie then claiming I'm a stalker lol.
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You're an active detriment to your cause as you make all josiecels look normal.
 
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