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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 59 7.5%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.6%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.6%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    782
Lowercase I internet said:
Fatty crying to Jet about how he needs a hit was very funny during this season. If they have him back for season three (most likely) they have to purposely deprive him of weed for long periods of time. I like watching him seethe.
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Depriving him of weed would probably actually make him leave. In season 1 he wasn't able to since he was homeless.
 
eatler said:
That’s a bad thing?
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He's a very mixed bag. While he can be entertaining he must also be handled properly. He shouldn't be used as a crutch to rely on for content but that would require production to keep the show entertaining, he should be brought in for a couple days or a week, allowed to annoy the fish for a while before they're allowed to retaliate until he tard rages and quits. Production made a mistake by giving him power with the Chris Points stuff since he immediately tried using that to get the women to perform sexual actions for him. He's not there to be uplifted and because they like him, he's brought on because he's their pet retard and personal lolcow no matter what Sam says.
 
Blackstar said:
Production made a mistake by giving him power with the Chris Points stuff since he immediately tried using that to get the women to perform sexual actions for him.
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The entire point system was annoying and utterly pointless because when it comes down to it Fishtank is a popularity contest not based on points or any other merit. The fan favorite wins.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
The entire point system was annoying and utterly pointless because when it comes down to it Fishtank is a popularity contest not based on points or any other merit. The fan favorite wins.
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What matters is that the fish were told that whoever had the least points would be eliminated. Tay then made sure that it would be TJ by making Fatty cry and wiping his points only for him to then win back a shit ton since Fatty was an arbitrary retard.
 
Blackstar said:
What matters is that the fish were told that whoever had the least points would be eliminated. Tay then made sure that it would be TJ by making Fatty cry and wiping his points only for him to then win back a shit ton since Fatty was an arbitrary retard.
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TJ won the night Sam took him up into the attic to talk about his "character arc" no other fish had a chance from that point on. It was already decided. Reminds me of the little meeting Sam had with Vance where he basically said Josie had to win or the paypigs would be furious in season 1.
 
Blackstar said:
Production made a mistake by giving him power. He's not there to be uplifted and because they like him, he's brought on because he's their pet retard and personal lolcow no matter what Sam says.
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This is how Sam treats all of the wiggers, anyway. They're all his pet retards and most of them are terrible at their jobs but are paid to kind of hang and sort of do production work. Sam and Nick are the breadwinners. It's a certain kind of sympathy/pity that Sam has with people like that, where he likes to keep them around. Jet's a great example. They kept Damiel from last season around too (retarded, addict, respects a person bigger than he is)
 
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BingBongDingDong said:
I am completely blown away that Jimmy is somehow the most responsible of the S2 fish. God bless him for seeing his efame for what it is and getting a normal factory job. Im slightly jimmypilled now
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Yeah, I hated Jimmy in the show, but I'm happy for him. I hope he ditched the discord autists that were trying to wrangle.him.
 
anliteralidiot said:
Yeah, I hated Jimmy in the show, but I'm happy for him. I hope he ditched the discord autists that were trying to wrangle.him.
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While the way he acted towards the women in the show still feels awkward as shit, especially the clingy bits, it does feel like a lot of the other things were more of a result of the stressful environment, especially as the wiggers kept pushing him with no brakes. Outside the show, he does seem like the kinda guy to always have your back if you're friends with him.
 
Sammich said:
I'll eat my own shit if that weird goofy fuck got over 60 on his asvab, no way in hell jet is in the 96 percentile, I do love how all these fucking retarded cunts throw around random high numbers like anyone believes them. It's not an iq test, AT ALL.
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I'm about 95% sure Jet's just joking about his test scores.
 
Sammich said:
I'll eat my own shit if that weird goofy fuck got over 60 on his asvab, no way in hell jet is in the 96 percentile, I do love how all these fucking retarded cunts throw around random high numbers like anyone believes them
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the test is absurdly easy, its like a special olympics version of the SAT. i remember during the bush era some blog had a 12 year old indian take it and he got a 99 percentile. like the math section is basic 4 function questions and the english is so easy an immigrant can do well on it. someone should bring up a practice version so we can see how piss easy it is.

and as much as we mock jet, his grandfather was a US senator and almost a us president; that means he is probably quite intelligent. And by that i mean he's easily as smart as your average Indian 12 year old immigrant. not much more than that though. i heard Betty slid into @Skull Hyde 皮顱 DMs recently. the PUA shit worked
 
Get the rope Macaulay! said:
the test is absurdly easy, its like a special olympics version of the SAT. i remember during the bush era some blog had a 12 year old indian take it and he got a 99 percentile. like the math section is basic 4 function questions and the english is so easy an immigrant can do well on it. someone should bring up a practice version so we can see how piss easy it is.

and as much as we mock jet, his grandfather was a US senator and almost a us president; that means he is probably quite intelligent. And by that i mean he's easily as smart as your average Indian 12 year old immigrant. not much more than that though. i heard Betty slid into @Skull Hyde 皮顱 DMs recently. the PUA shit worked
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Calm down, Kyle Rittenhouse didn't get a 12 and Jet didn't get a 96.
 
Get the rope Macaulay! said:
the test is absurdly easy, its like a special olympics version of the SAT. i remember during the bush era some blog had a 12 year old indian take it and he got a 99 percentile. like the math section is basic 4 function questions and the english is so easy an immigrant can do well on it. someone should bring up a practice version so we can see how piss easy it is.

and as much as we mock jet, his grandfather was a US senator and almost a us president; that means he is probably quite intelligent. And by that i mean he's easily as smart as your average Indian 12 year old immigrant. not much more than that though. i heard Betty slid into @Skull Hyde 皮顱 DMs recently. the PUA shit worked
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ASVAB on next fishtank season and the scores decide who is in charge(Fishtank General or some shit) for the next day or whatever.
 
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