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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    781
I miss the stream recaps, can someone please do them again? Will be much appreciated
Uh I'll have to go off the top of my head for Taylor's nonsense. She got two mega donations over a few streams, one $800 single donation and there was a followup $200 the next stream. During the $800 stream she revealed that she is afraid of ears of corn because "it has water in it" so the next stream there was a $200 dollar donation goal to make her eat corn on the next stream.
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She is now indifferent to corn, she boiled it in water instead of buttering it and wrapping it in tinfoil while grilling it / putting it on the skillet in a pinch so obviously it would taste bland.


Tay got evicted from her home for using up all of the bandwidth streaming which was preventing her mother from watching My 600lbs life and The Office, also her crocheting was making too much noise.

Tuesday:
Tay now lives at her friend Maria's (actual name Anna) house and she took pity on this street urchin and made her eat food for a change. Tay played paper's please, loudly shouting "NEXT" and "HE HAS A GUN" into the wee hours of the morning.
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Thursday:
Maria realizes that Tay is going to be here for a long time and begins to regret her actions as Melinda was right about kicking Tay out for making too much noise crocheting.
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Tay tries to be a good member of the household and cook food for everyone but she gets extremely drunk and burns the food badly, she declares this food to be good compared to the stuff they ate in the fishtank, Maria is not impressed with the offerings.
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Tay decides to drunkenly call Jimmy and tell him about the "super pizza" they just made at 1am in the morning his time, he doesn't answer. Maria looks on with joy as it is now someone else's turn to be harassed.
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Chat tells them to blender the pizza, Tay readily agrees and the donation goal is quickly met. Maria does not want to drink the pizza but does so to be a good sport.
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Maria pulls out edible food and shortly afterwards sends Tay off to the drunk tank ending the stream.
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Offcamera today: Maria cancels Tay's 24hr stream and desperately negotiates with Tay's mother to send her back home.
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Apparently Jimmy now has a job according to chat/Tay and he works 7am-7pm or some such which explains why he didn't answer Tay's drunken phone calls at 1am.

I didn't exactly get a chance to watch Shinji's stream or anyone else's for that matter. I only saw maybe the last hour of D&D so someone else would have to fill in that details.
 

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I did not see that coming
i honestly assume its a joke. crochet doesn't make any noise at all and i'd assume streaming doesn't fuck up your ability to do much bandwidth wise either. if anything i'd assume they'd upgrade to the premium package because an extra $40 a month is worth it when e-celeb streaming brings in the money.
 
I am completely blown away that Jimmy is somehow the most responsible of the S2 fish. God bless him for seeing his efame for what it is and getting a normal factory job. Im slightly jimmypilled now
 
Do we know what job Jimmy is working? Is it flour-tier like Tjkun??

I am completely blown away that Jimmy is somehow the most responsible of the S2 fish. God bless him for seeing his efame for what it is and getting a normal factory job. Im slightly jimmypilled now
I honestly thought he would go out in a blaze of autistic glory. I was team tay but Jimmy is winning my heart
 
Do we know what job Jimmy is working?
He was working at a paper mill but the place closed down while he was on the tank or shortly afterwards. He seems to have pivoted to being a boiler operator / mechanic given his statements on the current stream, there was a big effort to find replacement work for the people working at the mill so his apprenticeship may be part of that effort.
 
Are you seriously complaining about doxing on Kiwifarms? lmao
I'm not complaining, just pointing out that if it's a bit she still gave away someone's phone number unless it was acquired for it, although it would be much funnier if it's real and some retard might get doxed because of his retardation.
 
Sylvia did another show with Ariel Pink and Mac Demarco was there apparently
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Vance on the other hand, still grinding endlessly and as far as I can tell he's no more successful in music than he was before FT


 
Sylvia did another show with Ariel Pink and Mac Demarco was there apparently
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Vance on the other hand, still grinding endlessly and as far as I can tell he's no more successful in music than he was before FT


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If you would have told me during season 1 that Sylvia was going to be one of the most successful people from the show I would have laughed in your face. Good for her.
 
I'm just skipping around to random points and it's non-stop wheezing. He's just standing there talking and it's like he's fighting for his life.
during the tank, Fatty proclaimed that he's going to lose weight and start being healthy but still wants to smoke weed. Weed makes you lose motivation and makes you lazy. We all know how Fatty gets when he doesn't have his weed for a period of time, he'll lose his shit and be easily agitated because he's addicted.
 
during the tank, Fatty proclaimed that he's going to lose weight and start being healthy but still wants to smoke weed. Weed makes you lose motivation and makes you lazy. We all know how Fatty gets when he doesn't have his weed for a period of time, he'll lose his shit and be easily agitated because he's addicted.
Fatty crying to Jet about how he needs a hit was very funny during this season. If they have him back for season three (most likely) they have to purposely deprive him of weed for long periods of time. I like watching him seethe.
 
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