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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 407 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    780
Trish herself claimed “she was never pregnant” after fucking Brian

Im gonna get trash can awarded to oblivion for this but i thought sex with no condom pretty much always = pregnancy ? (unless the woman can’t give birth anymore)

hopefully someone smarter will correct me lol
smartest member of the trisha militia
 
Trish herself claimed “she was never pregnant” after fucking Brian

Im gonna get trash can awarded to oblivion for this but i thought sex with no condom pretty much always = pregnancy ? (unless the woman can’t give birth anymore)

hopefully someone smarter will correct me lol
Baby is made from peepee cream inside girl parts when the boy is jizzing. If boy remove peepee part before jizz then no baby. If girl is on her no no time, no baby. Girl could take medicine for no baby. Peepee cream might not reach girl eggs so no baby. Sometimes just bad luck no baby.
 
Trish herself claimed “she was never pregnant” after fucking Brian

Im gonna get trash can awarded to oblivion for this but i thought sex with no condom pretty much always = pregnancy ? (unless the woman can’t give birth anymore)

hopefully someone smarter will correct me lol
Fuck trash cans. Have my horrifying.

Damn, you dumb.
 
Im gonna get trash can awarded to oblivion for this but i thought sex with no condom pretty much always = pregnancy ? (unless the woman can’t give birth anymore)
Nah man, nah. I'll keep it sort of simple, baby is egg + semen. The normal cycle for a lady is one egg every 28 days or so, and the egg stays viable (think of it as fresh) for a very limited time and when the lady gets her period that's the egg flushing itself out. Semen isn't always the best either, sometimes you get slow swimmers, or just downright retarded semen that can barely even swim.
It's pretty dang rare for sex to result in a baby.
 
My timbers have been shivered.

Im glad the leading lights of biology & sex education have been able to guide me on the correct path of game show bathroom contraception
 
Im gonna get trash can awarded to oblivion for this but i thought sex with no condom pretty much always = pregnancy ? (unless the woman can’t give birth anymore)
Is this the part of the program where you tell us your in one of those religions that are super abstained from sex? All good you would be horrified to know the actual amount of people I’ve met in my life that know Zip-null about sex Ed. Our school systems really failed to teach kids the biology behind it. Another thing I’ll ad since most of the other people have is not only are pills a factor but most of the time the semen and egg just don’t function properly. That’s why you’ll see family’s “try for kids a lot” but end up finding it hard to actually have the kid. Sometimes the swimmers aren’t strong or other factors are at play.

The real question is did you think you would get sex Ed lessons from a fucking online forum dedicated to documenting and bullying people? Specifically jet Neptune’s little house of horrors. 😆
 
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Trish herself claimed “she was never pregnant” after fucking Brian

Im gonna get trash can awarded to oblivion for this but i thought sex with no condom pretty much always = pregnancy ? (unless the woman can’t give birth anymore)

hopefully someone smarter will correct me lol
to add on to the others: they probably supplied condoms, or have some mandate for the girls to be on birth control. Something to mitigate the pregnancy risk, if sextank happens.

I'm really surprised no one has thrown a used tampon at the other fish.
 
I'm really surprised no one has thrown a used tampon at the other fish.
Fatty was playing with Letty's used pads in Season 1, its one of the insults she makes when she hurls Fatty's cup of shit back onto him.
to add on to the others: they probably supplied condoms, or have some mandate for the girls to be on birth control. Something to mitigate the pregnancy risk, if sextank happens.
You would be retarded to think the production crew had such forward thinking.
 
to add on to the others: they probably supplied condoms, or have some mandate for the girls to be on birth control. Something to mitigate the pregnancy risk, if sextank happens.

I'm really surprised no one has thrown a used tampon at the other fish.
I think Brian said on Alex Stein that he used the pull-out method.
There's no way the girls are told to be on birth control, they would absolutely have mentioned that requirement out loud to each other if that was the case the same way they used to go on about how the contract said the show isn't liable for STDs last season.
 
Am I the only one who is 99% sure no one actually had sex on the show? I swear to god someone on Youtube turned the audio up when Trish and Brian were in the closet and they were whispering about how they were just going to act like they were fooling around.
 
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Am I the only one who is 99% sure no one actually had sex on the show? I swear to god someone on Youtube turned the audio up when Trish and Brian were in the closet and they were whispering about how they were just going to act like they were fooling around.
The alleged sex occurred on new years in the bathroom, different night than the closet. They were both drunk and Trish had just finished the dancing challenge iirc. The evidence to support that this actually happened as I recall is:
- Brian has kept his story consistent and says that they did have sex on new years in the bathroom
- People apparently heard sex sounds coming out of the bathroom from Upstairs Hallway that night (Cannot confirm - never heard it)
- Trish answered questions about having sex with Brian during the lie detector bit "Was Brian good in bed?" for example - to which she said no. She could've been kidding but she did not say "that never happened", she answered the question.
- Trish freaked out when they gave her the fake positive pregnancy test so she was definitely afraid that it was real. This doesn't confirm she was thinking it was Brian's kid though. Trish could've easily thought she was knocked up by some guy from before the show but it was like 5 weeks into the show by that point.

So it's far from 100% confirmed, but i'd say the evidence is more on the side of it happening. She also just seems embarrassed when she denies it, like she's lying.
 
Fatty was playing with Letty's used pads in Season 1, its one of the insults she makes when she hurls Fatty's cup of shit back onto him.

You would be retarded to think the production crew had such forward thinking.
I haven't seen S1, so I had no idea. Everyone says piss witch, no one mentions the pad wizard.

and true. I forget how lazy they are.
 
The alleged sex occurred on new years in the bathroom, different night than the closet. They were both drunk and Trish had just finished the dancing challenge iirc. The evidence to support that this actually happened as I recall is:
- Brian has kept his story consistent and says that they did have sex on new years in the bathroom
- People apparently heard sex sounds coming out of the bathroom from Upstairs Hallway that night (Cannot confirm - never heard it)
- Trish answered questions about having sex with Brian during the lie detector bit "Was Brian good in bed?" for example - to which she said no. She could've been kidding but she did not say "that never happened", she answered the question.
- Trish freaked out when they gave her the fake positive pregnancy test so she was definitely afraid that it was real. This doesn't confirm she was thinking it was Brian's kid though. Trish could've easily thought she was knocked up by some guy from before the show but it was like 5 weeks into the show by that point.

So it's far from 100% confirmed, but i'd say the evidence is more on the side of it happening. She also just seems embarrassed when she denies it, like she's lying.
Oh my bad I completely forgot about New Years. I just remember the time in the closet when Cole came and interrupted them and it was so clear they weren't actually having sex. Yeah I'm rewatching the footage and I don't think the new years time was a bit at all. It was like 6am in the morning both were drunk and had been spooning. I highly doubt at 6am when no one would be watching and most likely could not even hear it they would be randomly pretending to have sex.
 
I haven't seen S1, so I had no idea. Everyone says piss witch, no one mentions the pad wizard.

and true. I forget how lazy they are.

No, it wasn't Letty using the pads as a prank, it was Fatty taking them out of the trash if I remember right, just like he had TJ steal Trish's underwear for him which Tay later found in his bag and returned to Trish when she stole the mug and weed vape to put it on top of the refrigerator to deny Fatty weed.

 
No, it wasn't Letty using the pads as a prank, it was Fatty taking them out of the trash if I remember right, just like he had TJ steal Trish's underwear for him which Tay later found in his bag and returned to Trish when she stole the mug and weed vape to put it on top of the refrigerator to deny Fatty weed.

Letty dumps soup on Chris, Chris spits in her face in fury - Fishtank.live.rD8UleGmAzk.webm
Fatty was just unwrapping unused pads he stole from her bag. Then when her period started during the Cell 2 Jet fished out an opened pad of hers. Not terribly sanitary.

Mauro on the other hand apparently dumped tampons from the bathroom can onto Betty's bed, she's seethed about that publicly multiple times.

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It's coming to light that Abi's entire personality and her entire bit is her effort to cancel Jimmy. She has nothing else.

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not pictured, abi crying and shaking because the only allies she hasn't tried are the dogs jimmy has sex with and they all consented
 
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>flung a chair towards Megan
>they're now cool after the show
>acted like a rabid dog in front of Taylor
>they're now cool after the show
>threw a mallet at Abi
>no one likes Abi
>become one of the most popular cast this season
>bunch of women apply to be your girlfriend
>whales buy your shitty "antique" stuff

How does he do it?
 
>flung a chair towards Megan
>they're now cool after the show
>acted like a rabid dog in front of Taylor
>they're now cool after the show
>threw a mallet at Abi
>no one likes Abi
>become one of the most popular cast this season
>bunch of women apply to be your girlfriend
>whales buy your shitty "antique" stuff

How does he do it?
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