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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    781
Sicko Hunter said:
he's hanging out with groyper. Sad to see.
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could be worse, he could be one of those BAP worshipping fags, those are clearly this election year's version of groypers/Qanons/kekistansproudboys/gamergaters.

imagine if Nick Rekeita started a political movement that worshipped Israel, Anime, CP, degeneracy and Spirit cooking. Thats pretty much it. And the only "good" thing about them is that they hate Fuentes, but thats mainly because they hate anyone that talks shit about the jews and their leader Costin has called Null a catboi faggot, so kiwifarmers should hate them outright
 
"it attacks the viewer and has no reason to exist"
hmmm that reminds me of a weird show i watched nearly a year ago where the host personally called the viewers a bunch of niggers and went on a rant about how all the viewers suck and tried to destroy the show and then pretended it was just a joke and never happened.
anyone else remenber that?
 
anliteralidiot said:
this is probably lost, but did anyone clip Greg singing the morrowind theme? it was the morning after he came in, and he was awake when everyone else was hungover

he was just wandering around, singing and stuff to himself while talking to TTS
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Probably not, the only thing clipped of note that morning is Greg getting tricked into destroying the food, the fake donation page and the resulting anger from Tay and Trish. Flowstream's archive begins around 6-8am for most cameras the morning Fatty got nailed into the gooncave (its missing Tay doing this as it was too early) and runs until the finale.
 
attractive_pneumonia said:
Probably not, the only thing clipped of note that morning is Greg getting tricked into destroying the food, the fake donation page and the resulting anger from Tay and Trish. Flowstream's archive begins around 6-8am for most cameras the morning Fatty got nailed into the gooncave (its missing Tay doing this as it was too early) and runs until the finale.
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damn
I tried to clip it when I heard it, but I missed it. It's just one of those little poignant things, where it's not chaotic, there's no hate, or chain-smoking, it's just Mr. Beast wandering around the house, bored because he's the only one awake. He was talking about how cold the house was, too, and he rang the bell like three times that morning.
 
anliteralidiot said:
damn
I tried to clip it when I heard it, but I missed it. It's just one of those little poignant things, where it's not chaotic, there's no hate, or chain-smoking, it's just Mr. Beast wandering around the house, bored because he's the only one awake. He was talking about how cold the house was, too, and he rang the bell like three times that morning.
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Yeah I tried looking through some of the YouTube clip channels too and I didn’t see it from anyone there. So we can add that to the lost clips along with the 15 minute Oliver gay sesh.

Several pages back there was a way to download all the footage from the streams but I don’t remember what page. The was also another user on here but I forgot his name I think it was Adrian or something but he said he would download all the clips. If there is a way I could still download them I will I just couldn’t figure out the coding to retrieve them.
 
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eatler said:
Yeah I tried looking through some of the YouTube clip channels too and I didn’t see it from anyone there. So we can add that to the lost clips along with the 15 minute Oliver gay sesh.

Several pages back there was a way to download all the footage from the streams but I don’t remember what page. The was also another user on here but I forgot his name I think it was Adrian or something but he said he would download all the clips. If there is a way I could still download them I will I just couldn’t figure out the coding to retrieve them.
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https://archive.flowstreams.cx/Fishtank/season 2/

This is the only thing we have that could be considered a raw archive at the moment and it runs the last 6 days of the show, the most uninteresting timeframe. The rest you would have to find a clip of it on Youtube and download it with yt-dlp. Then crop it using some sort of sort video editing software or ffmpeg.
 
Punitive Castration said:
Everything about the beef bell/doghouse needs a total rewrite, if it even comes back, which I think it should not.

Why? I'll tell you:
Letty takes Jon's baby and shakes it. Jon rings the bell and Letty makes fewer pancakes than him in 15 minutes and has to spend the rest of the day in the doghouse.

Damiel thinks Letty has taken his shoes. He rings the bell and she manages to improvise a better rap than him so he spends the rest of the day in the doghouse.

Letty wants Sylvia to give her one of the study guides. She rings the bell on Sylvia and Sylvia beats her at boxing so she spends the rest of the day in the doghouse.

At best the doghouse is a crutch to help passive, cowardly fish participate in conflicts without the support of production. But time and time again it aborted kino in the womb and we'll never know what could have happened if the beefs had been allowed to grow organically.

Boxing matches just make it worse. TJ has cardio, not courage.

edit: Sam Hyde just retweeted this. I hear a deafening hypocrisy.
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Purposefully excluding Aster’s newest movie, Beau is Afraid, which has a more or less explicit social message that Aster has talked about at length
 
Lil note on the last Tayleigh stream

It's sort of ambiguous who Jimmy is talking about with the first comment, because he was in the middle of chatting about how Trish was weird for wanting his help when she was arguing with Duany'ay
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but this one is much more obviously about Abi
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Kinda seems like he went from being polite as he had been to back to shitting on her after seeing her go after Betty.

Fishtank drama is the shit. People are always running around in circles- I hate you but you hate that guy but that guy hates me...

Edit: also he's apparently made sales
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Hard to believe but that's how it goes.
 
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random thought, did anyone ever find a clip of Cole on true detective?
at first i thought it was a lie but i think he said it was real and i believed him at some point.
per a random YouTube comment it was in s3 of true detective and i think he said he had a line.
 
code123 said:
random thought, did anyone ever find a clip of Cole on true detective?
at first i thought it was a lie but i think he said it was real and i believed him at some point.
per a random YouTube comment it was in s3 of true detective and i think he said he had a line.
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Did he say what he was doing in that scene or was he just ‘there’
 
eatler said:
Did he say what he was doing in that scene or was he just ‘there’
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that he had a line (and therefore was not an extra in his words) and was implying he was a detective, i think it was when he was making out with trish but it could have been talking to jc.
 
Sylvia had her big show with Ariel Pink last night..
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That's not the headliner though, this is

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I thought she said she had a hysterectomy...

Jimmy's live, and Brian is live with Scott, there's updates for those too but they're still going so I'll wait to add that.
 
Punitive Castration said:
Sylvia had her big show with Ariel Pink last night..
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That's not the headliner though, this is

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I thought she said she had a hysterectomy...

Jimmy's live, and Brian is live with Scott, there's updates for those too but they're still going so I'll wait to add that.
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Fishtank Season 4: Tard wars between Trishes Jewish aids baby & Sylvias mini ball of lard
 
what if Sam and Co just never release the episodes? they just cut their losses and move on, its clear from the other fishes' whining that the revenue dropped super fucking hard. Shinji didn't even break even. pretty sure letty got paid more than all of the season 2 fish besides TJ combined. It should be obvious that season 3 will make even less money especially because the type of people a casting agency will give them won't be the type of nutcases that bring in the money like they need to make the season good. any woman the casting agency will show them will have a face full of fillers, tattoos all over and 100% be a race mixer. They're better off abandoning the concept entirely, even they couldn't handle 5 weeks of the fucking show. We all know Sam and Jet would just laugh in your face if you even brought it up.
code123 said:
that he had a line (and therefore was not an extra in his words)
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he'd be listed in the credits of an episode if that was true, plus IIRC that would also mean he'd get a SAG card. the fact he doesn't include that in him talking up himself means it probably didn't happen.
flamboyant cuttlefish said:
Sylvia has said both that she is currently drinking, and that she is planning to keep the baby-- I guess it will make a good fishtank contestant some day.
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I've heard as long as you stop within the first month/trimester it won't affect the baby, although the woman i heard that from had a daughter in her 40s that still needed to be reminded to shower regularly and needed mommy right next to her at her doctor's appointments for her fat-related diseases and to make her tendies and wash her clothes and protect her from loud noises. so maybe that wasn't true
 
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