🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Lagomorph Guy]

it's more like a form of chicken where everyone is just going "NOW.... NOW... no.... NOW" starting now and whoever says "NOW" after it happens loses

NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!



(I apologize)

 

[eatler]

(I apologize)

Don't

 

[Punitive Castration]

Reminds me of

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Can we start a betting pool on when Jon gets hit with the rape allegation

two months.

 

[eatler]

two months.

Depends on if they move in together or spend a lot of time with each other. Very close I say 2 if they aren’t talking that often 4.

 

[Dr. Jaime Reyes]

Jon will like jail.

No, child. Jon will enjoy prison.

 

[Punitive Castration]

Watching Shinji stream. Someone called him out for having "fishtank bathroom cam" in his search history and he said it's not like that, he would use 4chan for that, because they use AI so you can see anyone's boobs, even Brittany's boobs.

jfc

he's making TJ using Midjourney. Says this is TJ after he has gotten laid more.

Recent downloads. He passed the Vaush test (I think)

 

[Ancient Pioneer]

Watching Shinji stream. Someone called him out for having "fishtank bathroom cam" in his search history and he said it's not like that, he would use 4chan for that, because they use AI so you can see anyone's boobs, even Brittany's boobs.

jfc

he's making TJ using Midjourney. Says this is TJ after he has gotten laid more.
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His excuse was that he was looking for footage of him beating off for the "nastiest thing in the house" competition but I could see it being a concern for all of the fish, particularly Trish, Abi, or Tay to see if they were exposed by those idiotic cameras. Obviously there was moments of interest caught by them like the rice bucket challenge brawl in the downstairs bathroom, or Tay bending silverware and trying to open the money cube. But I feel like the cameras could have been placed far better than they had been specifically to put the toilets and showers into the blind spot to avoid this issue in the first place.

Speaking of Abi, she made an unintentional "Tay is a tranny" tweet because zoomer slang is so stupid



Just eyeballing the amount of yarn in the cart, each one is about $3-$5 so she bought somewhere around $300-$500 depending on sales. there is a sign behind her saying 30% so maybe Tay lucked out waiting for this week to make the purchase.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

g doesn't seem to have changed drastically since the 1970s for some reason.

probably because punk was also about what looked good on you/people. an ad exec was a heavy contributor to the sex pistols. Plus its a survivorship bias too, haven't seen many Lenny Luthor type punks outside of the 80s.

all these years of weed have made me retarded & slow” lmao

not to be mean but i assumed she was only 24 (like letty!) instead of 30+ (like betty!)

 

[GZX_ULTRA]

probably because punk was also about what looked good on you/people. an ad exec was a heavy contributor to the sex pistols. Plus its a survivorship bias too, haven't seen many Lenny Luthor type punks outside of the 80s.

not to be mean but i assumed she was only 24 (like letty!) instead of 30+ (like betty!)

i did see (most probably joking) someone suggest shes way older than 24 because she got her mums birthday completely wrong at one point

 

[feral cat #6385]

Trish looks delish on her stream tonight. She has potato internet though. Why can't these zoomers get good internet.

 

[Punitive Castration]

Guys... shocking news

• Damiel says he's turning 29 soon.
• Says this is the most serious he's ever been. It's actually pretty real, he code switches white most of this stream and is like 40% less chigga when he talks compared to last time I heard him talk
• Says he's "taking a hiatus" -it's not clear if this is a response to a question about Sam or standup. Says "I've got real problems, I'm not okay in the head." Lots of chats are about Sam and he is clearly not answering them but answering other ones.
• Not living with Chris Lynch anymore. "I miss that nigga Chris man. That was my best friend man." Something Damiel did related to drugs is the reason they aren't living together anymore. Keeps bringing it up but also keeps saying he doesn't want to talk about it.
  • "I take accountability of all my actions and when you start realizing you fucked up and you start fixing your lifestyle and your health and your mental health and shit, it's admireable. I had to put myself first."
• Living in the Midwest now with his grandparents. Admits this by accident and goes "why am I talking about this"? He made a joke on Twitter about how paying rent is stupid so I guess that he's not paying rent now, obviously. Says Nashville is 6 hours away from wherever he is.
• Says he's been off alcohol, weed, and all drugs for a month. Says he's trying sober living. Says he's overdosed 3 times and rehab is for pussies. Calls what he's doing "grandma rehab."

Spoiler: you'll never believe it

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

whats funny is both of them look good with shorter hair but they're both too trad to do that. (or they would just get mocked by family)

agreed. trish was actually looking very cute with that short hair. way better than with long hair.

 

[Escalating Violence]

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"JOOOOOOOON GET AWAY FROM HER SHE'S A CRAZY BPD BITCH!! SHE'LL RUIN YOUR LIFE!!!!!!! JOOOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!!!!!"

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I just wanted to say thank you to @Punitive Castration for the recaps I work alot and I'm also banned on twitter (too lazy to make a new one) so I miss pretty much all this shit.

• • Tells the story of Jon getting drunk on the tank. Says they watched a Brad Pitt movie (I think he said Fight Club) after Simmons left, and Jet and Ben had to carry Jon away "like Jesus Christ" because he was obliterated and Jon said "Kill me please, I wanna die."

That's dark as fuck holy shit. Congrats Jet and Sam on getting a retarded guy to feel suicidal over what turned out to be a lie.

 

[Enoch Emery]

https://www.twitch.tv/tvyl3igh

Tay's Twitch channel. Seems like a bad idea. Amazon really seems to like this mentality:



Except replace "be punk" with "stream on twitch"

 

[Punitive Castration]

Tay stream.
I'll post this now so you can hop in and I'll update it with notes as I go.

• Tayleigh get donation from Bad Ideas again and says she's "heard some bad things about him" and isn't going to read his comments aloud anymore.

• There's a red bull incentive for everyone who donates $25 that has to be closed because she gets four in rapid succession
• Says "Dyke" and has to walk it back
• Lots of discussion of let's plays, cow chop
• She claims to try and multitask the crocheting with interacting with chat and then inevitably fails to multitask

 

[Blitzsneed]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jOMHrvwW_X8Tay stream.
I'll post this now so you can hop in and I'll update it with notes as I go.

• Tayleigh get donation from Bad Ideas again and says she's "heard some bad things about him" and isn't going to read his comments aloud anymore.

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Tay talked about getting a gun, but she should get a knife for good measure. /tv/ likes to paint this thread for being so horrible and bad, but the most unhinged faggots originate from their threads. I hope she'll aim for the heart or the main arteries if this nigger shows up. She turned into the second Josie.

 

[Ancient Pioneer]

Spoiler: Media

 

[Aidan]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jOMHrvwW_X8Tay stream.
I'll post this now so you can hop in and I'll update it with notes as I go.

• Tayleigh get donation from Bad Ideas again and says she's "heard some bad things about him" and isn't going to read his comments aloud anymore.

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He said he's going to chargeback as well. (archive)

I'm gonna have to chargeback for her not reading my chat. I get my $5 back and she gets a $15 fee. ouch!

Why are the S2 people all on Twitch, is there a benefit? Seems much more iffy.

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To me it's sad that Shinji is so coom-brained. Genuinely pathetic.