🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[BingBongDingDong]

"so yow wew waped huh? wanna get in on my walsuit? He cant kweep gweeting away wif it."

 

[Blindeye]

Can we start a betting pool on when Jon gets hit with the rape allegation

 

[eatler]

Can we start a betting pool on when Jon gets hit with the rape allegation

can we start a poll now?

 

[Punitive Castration]

Can we start a betting pool on when Jon gets hit with the rape allegation

it's more like a form of chicken where everyone is just going "NOW.... NOW... no.... NOW" starting now and whoever says "NOW" after it happens loses

 

[no-exit]

I saw someone mention somewhere that Brian once pointed out (possibly during his first streams/after he left the house) That Trish has either done some seriously messed up shit / got some skeletons in her closet besides the army base fiasco. I wonder if her dim but bubbly almost kid like persona (with the plushies & what not) is some kinda coping mechanism / shield ?. I could be talking absolute balls but it makes you wonder

I think that was Jimmy talking about some impending woman moment. He was almost definitely bluffing. One of the few (intentional or not) clever things he did that psyched people out was just to vaguely refer to some secret in your past, and try to use that as leverage. He said some thing to Sam like "you should've been a better friend" and we all thought he was about to markypost live on air, but he was bluffing and doesnt know who Marky is.


I don't think much of the attachment to plushies though, some people are just a little ditzy and also like some childish things. Some people go wild over funko pops and hello kitty shit.

I think it’s just a Philippines thing. Knew someone who lived there and to live in the Philippines you ether are poor and eat re-washed chicken or you fight your way to the top. You don’t really have time to make a personality unlike America so you end up following trends and what your “supposed to do”.

I'd sorta agree, although i dont think it's exclusive to the Philippines. It's a third world country, it can get rough out there, the income disparity is insane. That's why it makes me MATI when amerimutts say stuff like "the US is just a third world country with a Gucci belt". Yeah America isn't great all the time, but don't disrespect the struggle like that.

That’s true. If what she says about her dad basically being a no nonsense Filipino hard ass is true i could absolutely see her getting booted to the curb for staring an O.F

If her family is FOB, that's probably a line she can't cross without getting some serious repercussions. Gold-digging and being mildly slutty is fine, but flat-out hoeing for cash, especially in public on Only Fans, that would bring shame.

FOB or not, the Philippines is one of the most Catholic countries in the world. Aside from Vatican City, it is the only country where divorce is illegal. Of course separations and un-Christian things still happen, but you get my point, the cultural baggage is common.

There is a joke that all Filipinos are born with a karaoke mic in hand, and are therefore all really good singers. Obviously thats not true, but the Philippines is definitely proud of the stereotype/reputation that they are a fun loving culture. They use karaoke mics as a part of their tourism slogan, It's More Fun in the Philippines!.

Can we start a betting pool on when Jon gets hit with the rape allegation

you mean wape awwegation?

 

[Punitive Castration]

One of the few (intentional or not) clever things he did that psyched people out was just to vaguely refer to some secret in your past, and try to use that as leverage.

There were a few times he definitely did it intentionally but some not. Like he did it to most of the freeloaders and I think within the first half hour of meeting Duany'ay he asked him if he was a mormon, which clearly whiffed (a black mormon?), and then said something like oh nevermind I've just been saying stuff like that to people. I think when he did it to Taylor though before FIGHT ME he was choking down his own nonsense, though.

Different topic: Crash sat Shinji down in front of YouTube and showed him a bunch of fishtank clips, then MDE sketches, resulting in an inevitable DMCA takedown.

It wasn't even worth this, Shinji didn't seem to get most of the sketches and Crash wasn't giving him enough time after each sketch to come up with something (in English) to say. After Restyle he basically said that he didn't understand anything that happened but it was still somehow funny to him but Hitler's Top Guy clearly had no impact at all.

 

[Mr Sister]

Lance is continuing to antagonize betty due to her being a weirdo in her telegram. Says they are currently trying to dox jon

Spoiler: lance tweets

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

the huge amount shitposters she dealt with via TTS in a funny way wont make the cut

smart reality show producers would just ADR the TTS in post and would figure out a way to include them for the whole cast. its such a huge part of fishtank its weird not to include them in the "edits" I'm also rearguing for a narrator for the season. the format begs for some snarky narrator that can help with scene transitions so the show can include quick clips like yours. "on the next Arrested Development FishTank. Tay has some words for the simps.....again"

It genuinely makes me angry how shitty Jet and the other editors are.

think Tay looks better without the wig because she has a very weak mid and lower face

While that may be true, there has to be a hairstyle that helps solve her weak face, something she might want to try when her hair grows back in 5 years. the wig itself is bad, i feel like a short hair bob wig might be the best of both worlds for her.

but it makes you wonder

she's a spic and an asian. that's the worst of both worlds, they all got a backstory. Its very rare for an AOC-type latina with a mostly perfectly fine to happen, even then because of Patriarchal tendencies in those cultures the women will remain womanchildren throughout their life. I've known plenty of middle aged or older women in ethnic communities that don't even cut their own meat at dinner and are still stuck in that childlike phase of life. You'd be shocked how many older women only learned about sex on their wedding night when their groom bent them over bare assed and shoved something inside them.

 

[eatler]

It genuinely makes me angry how shitty Jet and the other editors are.

would you say that it's a certified neptunian moment?

 

[Ancient Pioneer]

While that may be true, there has to be a hairstyle that helps solve her weak face, something she might want to try when her hair grows back in 5 years. the wig itself is bad, i feel like a short hair bob wig might be the best of both worlds for her.

On average hair grows about a half inch a month some people have it grow fast as shit at a full inch a month but that is rare, Tay should be able to rock a well trimmed pixie cut by mid spring and maybe have it slightly around shoulder length by New Years. Trish should have her hair at full length again by mid summer time. Though I think she looks better with a short cut than it was when she had it long.

 

[eatler]

On average hair grows about a half inch a month some people have it grow fast as shit at a full inch a month but that is rare, Tay should be able to rock a well trimmed pixie cut by mid spring and maybe have it slightly around shoulder length by New Years. Trish should have her hair at full length again by mid summer time. Though I think she looks better with a short cut than it was when she had it long.

whats funny is both of them look good with shorter hair but they're both too trad to do that. (or they would just get mocked by family)

 

[CoolFool]

Tay would definitely look cute with a shorter cut. Since Tay pulls off being bald well then I have no doubt she'll rock shorter hair styles, which is rare, a lot of women can't do that. Before she shaved her hair, I always thought she looked best in styles where her hair was pulled back and away from her face, rather than left down.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

I'm not taking coomer advice on a woman who could clearly be rocking a penis and you'd still be into them

, Tay should be able to rock a well trimmed pixie cut by mid spring and maybe have it slightly around shoulder length by New Years.

thats a long time mate. like i said , i feel like a short hair bob wig might be the best of both worlds for her, by her own admission her hair growth is slowing hard.

 

[Ancient Pioneer]

I always thought she looked best in styles where her hair was pulled back and away from her face, rather than left down.

Well this is because her outfits were colorful, the Tay you saw on the show is nowhere near how she dresses in normal life according to what she has said. She seems to wear exclusively black shirts that she irons band logos, or stuff she likes onto it. Her "style" if you could even call it that, is derived from Siouxie Sioux who herself was inspired by Morticia Addams. Once you understand how "punk clothing" and other stuff evolved you can kinda piece together what she is trying to look like. I don't think Tay herself would be aware of such things, but as someone who spent a lot of time hanging out in the skater/ punk scene in the early 2000s I know the hows and why all the girls were wearing studded belts, boots and the heavy emphasis on black clothing. Punk clothing doesn't seem to have changed drastically since the 1970s for some reason.



For that matter, Sylvia also takes heavy influence from Siouxie Sioux when it comes to how she prepares her eye makeup. Its rather amazing how unknown Siouxie Sioux is for most people when she is largely responsible for so many stylistic choices some 40-50 years later.

 

[eatler]

Punk clothing doesn't seem to have changed drastically since the 1970s for some reason.

In the words of the dead kennedys - chicken shit conformist like your parents. also the movement strayed from punk look wise because of the hardcore scene the idea being britbongers ruined it because they made it really commercial so lets basically make ourselves skinheads.

Well this is because her outfits were colorful, the Tay you saw on the show is nowhere near how she dresses in normal life according to what she has said.

thats kind of another irony about this Siouxsie Sioux and a lot of other punks/80s goth chicks did wear colorful clothing but that was lost to time. the old adage being that things get so filtered that they loose all meaning from the original thing. my point being she could still pull a punk look even with more "normal" clothing. I hope someone brings that to her attention (and other punk girls too).

Spoiler: punk examples

 

[KingFrampt]

(Anyone is free to jump in to correct me / call me out if im wrong on this) I saw someone mention somewhere that Brian once pointed out (possibly during his first streams/after he left the house) That Trish has either done some seriously messed up shit / got some skeletons in her closet besides the army base fiasco. I wonder if her dim but bubbly almost kid like persona (with the plushies & what not) is some kinda coping mechanism / shield ?. I could be talking absolute balls but it makes you wonder

What is this 'army base' fiasco, it hasn't been mentioned elsewhere in the thread

 

[The Man With No Name]

Jon about to get friend zoned by the asexual psycho bpd girl and cry about it like the bitch he is

He hates swuts, and would nevah be twicked by dem.

 

[FromaCorvairSix]

What is this 'army base' fiasco, it hasn't been mentioned elsewhere in the thread

Trish's Ex Husband was in the military. She shared a place on base housing with two other dudes and her ex-husband. Apparently her ex and their two roommates all shared the same fleshlight.

 

[GZX_ULTRA]

smart reality show producers would just ADR the TTS in post and would figure out a way to include them for the whole cast. its such a huge part of fishtank its weird not to include them in the "edits" I'm also rearguing for a narrator for the season. the format begs for some snarky narrator that can help with scene transitions so the show can include quick clips like yours. "on the next Arrested Development FishTank. Tay has some words for the simps.....again"

It genuinely makes me angry how shitty Jet and the other editors are.

While that may be true, there has to be a hairstyle that helps solve her weak face, something she might want to try when her hair grows back in 5 years. the wig itself is bad, i feel like a short hair bob wig might be the best of both worlds for her.

she's a spic and an asian. that's the worst of both worlds, they all got a backstory. Its very rare for an AOC-type latina with a mostly perfectly fine to happen, even then because of Patriarchal tendencies in those cultures the women will remain womanchildren throughout their life. I've known plenty of middle aged or older women in ethnic communities that don't even cut their own meat at dinner and are still stuck in that childlike phase of life. You'd be shocked how many older women only learned about sex on their wedding night when their groom bent them over bare assed and shoved something inside them.

Thats all true. Plus shes probably got a melted brain (growing up in a desert + years of smoking weed & shrooms cant exactly be great on the brain) she actually said this herself on one of her recent streams “all these years of weed have made me retarded & slow” lmao

 

[feral cat #6385]

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Jon will like jail.