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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    781
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Jon tweet from today
 
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Sylvia stream a little... heterosexual
KeshOnHend (a very active chatter and mod of hers, also the guy who, I suppose, had "Cambria" tattooed over his heart on that post on IG) is visiting from New Zealand... to... hang out...
He says she was the main reason he watched season one... someone asked where he's sleeping and they looked at him and said no comment
And they're looking at each other and smirking and shit

there's a kiss donation goal also
daaaaaamn
 
Punitive Castration said:
KeshOnHend (a very active chatter and mod of hers, also the guy who, I suppose, had "Cambria" tattooed over his heart on that post on IG) is visiting from New Zealand... to... hang out...
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Uhh... for a long time on 4chan there was a kiwianon obsessed with Sylvia and claimed to be in her DMs. This is going to be him.
 
I stand by my opinion that this was the most entertaining night of all of season 1 and probably both seasons. I don't think I ever laughed harder then the hooker stuff with Chris. Nothing in season 2 came close. Just great vibes the whole night. Some of the most fun I've had on the internet.
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Punitive Castration said:
I realize this is a pointless question but don't you think Jon has more in common with Cole?

Cole was less profoundly stupid but he was gullible and arrogant like Jon.
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No, Jon and Jimmy are both the Fish archetype for retard.

Cole is just autistic which is not a unique trait on Fishtank.

Jon and Jimmy are both trying to make content outside of the tank and failing. Their ideas for their business enterprises are both stupid. Seemingly from other parts of the thread they're both getting scammed by the same photographer guy.

They also both got kicked off and then brought back but were way worse after they came back.
 
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The Man With No Name said:
They also both got kicked off and then brought back but were way worse after they came back.
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Imagine if they had waited more than 3 days to bring Jimmy back and how much more impactful it would have been instead of the non reaction they got from the fish.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
I stand by my opinion that this was the most entertaining night of all of season 1 and probably both seasons. I don't think I ever laughed harder then the hooker stuff with Chris. Nothing in season 2 came close. Just great vibes the whole night. Some of the most fun I've had on the internet.
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The clip of that proud Nubian Queen discussing the shit stain on Fatty’s pants remains burned in my memory. At least they learned something from that and provided him wiping towels in S2.
 
Punitive Castration said:
I realize this is a pointless question but don't you think Jon has more in common with Cole?

Cole was less profoundly stupid but he was gullible and arrogant like Jon.
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Jon almost tearing up Letty's passport was very Jimmyish.

Cole was a different breed of tard, him smashing open the wall was one of my favorite parts of season two. Cole was more likely to hurt himself than others which I think separates him from Jon or Jimmy.
 
007Eleven said:
Jon almost tearing up Letty's passport was very Jimmyish.

Cole was a different breed of tard, him smashing open the wall was one of my favorite parts of season two. Cole was more likely to hurt himself than others which I think separates him from Jon or Jimmy.
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I also wanna point out one of the big pillars that fell on the way to both Cole and Jon leaving, which was Jon refusing to embarrass himself by acting like a schizo, and Cole refusing to embarrass himself for the challenge where the men had to demean themselves for the women

Cole and Jon also both were effectively eliminated de facto because they gave up but de jour because they kinda had a little pouty session and refused to say "I quit" so production threw a fake lightning round at Jon before telling him he already lost and with Cole they basically went OK you've done everything but say it, go home.
 
On PGL_073 Sam was doing his stupid "get Chris Lynch a gf" bit and was coming up with who to have be the manager for sorting through DMs on their personal IG. Sam was considering who had "the least going on", and our boy Jet made second place, with pillhead-Laker winning the job of managing and lining up all the black queens for Big God.
Not a black queen, but I know a certain somebody who'd be a great match, it'd be a Christmas Example if that happened....
 
It doesn't look like they've moved much beyond ripping out the carpets, which is probably where majority of the insane smell problems came from. Tay said on her most recent stream that she went totally nose blind to the house until she was eliminated and got a proper shower in the ADU in the basement, only then was she able to smell the literal aura of funk that was emanating from her clothes from about a yard or two away. Nick was commenting on how foul the place smelled as far back as right after New Years, by the time the show ended it must have been insane, particularly when nobody was able to do laundry for nearing two weeks.

Doing a proper series on Youtube explaining what and why they're doing stuff and recording themselves renovating the house would have been a modest little bit of income though I can say that such stuff is really irritating when you just want to get in and grind out some hard labor, placing cameras for timelapse footage is a real pain in the ass.
 
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