🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Sicko Hunter]

Josie and Vance having just about the exact same amount of screen presence as staff as they had as fish always makes me laugh. You have to wonder how people so shy ever got involved in a reality show to begin with.

 

[eatler]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itSZzwQD91k (3:33:24)

ewww Henry Rollins was on RuPaul's drag race, that's disappointing. Not in a gas the gays way, in more of a RuPaul sucks.

I hope pong becomes a reoccurring character in the show

 

[Cringestorian X]

I don’t know why they don’t all stream a multiplayer game together. It seems like they all get along with each other and have been taking to each other. They could stream any game they want together whether it’s Smash Bros or Fortnite people would probably watch it to see them interact with each other again. Taylor and TJ streaming together seems like an obvious idea so hopefully they all collab with each other.

Some of them are already planning to do it like Jimmy, Tay, Brian, and Shinji. But, not all of them have the best setup right now. So that might have to wait for a while.

 

[Punitive Castration]

Usual fare here. 180 views max. Vance starts Q&A at the end,

• Someone asks him if he will prank call the season 2 fish and he says he likes all (this sets chat off) the fish but he deliberately didn't get to know them and doesn't feel good about doing that.
• Immediately it's, what about Jimmy, thoughts on Jimmy, do you really like jimmy, obviously. Vance starts with, he "provided a lot for the show." "He did some bad things, but it's, you know. I don't fucking know. I like Jimmy though. Jimmy's a legend. He's very funny. I wouldn't personally throw a hammer at a girl, but. Or anybody. But. It is, you know, it is what it is." "He should not be in that environment. There's just certain people who could not handle it, and he couldn't handle it." But he was extremely funny. Says when they talked in the basement off camera he could tell Jimmy isn't a bad guy. "But we- slash me - like I couldn't help him. We couldn't help him. *shrugs*" Agrees with a chatter: "He has potential but Fishtank isn't it." "Exactly."
• Says a bit failed to materialize where Dean Ween was going to come to "play Jimmy's dad." It didn't come together to happen though.
• About the command center. People asked him his favorite moment last stream and he said the command center. He clarifies it was his favorite not because he thought it was the funniest for the audience but because he was able to do a longform bit. Apparently he got heat for talking about it before because it sounded like he was saying it was the best part of the show. Said he always wanted to not be the center of the attention because he could tell he was distracting the audience, and was afraid of staying upstairs for too long because he would become the center of attention, so it was the only time he broke that rule and stayed upstairs and did a bit for a long time. Implies people don't think that bit was funny and he got some shit for saying it was funny.
• Says people think he hates Tayleigh. He thought the soy tax was funny to give her shit, it wasn't personal.

 

[Aidan]

It'd be more fun to press Vance on what he did feel good about doing on the show since it had a darker tone and he got to see the production tomfoolery firsthand.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

sh me - like I couldn't help him. We couldn't help him. *shrugs*" Agrees with a chatter: "He has potential but Fishtank isn't it." "Exactly."

The only thing Jimmy might have potential for is breaking down boxes in the back of a safeway for 11 dollars an hour. He can't act for shit, his original content isn't funny and even if he was able to get a project going his horrible temper and arrogance would sabatoge it. I think Jimmy has the bleakest future out of any of the fish.

 

[Steinercard]

>Summer, Josie and himself in S tier

Further proof Cole is a complete retard.

Does Cole owe you money or something?

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

. not being able to see if miserable. it's uncomfortable to move in case you trip, typical interactions become confusing

we don't even know his perscription, for all we know those are just readers glasses or he has astigmatism or something like 20/50. Even something absurd like 20/300 if you've lived with it your whole life is manageable. Its like how blind people aren't really sunglasses and grasping at everything barely moving and can walk around fairly normally. You might not be able to see the E on an eye chart but if you're in a house you typically dont need to see more than 10 feet away anyways.

Here's her YouTube homescreen. What a chud.

why do i have a feeling MATI would have been on there if null wasn't yeeted from youtube.

Tay is a Halo disrespecter.

she wasn't old enough to experience the original trilogy and is also a lady.

hardcore coomer posters

letty and josie vanishing for so long helped too.

"Halo is just Call of Duty with aliens."

halo 4 onwards was just that. i'm sure she was too young to even own a 360.

. 200 sounds too good,

its about 3 hours to make one beanie, meaning she's making barely more than minimum wage and much less when you factor in cost of shipping and materials. Those etsy jobs are just hobbies with money making being a justification for them, the same way people set up an onlyfans when they'd still be posting pictures online but the concept that they might make money justifies it. she'd be making way more at literally any job and getting benefits too.

She was bitching and moaning that she has 200 subscribers and only 10 of them showed up

i'm surprised shes trying streaming, IIRC her online profile is nonexistent, the twitter she gave out was mostly wiped. i assumed she really was a friend of production with a real life. of course no one is watching you when you actively fucked with people's favorite fish and didn't even give them a nice social media to look at or uncover. Its like trying to get to know someone when you won't reveal information about yourself.

t isn't a good streaming game pick.

imagine thinking people are watching women because they enjoy watching them game. or streamers in general. its just something to watch while the streamers talk about whatever. exactly like that meme from last year of putting on subway surfers.

Says a bit failed to materialize where Dean Ween was going to come to "play Jimmy's dad." It didn't come together to happen though.

i'm calling bullshit. no way in hell Dean Ween knows about sam or the fishtank or could be paid enough to get tricked like that

I think Jimmy has the bleakest future out of any of the fish.

Jimmy's amazing at cleaning, and those people make bank. just in general guys like him that enjoy/tolerate manual labor can do absurdly well, when people talk about the trades they're talking about guys like him. people don't think it because they're mexican but they get paid so much more than most jobs. the cleaning ladies are getting paid more than most of the people they're cleaning up after in almost every job i've had or been at.

 

[eatler]

halo 4 onwards was just that. i'm sure she was too young to even own a 360.

my brother in christ she is like 2 years younger than me I think. We played halo 3 in high school one day because are teacher was that BAD ASS! I doubt she didn't play one of the good ones.

 

[luigismanslave]

you're in a house you typically dont need to see more than 10 feet away anyways.

"a house" is generous given the sand and glass and feces and vomit and smashed furniture and wood and every other hazard glasses may be nice for avoiding

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Does Cole owe you money or something?

Cole is the most overrated fish in Fishtank history. Totally undeserving of the fanbase he had. He bitched out when things started to get rough then attempted to claim he was forced off the show to save face when he had been crying to Trish that he wanted to leave for days. He purposely antagonized the staff until they kicked him off because he couldn't take it. I have no respect for him. His shtick was lame and the show lost nothing when he was gone.

 

[montzym]

its about 3 hours to make one beanie, meaning she's making barely more than minimum wage and much less when you factor in cost of shipping and materials. Those etsy jobs are just hobbies with money making being a justification for them, the same way people set up an onlyfans when they'd still be posting pictures online but the concept that they might make money justifies it. she'd be making way more at literally any job and getting benefits too.

Yeah I noticed 200 is overwhelming for just 6k. It was a mistake to go with $30; chat was actually telling her to charge 50 or 60 during her first livestream, but she said she was thinking 30. Being too nice backfired. She's definitely gonna need her mom's help this time cause she has to stream as well. She should raise the prices after this batch is done.

 

[Steinercard]

Cole is the most overrated fish in Fishtank history. Totally undeserving of the fanbase he had. He bitched out when things started to get rough then attempted to claim he was forced off the show to save face when he had been crying to Trish that he wanted to leave for days. He purposely antagonized the staff until they kicked him off because he couldn't take it. I have no respect for him. His shtick was lame and the show lost nothing when he was gone.

How much does he owe you?

 

[Sicko Hunter]

How much does he owe you?

700 USD

Yeah but no Cole fucking sucked. He didn't want to be there and pussied out. Stop giving him praise for being a bitch who folded after ten days. It's actually bizarre you guys still praise him.

 

[Ancient Pioneer]

Yeah I noticed 200 is overwhelming for just 6k. It was a mistake to go with $30; chat was actually telling her to charge 50 or 60 during her first livestream, but she said she was thinking 30. Being too nice backfired. She's definitely gonna need her mom's help this time cause she has to stream as well. She should raise the prices after this batch is done.

She said on the show it takes her about 2 hours or so to knock out a beanie so its about shortly over a months worth of work if she was putting about 12 hours a day towards it. Without a doubt many of the orders are just going to be abandoned when she tries reaching out again so that 200 or so orders will probably half quite quickly.

 

[Punitive Castration]

i'm surprised shes trying streaming, IIRC her online profile is nonexistent, the twitter she gave out was mostly wiped. i assumed she really was a friend of production with a real life. of course no one is watching you when you actively fucked with people's favorite fish and didn't even give them a nice social media to look at or uncover. Its like trying to get to know someone when you won't reveal information about yourself.

She intended to subtract so much and added nothing in return. The version of the show where Abi rolls a nat 20, or whatever: she gets Jimmy eliminated. This would have happened eventually anyway, but for the survival of the season he should've at least survived to be fucked with long enough to be eliminated by Frank.

Continuing with Abi's "perfect" run: LITERALLY the next fucking day she moves in on Tayleigh, to, as she said, try and get her eliminated. Not fuck with her. Let's say instead of how things actually shook out, where production forced it so that Abi could get away with her yarn-cutting plan in privacy by chasing TJ and Tayleigh out of the bunk with foaming soda, something else happens. Let's say... Abi's in the goon cave, Tayleigh is on the bunk, holding scissors. Abi reaches up through the crack between the bunk and the wall to grab yarn out of Tayleigh's bag, Tayleigh sees a creepy hand out of the corner of her eye, whips around, stabs without thinking... bam, Tayleigh goes home.

What've we got left? Trish, TJ, and Shinji. There's a thrilling fucking final three boys!

Meanwhile, with Abi's perfect run: she gets a TTS on the last day from some audience member who figured out how to impersonate her mom on the TTS to tell her that her dog is sick and to hurry home so she immediately leaves (this is what actually happened). So it's Duany'ay, TJ, Trish, Oliver and Shinji in the house until Frank can get there three days later. Good job dipshit. The only people who support her beyond "thanks for eliminating Jimmy to help my favorite win" are sick freaks who find her weird autistic ass attractive.

I seriously question some of the freeloaders they bring in sometimes. It's one thing if you're Betty and your whole existence is ordained by production to fuck with Letty, but so many of the freeloaders this time were given carte blanche to side with whoever and, of course, sided with the passive motherfuckers who are "nice."
What I'm thinking, really, is that they need to filter out freeloaders who aren't going to primarily think of the audience. Greg, Duany'ay, and Alex Stein all were great freeloaders because they were thinking, primarily, of the audience. Frank was too - his opening line with Trish was DO SOMETHING. Retards like Abi, Oliver, Delaney, Octavius, and later Trish come into the house thinking "how can I have a nice time and be comfy" and that sucks dick.

 

[feral cat #6385]

The version of the show

Your hypothetical is stupid. You probably aren't too bright either.

Dumgay was a fantastic freeloader who helped fill the post Jimmy void. Then Tayleigh stepped up like a champ and kept the show going almost to the end. As much as I hate to say it she probably deserved to win. The two of them combined carried the back half of the season. With an assist in the home stretch from Gregg.

 

[Jobama]

I watched the Taylor and TJ Valentine’s stream. While it was definitely pretty awkward (might just be because they’re streaming together) it seems pretty obvious that they’re in a long distance relationship now. They talked about stuff they wanted to do together IRL, said they were glad to spend time together on Valentine’s Day, and told each other corny pickup lines they got from chat. They even put their beds next to each other in Minecraft which obviously means they like each other. They got about 500-550 viewers combined with Taylor getting more (TJ’s stream was much more laggy). They’re talking a lot off stream so they’ll probably see each other soon.

She also got pulled over right after the stream ended.

She wasn’t drinking on stream so she was probably just speeding.

 

[eatler]

They even put their beds next to each other in Minecraft which obviously means they like each other

Ok but like did they like each other on Facebook? Felt like a 2014-esque thing to say

 

[007Eleven]

I watched the Taylor and TJ Valentine’s stream. While it was definitely pretty awkward (might just be because they’re streaming together) it seems pretty obvious that they’re in a long distance relationship now.

Until Cobra is single again e-dating is cancelled. Sorry TJ/Taylor shippers.