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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 59 7.5%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.6%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.6%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 48 6.1%

  • Total voters
    783
Someone asked her about Kiwifarms and she said she doesn't use it and doesn't read it and the people here are odd, and that she doesn't want to think about "people writing paragraphs about her behavior," @attractive_pneumonia much
This is pretty hilarious.

While there are some people who are a bit too obsessed (sorry @attractive_pneumonia ) the vast majority of what's happening here is simply a forum thread discussing what's happening on a scuffed web-based reality show. Meanwhile, Tay has been personally contacting lolcows (something explicitly against this site's rules) in addition to throwing romans and giving Frank her used panties on stream with her full face and identity known in front of thousands of people.

Posting on a forum is where she draws the line though. Whatever you say Tay lol
 
This is pretty hilarious.

While there are some people who are a bit too obsessed (sorry @attractive_pneumonia ) the vast majority of what's happening here is simply a forum thread discussing what's happening on a scuffed web-based reality show. Meanwhile, Tay has been personally contacting lolcows (something explicitly against this site's rules) in addition to throwing romans and giving Frank her used panties on stream with her full face and identity known in front of thousands of people.

Posting on a forum is where she draws the line though. Whatever you say Tay lol

To be fair, if she wants to make money now that the show is over she will have to play by the tranny jannie rules on social media.
 
Tayleigh's crush was most likely Chris Lynch. Chat was spamming his name and she said something like "I'm not saying it out loud but you figured it out". I remember her getting SUPER excited when he showed up one night too but I just assumed it was because booze was getting ready to start flowing.
 
Damn dude stop bragging
not a brag wish they were dead.
while looking back at the cam recordings for season 2
the problem is you think sam would actually watch any footage of season 2. Sam hasn't watched a thing he's in since before world peace.
Jet has game
remember when the bagel boss had hoes coming up to take pictures with him, a horrifying amount of women will do anything for a tiny bit of power. 90% of the whores on jersey shore only banged the dudes because 1. they had a hot tub and 2. they were on camera.
9/11 truthers
my favorite part about 9/11 truthers is that they'll believe the nuttiest shit except the idea that a building made during the worst part of NYC's history had a lot of cut corners. "How do you explain a building made with steel reinforced concrete collapsed?" the wops just lied about there being steel in the concrete. construction companies are chink-tier with what they'll lie about and get away with.
 
That is true she did crochet him a beanie like day 6. Normally you wouldn’t bother wasting time with that if you didn’t care for said person.
She crochet Charleston a beanie and she knew him for all a single evening by that point. Vance said she gave everyone on production lanyards as well. The S1 cast had aspirations of launching into modest internet fame, Jon wanting to be some knock-off Andrew Tate influencer; Josie, Vance and Sylvia wanted to signal boost their music and streaming, comparing motivations for the S2 cast is way harder because they're all fuckups in some way or another, or just had no aspirations, but you could probably point out that Shinji was there solely for prize money to pay for his tuition since he apparently cannot work a job in the US, and Tay was there to signal boost her crochet business which is why she was crocheting shit for people and displaying her stuff all the time early season.
 
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Rochefort stopped by the house for 1 hour and won Tay's heart
She laughed at his jokes, heard his reality knowledge and saw his collection of 90s hot rods. Gentlemen we got her.

Now all she has to do is fight his biker wife who beats him up Daily.
 
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I feel like the biggest tell the season didn't do well/production hated the fish is the merch. Last season they had the fan made merch that was great. This year? Didn't do it at all.
 
If season three starts in a month doesn't that mean they need to pump out the season two videos on YouTube immediately? Cuz they ain't gonna do it while the show is going on. Maybe they hated this season so much they'll just say fuck it and not upload it at all.
 
Idk they may also not of like how people didn’t like the season 1 edits and realized that it’s a you had to be there kind of event. Why waste the money on editing it if people aren’t liking it you know? The best way to view fishtank 2 is probably the clip channels at this point.
 
Idk they may also not of like how people didn’t like the season 1 edits and realized that it’s a you had to be there kind of event. Why waste the money on editing it if people aren’t liking it you know? The best way to view fishtank 2 is probably the clip channels at this point.
I'm not a lawfag but they might legally have to provide an edit, since it's listed as one of the things you get from purchasing the season pass
 
I feel like the biggest tell the season didn't do well/production hated the fish is the merch. Last season they had the fan made merch that was great. This year? Didn't do it at all.
Well merch is not something I can really fault them for. How wide is the audience? 100k? The last thing you want to do is buy a bunch of merch to sell only to not have it move. I think a more pragmatic option is to just allow the fish themselves to roll merch and just take a cut of it. Danye seems to have hired a graphic artist for some Beaver Street stuff and Cawww gang shirts, I guess Trish could probably do something equally so for the Voodoo Mama Juju character she played, Tay could crochet some fishtank logos. But I don't really see much opportunity for merch out of this show. Most of the "Merch" and fan art is really only meaningful to the person its depicting as maybe a poster behind them while they stream.

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The last thing you want to do is buy a bunch of merch to sell only to not have it move
Also the merch was like 60 bucks. I don’t care how nice the shirt is, no one will get the reference you would kind of look weird in public. It’s alt tec not YouTube, you don’t get as many viewers that’s why YouTubers get away with it. (Which I still think is stupid)
 
Well merch is not something I can really fault them for. How wide is the audience? 100k? The last thing you want to do is buy a bunch of merch to sell only to not have it move. I think a more pragmatic option is to just allow the fish themselves to roll merch and just take a cut of it. Danye seems to have hired a graphic artist for some Beaver Street stuff and Cawww gang shirts, I guess Trish could probably do something equally so for the Voodoo Mama Juju character she played, Tay could crochet some fishtank logos. But I don't really see much opportunity for merch out of this show. Most of the "Merch" and fan art is really only meaningful to the person its depicting as maybe a poster behind them while they stream.

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That shit is so funny to me, by the way. Abi is extremely self-conscious and narcisssistic and has been screeching at her twitter followers already, and I can see her blowing up in less than a month when she realizes that the only fanart anyone wants to make of her is of a ten second clip of her getting hit in the head with a mallet.

Here's Sylvia's boyfriend
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Looks like how you would expect. Definitely the type to tattoo her name on his heart after, what, less than a year it has to have been at most.
 
Idk they may also not of like how people didn’t like the season 1 edits and realized that it’s a you had to be there kind of event. Why waste the money on editing it if people aren’t liking it you know? The best way to view fishtank 2 is probably the clip channels at this point.
Part of justifying the payment is access to footage since the show itself is free. That said, I think a lot of customers would pay regardless with zero expectation of any static media but so far they seem to want to offer something back that people can have forever.
I'd be ok with no edit and full archives.
 
I'm not a lawfag but they might legally have to provide an edit, since it's listed as one of the things you get from purchasing the season pass
They used to put that season pass user will get s2 archives but they quietly removed it from the benefits
 
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