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[retard strength II]

Oliver Gay was the only good TTS spam.

 

[Marche]

Lance vs Jon.mp3
This AF Dalton space is being recorded, and my recording only comes in partway so it's missing some of the good bits at the start where the hosts accuse Jon of seeking out Simmons on purpose and where Jon claims that Letty was one of the "weaker minds" he was subjugating in the tank, but the good shit is in here: Lance accusing Jon of sending men shirtless photos and Summer comes to Jon's defense, then Lance says he's going to take away platforms from people who don't deserve it (Betty was in the space, I think he's addressing her at the end.)

If I can remember to do it I'll come back when the space is over and scoop out the entire segment.

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All that really needs to be said about Summer is she is the type of girl to make up rape accusations for attention.

Oliver Gay was the only good TTS spam.

I always liked the "Help me sir I am indian" and the guy who kept talking about having a mechanical pencil stuck in his urethra

 

[feral cat #6385]

It still bothers me that no one has seriously pressed Jon on why he was so eager to do all the weird gay shit he did with Simmons that he did. The shirtless massages and stuff. His whole persona is the ultra straight alpha male yet he was in a borderline gay relationship with him after only a few days.

There's nothing more alpha than fucking another man in the ass. It's the ultimate form of domination. You know what they say. Women are for babies men are for pleasure.

 

[eatler]

Here's a free Trish subtly flipping you off.

 

[anliteralidiot]

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Here's a free Trish subtly flipping you off.

Jesus, it's like she let Jet style her eyebrows.

I always liked the "Help me sir I am indian" and the guy who kept talking about having a mechanical pencil stuck in his urethra

I started to miss gay guy alert by the end.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Tai is streaming.

 

[Ancient Pioneer]

I always liked the "Help me sir I am indian" and the guy who kept talking about having a mechanical pencil stuck in his urethra

I think the TTS is probably one of the few points they dramatically improved for Season 2, particularly the way the S2 cast responded to it also was a massive improvement over S1 as well. TJ's nonstop replies of "Thanks India" any time the Indian voice was used or the cast remembering these "Character" TTS people over the course of the show as they developed their gimmick was great too. The Mechanical Pencil guy saying in the final week that he had removed the pencil from his urethra only for him to screw up the next day and once again say it was stuck, prompting a reply from Tay while she was in goon cave "What the hell? You said you finally got it out!" its a great little in-joke that ran for 40 some days.

I know TJ had a lot of India TTS and obviously a huge amount of TTS just berating him into doing stuff like ring the bell. Tay in my mind had the most varied TTS ranging from haters calling her a dyke all the time, a huge roster characters like "Dr Leon Cream" or the "Mechanical Pen in Urethra" guy then you have her fans like "Vlad from Romania" on top of the nonstop sexual harassment stuff. Shinji I don't really recall having any sort of gimmick characters aside from a few attempts to prank him by saying Hideo Kojima was watching. Trish I don't really recall getting much in the way of haters or gag characters like the others. I think this is due to her spending most of her time in the common rooms like the lounge talking to people until she started getting reclusive before her elimination and hid in B2 for hours. Jimmy I recall sperging out over all of the clan stuff and before that I can't say I was paying too much attention to TTS gimmicks as I only learned the season was active the day after Christmas when Fatty was Santa.

I don't tend to have much in the way of TTS stuff, and the stuff I do have seems to be mainly focused on people fucking with Tay since she seems to have had the most TTS directed at her aside from TJ.

 

[Enoch Emery]

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Here's a free Trish subtly flipping you off.

Those eyebrows are fucked man. How do these women look at themselves in the mirror and think that looks good lmao

 

[foam rolla]

Tays orange sweater and plaid skirt is low key cute.

 

[Punitive Castration]

Here's the full Dalton thing. I even boosted Lance's shitty microphone because I love you.

 

[The Man With No Name]

Alex and his entire crew love Tayleigh and think she was robbed.

It's weird hearing them openly say it because most ecelebs just blindly kiss MDE's ass.

If anything it actually legitimizes the show a little more - people always disagree on who 'should have won' a reality show and who was robbed. In that respect, having a controversial ending for season 2 seems fair.

 

[eatler]

If anything it actually legitimizes the show a little more - people always disagree on who 'should have won' a reality show and who was robbed. In that respect, having a controversial ending for season 2 seems fair.

This is Alex not the audience he’s just an attraction on the show. I’m sure Sam respects his decisions but he isn’t making decisions with the crew. Also he may just say that because she will actually talk back to him everyone else was shy or Japanese.

 

[Ancient Pioneer]

Also he may just say that because she will actually talk back to him everyone else was shy or Japanese.

The only two fish actively doing shit that was remotely interesting during his time there was Tay and Trish, I think Alex Stein likes all 4 fish but Tay was definitely the stand out at the time he was there. I think he is still tilted at the way Sam and Jet treated Tay, but he won't get into it in a public venue outside statements he felt that Tay should have won. He was overtly pissed off when they had Tay cut her hair probably because he felt it would cut into her post-tank prospects as a streamer, Josie as an example strictly maintains a ditzy autist character and her appearance goes a lot into how this works. Stein is the kind of guy that wants to signal boost and lift up as many people as he can get his hands on, its partly why he is interested in Fish Tank in the first place, but he seems to have been caught off guard at how hostile season 2 was towards the fish and the recent podcast episode that released with Sam talking to Dasha seems to indicate that this was largely at Sam's direction since he hated the S2 cast.

 

[BingBongDingDong]

Sam has ASF on his stream now, which i think is the first one hes done post S2. Nothing really interesting being said, Sam got asked a question about making a documentary and he sperged out and went on a long ass rant about trying and being mediocre, the only quote i can really remember is "Nothing Ive ever put a ton of effort into turned out good." which I found interesting. Otherwise ASF is being fairly quiet and commenting once in a while. Somebody asked if Nifty was an actor and the answer was that it wasnt too clear. Kinda bummed there isnt much fishtank talk

edit: I spoke too soon, Chris is talking about wanting to buy Tim Allen's RS200. Sam was nice and said "Chris you have uh interesting taste." lol

 

[eatler]

"Nothing Ive ever put a ton of effort into turned out good."

Wow your right thats weird. Hopefully he is just throwing out the usual sense of humor instead of like about to have a breakdown. It would be nice though if he took notes and tried again.

RS200

ok look at this fucking….. THING and tell me that this is not the most jet/Slav shit to hit your face

 

[ProfDongs]

Wonder if a pay pig will have the sense to ask if they are keeping Fatty to an exercise/diet routine post cry session?

 

[Punitive Castration]

What an awkward conversation this must have been


Thanks a lot Shinji, but it looks like you'll have to go back to pussy massage

It is pretty crazy, I saw someone say Tayleigh had 12k before the Theft challenge so she could have walked away with more than Shinji if she'd just quit right then

then Sam is apparently paying Chris the money TJ promised to Chris in exchange for chips

it's kind of a mess

 

[feral cat #6385]

What an awkward conversation this must have been
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Thanks a lot Shinji, but it looks like you'll have to go back to pussy massage

It is pretty crazy, I saw someone say Tayleigh had 12k before the Theft challenge so she could have walked away with more than Shinji if she'd just quit right then

then Sam is apparently paying Chris the money TJ promised to Chris in exchange for chips

it's kind of a mess

Neptunian.

 

[Aidan]

So if you don't win Fishtank, you lose. It sounds like you can't assume it will be worth it. Tayleigh would be screwed over further if she didn't win The Cell.

 

[Notbok]

Tay is streaming tomorrow