🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Aristides]

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My instagram was hacked. Okay I'm back on. Sam raped me in the basement. Wait no I was hacked again. The nurse that administered the rape kit was sobbing and crying. Sorry I was just confused. This is my last post on the Farms. Hold on I have to say another thing. Move on bro, you're obsessed with me. Sorry if it looked bad, I have removed the block.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

How long before Summer accuses Shinji of rape?

 

[Punitive Castration]

I do miss that Shinji had some sympathy for her before, it's not like the fish didn't know she was leaving due to her having mentals and all the fish showed a lot of sympathy for that. But now they're out and they see everyone making fun of Summer and jump aboard... it's funny when we make fun of her but when Shinji does it it's tacky, is what I'm saying. He was being a gentleman before.

 

[Aristides]

I don't remember the conversation word-for-word but Greg said if he was going to stay the entire show he wanted a minimum of 10K and Sam said okay or made it sound like that was okay. Maybe Sam didn't explicitly promise it, but that still doesn't make it right, when it was clear that's what Greg wanted.

They avoided talking in concrete terms for money but I remember Greg throwing 10k as his minimum the first time and then later either saying 5k or agreeing to something like 5k, which might be taking his flight/hotel stay into account which is why he ended up with 4k.

I remember in one of the out-in-the-open conversations Sam and Jet had in the Dog House, Sam was seriously talking about how much of a social media boost Greg was getting from this show while they were discussing his payment. Vance was there filming it but I don't think it'll make it to the edit, it wasn't a bit. He wasn't saying he wouldn't give Greg any money, but it felt like something one step down from paying an artist with "exposure." I bet Sam thinks 4k + MDE fan "clout" is more than enough.

 

[Blindeye]

Devil's advocate: Greg was only on the show for like a week and didn't really suffer that much in the grand scheme of things, so giving him 10k, which is (I think) more than most of the actual fish, or any of the freeloaders who were there much longer than him got, would've been a pretty bad look

Of course the real point to be made there is that everyone on the show should be getting fatter payouts if the show is still printing money for the crew, but we don't know what their accounting actually looks like so who knows

 

[The Tall Man]

How long before Summer accuses Shinji of rape?

I can't believe you are implying he didn't.
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Greg was only on the show for like a week and didn't really suffer that much in the grand scheme of things, so giving him 10k, which is (I think) more than most of the actual fish, or any of the freeloaders who were there much longer than him got, would've been a pretty bad look

Correct, 10k would have been morally wrong, the right decision would have been to give Greg the money-cube.

 

[eatler]

How long before Summer accuses Shinji of rape?

yesterday (this is a joke that I probably predicted correctly)

 

[curbside2]

As far as the Greg pay thing goes. I think it’s clear they weren’t making as much money this season. At least clear to those that bothered to watch live. Greg was payed less because they made substantially less. Though I do expect them to lie.

I see a trend of clip watchers voting this season as a mega slam dunk. But the TTS cost would plummet and people weren’t paying. They didn’t have a Josie this season. There wasnt a pay pig sponge being donated six $800 plushies an hour.

Did you notice that Sam and Jet weren’t bragging about how much they were paying people like last season? There hasn’t been the big after party this season. Where are all the braggadocios streams from Sam and the wiggers?

 

[Blindeye]

This went up yesterday, haven't seen it posted yet, I just started watching it myself, I'll edit if they say anything interesting

• Brian says the day after he left the show (the first time), someone came up behind him at a Bob Evans and said "Hey Brian, I was just watching you. I fucking hate you."
• Brian thinks Season 2 went "more viral" than Season 1, was surprised by the attention he got after, says there are about a dozen people calling him a faggot constantly
• Starts to go into a thing about how words like "gay" and "faggot" are making a comeback, then there's immediately a hard cut to the next topic, so he probably sperged about it with lukewarm takes lol
• Brian says he teared up a little when Tayleigh got eliminated
• Ben apparently really is only 24. Those Anglo genetics hit him like a fucking truck
• Brian tells a really cringe story about fucking a prostitute when he was 18, I'm not going to recap it all but it starts at about 20:00 if you want to hear it, basically he says he had a bigger dick than a black pimp and fucked a hoe for free because she liked him
• Brian claims gangs riding ATVs take over the streets in Detroit (this does not happen)
• They keep coming back to fast food goyslop, like half of the conversations on this podcast have been about burgers or pizza or sandwiches
• They start talking about astrology like white women, Brian: "I'm a Virgo, we're very observational and analytical. It kinda made sense in the tank, I was always just seeing what people were up to and trying to analyze what the next move would be."
• Frank stood in the kitchen in the back for about half of the episode, spoke a couple words the entire time, was not actually a featured guest at all lol
• There is apparently more on Patreon, I will not be paying for that

Pretty dull listen overall, Brian is a charisma vacuum. Save your time and find something better to watch

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Just another friendly reminder that Endorsements never got reset, if you were a viewer that endorsed day one and never watched the show again after, then your endorsement was stuck to that one contestant permanently.

Which is why they wiped Cole's endorsements. Leaving those on the board would make that more obvious.

Of course the real point to be made there is that everyone on the show should be getting fatter payouts if the show is still printing money for the crew, but we don't know what their accounting actually looks like so who knows

There were substantially less TTSes and that was with it being possible to verify through the usernames that a bunch of the TTSes that did come through were from production.

This went up yesterday, haven't seen it posted yet, I just started watching it myself, I'll edit if they say anything interesting

This looks and sounds like a parody of a shitty podcast.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I do miss that Shinji had some sympathy for her before, it's not like the fish didn't know she was leaving due to her having mentals and all the fish showed a lot of sympathy for that. But now they're out and they see everyone making fun of Summer and jump aboard... it's funny when we make fun of her but when Shinji does it it's tacky, is what I'm saying. He was being a gentleman before.

Maybe she spammed his DMs?

 

[eatler]

Brian claims gangs riding ATVs take over the streets in Detroit (this does not happen

What I got from this fishtank people are weird and retarded most of the time

I was living in a city in Michigan for a hot minute. The only time we had gangs roving the streets was BLM. I know the meme is Detroit bad but it’s a lot more like Vegas than people actually expect (pretty rich center, poor neighborhoods outside)

 

[Blindeye]

What I got from this fishtank people are weird and retarded most of the time

I was living in a city in Michigan for a hot minute. The only time we had gangs roving the streets was BLM. I know the meme is Detroit bad but it’s a lot more like Vegas than people actually expect (pretty rich center, poor neighborhoods outside)

Yeah Brian is the most annoying kind of Michigan fag, he likes to talk to people from other places like he's been forged on the mean streets of Detroit, but he lives in Mt. Pleasant, which is a relatively tiny city in the center of the state, deep red and surrounded by white redneck farmers

 

[vanyatravnikov]

Ben apparently really is only 24. Those Anglo genetics hit him like a fucking truck

I heard that and it took me by surprise. I would’ve guessed mid-30s. I cannot tell if him saying he’s 24 is a bit.

 

[Aidan]

Shinji said that Josie told him that he should become a male escort because she had used one. Josiecels on suicide watch.

She asked him if he had given any thought to what he'd be doing after the show and then recommended being a male escort since he had experience in Japan. It was an obvious bit. Crash saying she used one seems to catch Shinji by surprise so I'm not sure where he's getting that. Josie went to Japan as a high school student before.

Greg getting a $4,000 payout is criminal. Doesn't line up with Sam saying they make sure people get a good payout and leave happy. Turns out, people leave without getting paid, then get paid and it's a relatively low amount. Everyone should say how much they made out with. If it's low like Greg's then it looks bad, if it's decent then it makes working with Sam/Jet/Fishtank look good.

 

[Ancient Pioneer]

Greg getting a $4,000 payout is criminal. Doesn't line up with Sam saying they make sure people get a good payout and leave happy. Turns out, people leave without getting paid, then get paid and it's a relatively low amount. Everyone should say how much they made out with. If it's low like Greg's then it looks bad, if it's decent then it makes working with Sam/Jet/Fishtank look good.

Greg was contracted for $1000 initially to do the Mr Beast bit, the rest of his work was $3000. I don't really think this is a bad payout for him for 10 days work, the expectations upon him were nowhere near the same as someone like Danye who immediately launched himself into the triathlon and successive awful situations like The Cell or the grit famine, maintaining a high level of activity through the whole period until they locked him up and that is when he was effectively neutered as a freeloader. Greg didn't really open up and participate until the last few days, excepting when they got him shitface drunk. Most of his early interactions basically involved the fish forcing him to react.

I think $4000 is good payout for him, he was nowhere near as active as Fatty, Frank, Danye or Oliver as a freeloader.

 

[Pathos]

This might be controversial but I don't think Simmons deserved how they treated him. It's clear he's a weirdo who's trying to fit in to American society where it's both deviant and prudish in unequal measures and doesn't fully understand that what is normal to talk about in certain contexts is not in others.

If you're a camp counsellor and under-agers talk to you about wanting to date kids their age, you can't word for word repeat that conversation where it might be interpreted as advice for adults to date under-agers. It's clear he's confused. The fact he plagarised most of his book also shows the lack of care and due diligence he put into it which further suggests this pedo interpretation is due to his laziness compounded by his general confusion with the English language and American culture.

When @This Is Violence Now says it. They Negrate him.....but when @Nigger Faggotson does it, they POSRATE??? WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!!!!

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To be fair to her, she kinda(?) didn't make a big show about blocking others and it's just the other cast members that are messing with her at the moment? But she keeps vague posting about the others lmfao.

 

[Aidan]

Greg was contracted for $1000 initially to do the Mr Beast bit, the rest of his work was $3000. I don't really think this is a bad payout for him for 10 days work, the expectations upon him were nowhere near the same as someone like Danye who immediately launched himself into the triathlon and successive awful situations like The Cell or the grit famine, maintaining a high level of activity through the whole period until they locked him up and that is when he was effectively neutered as a freeloader. Greg didn't really open up and participate until the last few days, excepting when they got him shitface drunk. Most of his early interactions basically involved the fish forcing him to react.

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I think $4000 is good payout for him, he was nowhere near as active as Fatty, Frank, Danye or Oliver as a freeloader.

Greg did more by doing less. I genuinely think he deserved more.
I doubt Danye will, but it'd be nice if he shared how much he got paid to help compare. The more people who share their payouts the better, really.

 

[Blackstar]

I'm not sure if this was brought up in the thread before, but Trish was already MDE-adjacent before Season 2, Alex posted this pic during the show.

 

[curbside2]

I'm not sure if this was brought up in the thread before, but Trish was already MDE-adjacent before Season 2, Alex posted this pic during the show.
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Trish and Brian were meant to be the original cult leaders.