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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 64 8.0%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 93 11.6%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 183 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 414 51.4%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%

  • Total voters
    805
I wonder what Lance thinks of Budgie birds.

Edit:

Yeah, cvatik is the guy who wanted to upsell Jon some bullshit services and get a cut of his merch after giving him a "free" photoshoot. I'm sure he also tried to sell him NFTs seeing as he's in the scene with his girlfriend and Jon posted a long screed about people trying to get him to "do crypto or nft stuff" on Twitter right after it happened.
Jesus what a pest, I can't believe he still hovers around the fishtank contestants so much. However, Jon deserves to be scammed by him.
 
Sam didn't donate money to Andrew Anglin. He donated money to Anglin's legal defense because he was being sued by the same people who got World Peace cancelled. It was a symbolic "fuck you" to the journalists who had been begging him to apologize for his antisemitism.

It really had nothing to do with Anglin other than the fact that the case was high profile enough for people to notice. When questioned about it by a journalist, Sam's response was: "Don't worry about how I spend my money. Worry about when people start killing journalists."
 
It was originally written as "Jews rule" but the Jews made them change it.
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fishtank will never be picked up by a major network
 
thanks @Aristides for the heads up
Jimmy is now a model! he just did a photoshoot with cvatik (Steven Gindler). Apparently this is the same photographer who scammed Jon. idk I wasnt following then but I believe it
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Calling it now Jimmy is going to end up just like Jon completely failing to use his mild fame as the house retard to do anything.
 
Calling it now Jimmy is going to end up just like Jon completely failing to use his mild fame as the house retard to do anything.
Hard to call right now. Jon severely lacked self awareness and wasn't funny. People laughed at him, not with him and that hasn't changed post-Tank. Jimmy is a sperg no doubt but he seems to understand his position.
 
Hard to call right now. Jon severely lacked self awareness and wasn't funny. People laughed at him, not with him and that hasn't changed post-Tank. Jimmy is a sperg no doubt but he seems to understand his position.
Jimmy is also a edgelord who thrives on the attention he's gotten from being on the show. They gayops he and the discord trannies cooked up are proof enough that he thinks he's funnier than he is and he doesn't realize that the majority of people are laughing at him, not with him.
 
Jimmy is also a edgelord who thrives on the attention he's gotten from being on the show. They gayops he and the discord trannies cooked up are proof enough that he thinks he's funnier than he is and he doesn't realize that the majority of people are laughing at him, not with him.
The major issue is Jimmy is not funny on his own. He is the joke. This is something he doesn't seem to understand. When he tried to be funny on his own during fishtank he just came off as an autistic redditor spouting off memes to the point where people called him Reddit Jimmy.
 
He never denied the tranny posts which is incredibly suspect. It makes the whole Lubecooch thing so much more ironic.
 
Speaking of merch, does anyone know the quality of their shirts?
It greatly depends on the shirt, I got two of the fan design shirts. One has lasted really well, the print quality pretty good.

The other one? Graphic is starting to peel off badly, I'm assuming cause the shirt wasn't heat pressed well enough. The graphic was sticky and I tried sealing it myself with no luck.

I'd say wait a few days or something, let them get all the fucked ones through. I feel like my second shirt was fucked cause I bought it pretty much immediately.
 
Has he denied the 4chan tranny chasing at all? He denied the deviant art account, but I don't recall him denying those posts.
He never denied the tranny posts which is incredibly suspect. It makes the whole Lubecooch thing so much more ironic.

He denied it when TTS brought it up on the show. He said it was his "crazy Russian ex" posting that stuff on 4chan using his kik account name. I'll see if I can find a clip.
 
Jimmy is also a edgelord who thrives on the attention he's gotten from being on the show. They gayops he and the discord trannies cooked up are proof enough that he thinks he's funnier than he is and he doesn't realize that the majority of people are laughing at him, not with him.
I know summer got her own section in the farms? Did jimmy get one? Do we need one for him or is it a give it time situation?
 
fishtank will never be picked up by a major network
Hey, wake up, listen!
It’s 2024, Fishtank would never see major networking since day one of season 1.
Even in 2001 it would be questionable at best. This isn’t a new revelation unless ya was born yesterday

People lost their rights to do what they want with what they want the moment we deputized banks, but fuck them. “Major networks” are not a sign of success, it’s a sign of being a sell out. I hope we see more online shows in the future (divorced from centralized platforms)
 
I know summer got her own section in the farms? Did jimmy get one? Do we need one for him or is it a give it time situation?
i think the summer thread itself is superfulous, and she's way more unhinged than reddit jimmy, unless he really amps up his tranny chasing game.
 
The major issue is Jimmy is not funny on his own. He is the joke. This is something he doesn't seem to understand. When he tried to be funny on his own during fishtank he just came off as an autistic redditor spouting off memes to the point where people called him Reddit Jimmy.
I am ready for the Jimmy Jon crossover.


Jimmy is also a edgelord who thrives on the attention he's gotten from being on the show. They gayops he and the discord trannies cooked up are proof enough that he thinks he's funnier than he is and he doesn't realize that the majority of people are laughing at him, not with him.
Gayops? this is the first i've heard of this.

I know summer got her own section in the farms? Did jimmy get one? Do we need one for him or is it a give it time situation?
Honestly I'd prefer it all stay in here. This thread is at its best with more traffic and needless separate cow threads just take away from this thread.
 
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