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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 64 8.0%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 93 11.6%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 183 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 414 51.4%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%
  • Total voters
    805
Pentamidine said:
There's plenty of actual failures of the crew and planning to go after, stop fucking inventing shit, holy fuck. Ya'll treat Chickengate like conservatives saying everything the Obama administration did was disqualifying/impeachable/etc. Grow the fuck up
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Counterpoint: comparing animal neglect and abuse to racism is stupid. And while I agree with statements like this:
Pentamidine said:
ITT retards who have never known anyone who's kept chickens, holy fucking shit. Unheated garage? Chickens live in plywood coops that only exist to keep them safe from predators like foxes. Living in a garage for a few nights is like chicken heaven. I'm sure they would have appreciated some straw to sit on but jesus christ
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They're undercut because it was still snowy outside, meaning it was too cold to not have a heat lamp.
Pentamidine said:
they were holding smelling salt bottles for chickens to whiff then run away
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And respiratory systems on birds are delicate. Sure, it's "just smelling salts" but that's really harmful to the chickens. They were also stuck indoors with the cigarette smoke being blown on them, with nowhere to escape.

It's a big deal because it encapsulates just how careless they were.
No plan for what to do with the chickens.
No plan once they were done with the chickens.
Chickens weren't being entertaining? Oh, well...have the fish fuck with them, have Frank abuse them a little. It's production in a nutshell.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
Tay was blackout drunk you retard we've already been over this.
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Worse than that even. Blackout drunk as a direct result of production peer pressuring her into drinking more booze in the name of winning a challenge that would 'benefit her in the finals'. And then given weed. And then heavily peer pressured by Frank Hassle into kissing her. The three most common ways that shitbags secure dubious consent from women(altered mental state, implicit power dynamics, peer pressure) were literally all used in the same event and it's pretty impressive Tay held on as long as she did. Most of the people criticizing these actions probably watched to the end and are the types that don't want to see something really entertaining get laid low by the wiggers doing something retarded and possibly illegal.
 
Hello. I have no idea what's happening anymore in this, but I have actually raised chickens before, including for a time in sub 30 degree weather. Chickens, especially breeds you will readily find in New England, are perfectly capable of surviving very very low temperatures. I have gone out in over a yard (meter) of snow in minus twenty to feed and water hens who were doing just fine in a thin wood box. Chickens will live about as cold as you need, but the critical point is that you let them gradually adapt. All they need is a dry environment that is ventilated, but sheltered from the wind. That's it. Keep them protected from wind, give them a fresh dry layer of bedding, and they will survive whatever you throw at them. If you give them more heat, they're more likely to die. One power outage, your heat source dies, and the temperature drops 60ºF (30ºC) and they all die of shock.
anliteralidiot said:
They're undercut because it was still snowy outside, meaning it was too cold to not have a heat lamp.
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Anyone who suggests heat lamps below the arctic circle is a retard. And anyone raising chickens above the arctic circle is also a retard.
anliteralidiot said:
And respiratory systems on birds are delicate. Sure, it's "just smelling salts" but that's really harmful to the chickens. They were also stuck indoors with the cigarette smoke being blown on them, with nowhere to escape.
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This is truer though, don't keep chickens in that kind of environment.
 
Dixieland Buckaroo said:
we could squeeze another dozen pages out of it
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Chuck McGill said:
Worse than that even. Blackout drunk as a direct result of production peer pressuring her into drinking more booze in the name of winning a challenge that would 'benefit her in the finals'. And then given weed. And then heavily peer pressured by Frank Hassle into kissing her. The three most common ways that shitbags secure dubious consent from women(altered mental state, implicit power dynamics, peer pressure) were literally all used in the same event and it's pretty impressive Tay held on as long as she did. Most of the people criticizing these actions probably watched to the end and are the types that don't want to see something really entertaining get laid low by the wiggers doing something retarded and possibly illegal.
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It has begun.
 
Swamp_Donkey said:
moralfagging for chickens and still not a single post about trish getting slapped in the face lol. truly no one liked that girl.
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It doesn't look like he actually hit her though? And anyway, it was just a preview for the sequel to Fishtank: "Beating Trish".


Also, Greg tried sitting on the chair Fatty broke the night before. It did not end well.
 
I'd also further like to comment that while I love my hens, chickens are coldhearted monsters and you should not shed a tear for them dying ever. For one, several million die every day, so you'd run out of tears in a few seconds, for two, while it is a cliche, they are related to dinosaurs and will happily hunt in packs to murder anything smaller than them, and they don't really care if their prey is dead. I've seen some shit happen to mice and snakes that makes cats torturing critters looks tame.

Edit: Everything I just said applies ten times over to roosters, plus the rape, so really, really never feel bad for a rooster dying of literally any cause ever.
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
I've been saying for a long time Sam gets a free pass for doing the exact same lazy shit Jet does. People like him more so he gets a pass. Can you imagine if Jet went to twitter and said "any ideas for the next challenge guys?" the reaction that would get? Sam does it and no one cares. It's lol.
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Key difference being that Sam doesn't talk about how much better he is than that and shows genuine appreciation for the audience. Jet spent the time between seasons talking down to fans for not sucking up to him and rewarding fans who showered him in praise while talking highly about himself.

Compare Jet's first tweet after the show to any of Sam's tweets after the show. Jet focuses on Jet.
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Sam focuses on others and does fan service.
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Sicko Hunter said:
Also "You could not pay me enough to step foot into that house" Bullshit. If you weren't blacklisted from Fishtank for shittalking Jet and Sam almost immediately after you left I guarantee you would be begging to go on.
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Betty and Jon will singlehandedly keep this thread alive between seasons. They are the content gifts that keep on giving.
Pentamidine said:
"People take animal abuse seriously" yeah actual abuse like torture, not smelling salts and thrown plates. The chickens were, at worse, neglected for 3 days. Chickens that, when bought, came in fucking cardboard boxes. They weren't stomping kittens they were holding smelling salt bottles for chickens to whiff then run away. The only people that could ever care about this would never watch a Sam Hyde production anyway, and any 'talent' that would be off put by this would be WAY more off put by Sam's style of irreverent humor.
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But...chickens cute and cuddly :(
Pentamidine said:
You know how you can tell when Hasan Piker is grasping at reasons to conclude that America Bad? His mind is going crazy trying to rationalize why some action is actually an evil fascist genocidal plot by the United States? That's you idiots trying to spin every little thing into what will finally take down Jet/Sam/FishTank for real this time. He Keeps Getting Away With It because what he's getting away with is actually literally nothing you are just imagining things, turning molehills into mountains and convincing yourself that Tayleigh eating a squid which she might (????) be allergic to will spawn a 1 billion dollar Alex Jones style lawsuit which will finally bankrupt the wiggers.
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Yeah idk what's up with that, there's definitely been a lot more reddit tier sperging this time around. Although just to correct the record, people want Jet to go bankrupt, not the wiggers in general.
Chuck McGill said:
Most of the people criticizing these actions probably watched to the end and are the types that don't want to see something really entertaining get laid low by the wiggers doing something retarded and possibly illegal.
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Yeah, I like Sam Hyde, and I like fishtank. I watched it til the end cause I truly appreciate the show and want it to get better and I only get frustrated and angry at Jet because I simply care enough to do so. I want it to succeed and not to get shitcanned because of lawsuits. Also shitting on jet is the most cathartic thing ever omg, have you tried it? I swear the pure bliss of seeing jet miserable is like the new digital heroine. I would be okay with Jet being on next season if Sam used him as a prop for challenges more.
Jelq Cloaca said:
It doesn't look like he actually hit her though? And anyway, it was just a preview for the sequel to Fishtank: "Beating Trish".
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA, THIS IS WHAT SOME PEOPLE WERE CLAIMING WAS TRISH GETTING SLAPPED?! HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA YOU CAN LITERALLY SEE SAM CLAP HIS HANDS TOGETHER TO MAKE A SLAPPING SOUND HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA AHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHUFDSFJHAS.
 
How Tayleigh wasn't given a consolation prize like Letty was is beyond me. Allowing a young, impressionable (autistic?) woman to debase herself while knowing full well you have your "main character" already picked out? It legitimately feels gross to think about. They clearly disliked her for the crime of being.... too much of a fan? Poor girl got fucked over.
 
CoolFool said:
Greg
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It seems that he had been rented a room in a hotel after the show and is likely waiting for his flight home. He was in Brian's instagram story walking around the city so he probably slept in and is now organizing his flight home.
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He has been liking and retweeting a lot of stuff from the show that the community made. Its remarkable that this guy who was effectively strongarmed/kidnapped by threat of non-payment into the show ended up being one of the few genuinely uplifting things in the last week or two of the show. Hopefully he can translate the interest in him lately into a batch of content that can capture a larger audience. Provided that you don't backstab him and talk shit, Sam will be loyal and try to support you to the best of his ability without doing damage to himself, Greg ended up being a decent shot in the arm of levity in the show during its final days, but the problem was that he was dealing with contestants and freeloaders that were ridden into the dirt and were hard to play off of, particularly when he first arrived and was dispirited himself.

 
Voland said:
How Tayleigh wasn't given a consolation prize like Letty was is beyond me. Allowing a young, impressionable (autistic?) woman to debase herself while knowing full well you have your "main character" already picked out? It legitimately feels gross to think about. They clearly disliked her for the crime of being.... too much of a fan? Poor girl got fucked over.
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Nigger, she was an MDE and Fishtank fan before applying. She knew what was going to happen. And she still got money from the challenges (like 10k?), it's not like she went home with nothing.
 
attractive_pneumonia said:
It seems that he had been rented a room in a hotel after the show and is likely waiting for his flight home. He was in Brian's instagram story walking around the city so he probably slept in and is now organizing his flight home.
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He has been liking and retweeting a lot of stuff from the show that the community made. Its remarkable that this guy who was effectively strongarmed/kidnapped by threat of non-payment into the show ended up being one of the few genuinely uplifting things in the last week or two of the show. Hopefully he can translate the interest in him lately into a batch of content that can capture a larger audience. Provided that you don't backstab him and talk shit, Sam will be loyal and try to support you to the best of his ability without doing damage to himself, Greg ended up being a decent shot in the arm of levity in the show during its final days, but the problem was that he was dealing with contestants and freeloaders that were ridden into the dirt and were hard to play off of, particularly when he first arrived and was dispirited himself.

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god damn what a good edit. great use of the greg cam.
 
attractive_pneumonia said:
He has been liking and retweeting a lot of stuff from the show that the community made. Its remarkable that this guy who was effectively strongarmed/kidnapped by threat of non-payment into the show ended up being one of the few genuinely uplifting things in the last week or two of the show.
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Greg being a borderline kidnapping victim is my favorite bit of the show hands down.
 
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