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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 64 8.0%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 93 11.6%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 183 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 414 51.4%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%
  • Total voters
    805
I just assume it was Josie or Bex who decided the plan of "just leave the chickens outside" was stupid, because I don't believe the wiggers have any empathy whatsoever.
 
S.C.U.D. said:
I just assume it was Josie or Bex who decided the plan of "just leave the chickens outside" was stupid, because I don't believe the wiggers have any empathy whatsoever.
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I’m hoping New Vegas cowboy medic followed Josie and Bex too I’m hoping he will get a good karma run (not that karma matters in New Vegas).
 
S.C.U.D. said:
I just assume it was Josie or Bex who decided the plan of "just leave the chickens outside" was stupid, because I don't believe the wiggers have any empathy whatsoever.
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I assume it was Josie as she is the only one who actually cared about the real life fish they had in the Living room and Bedroom 3 going out of her way to actually clean the tanks and look after the sick Betta fish.
 
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Did anyone make a THIRD PLACE WORLD joke about Tayleigh losing? Seems a missed opportunity if someone didn't.

Even though I don't like her I'm kinda bummed she came in third. Would have liked to see her finish at least second and I would have accepted the results if she won outright. She had some good content but unfortunately also some bad moments here and there.
 
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Pentamidine said:
The article says production contacted the animal rescue organization to give them the chickens. Pearl clutching about them joking about ditching the birds on the highway is pretty silly.
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I honestly believe Sam and Jet were going to dump the chickens on the side of the highway.

They clearly bought the chickens and had no plans for them. The chickens were in an unheated garage in cardboard boxes.

They were making the chickens inhale smelling salts. What kind of violent sociopath does that to an animal?

They didn't have roosting bars, grit available, or any of the things chickens need to be happy.

The fact a rescue organization had to step in just shows how shitty these people like Jet actually are. They made their poor planning the overstretched rescue organization's problem.

The same idiots abused Trish with the 'water cure ', let dangerous violent retard Jimmy into the show almost hurt several women, and let Frank molest Tay when she was so drunk she was falling over.
 
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attractive_pneumonia said:
Even people like Betty could tell that the second half of the season was starting to get extremely hostile and the vibe was really offputting.
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I never thought I would agree with Betty on anything but here we are. Season 2 undeniably has far darker atmosphere overall to it then season 1. The main reason being violence was almost commonplace in it. In season 1 the nearest thing we got to an actual fight was Fatty impotently rushing at Letty while screaming and spitting in her face.

Also "You could not pay me enough to step foot into that house" Bullshit. If you weren't blacklisted from Fishtank for shittalking Jet and Sam almost immediately after you left I guarantee you would be begging to go on.
 
Swamp_Donkey said:
damn this show was good
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That was a better edit than the official ones for season one. I also found it funny that there was very little footage of the last 2 or 3 weeks. It’s weird how different the show felt from the start of the season to where it ended.


“Thats easy for you to say, there are starving Africans in Rhode Island who needed that fried chicken, man.”

My god your right poor dumbgay :'(
 
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People are pushing a lot of blame for the chicken fiasco (and all the other problems besides) onto Jet and the other wigs, but there's no way anything like that would happen without Sam's involvement too.

In fact quite a few users in this thread seem to be operating under the mistaken belief that Sam Hyde is a good person. Don't get me wrong, I love Fishtank, but it is clearly the product of a deeply corrupted soul.
 
flamboyant cuttlefish said:
People are pushing a lot of blame for the chicken fiasco (and all the other problems besides) onto Jet and the other wigs, but there's no way anything like that would happen without Sam's involvement too.

In fact quite a few users in this thread seem to be operating under the mistaken belief that Sam Hyde is a good person. Don't get me wrong, I love Fishtank, but it is clearly the product of a deeply corrupted soul.
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I've been saying for a long time Sam gets a free pass for doing the exact same lazy shit Jet does. People like him more so he gets a pass. Can you imagine if Jet went to twitter and said "any ideas for the next challenge guys?" the reaction that would get? Sam does it and no one cares. It's lol.
 
flamboyant cuttlefish said:
People are pushing a lot of blame for the chicken fiasco (and all the other problems besides) onto Jet and the other wigs, but there's no way anything like that would happen without Sam's involvement too.

In fact quite a few users in this thread seem to be operating under the mistaken belief that Sam Hyde is a good person. Don't get me wrong, I love Fishtank, but it is clearly the product of a deeply corrupted soul.
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I don't think Sam was involved and not because of a misapprehension of his morality but because he's busier than the rest of the Wigger underlings. His time is actually worth something whereas the others sit in the basement and do the bare minimum to keep any of the show running.

The boss is spinning plates to keep things running. Remember in S1 when Jet fucked up RE: hosting and Sam had to fix it? Magnify that on every issue.

Sam probably didn't have a plan for the chickens because he assumed one of his retard employees had a plan for the chickens. He was wrong. Jet sat there like a fat, smug lump with no ideas and no reason to believe he needed to have any.
 
trash cat said:
The chickens were in an unheated garage in cardboard boxes.
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ITT retards who have never known anyone who's kept chickens, holy fucking shit. Unheated garage? Chickens live in plywood coops that only exist to keep them safe from predators like foxes. Living in a garage for a few nights is like chicken heaven. I'm sure they would have appreciated some straw to sit on but jesus christ

You guys think the chicken stories will have an appreciative impact on the show going forward? Sam is a fucking white nationalist that donated to Andrew Anglin and has said the N word openly in both seasons of the show. He's opened both seasons by having contestants segregate white from brown rice "but it's not a race thing". He put contestants in black face to hide then brought in a black guy to find them and they had to shout "OOGA BOOGA" when found. You people are fucking stupid, god damn.

"People take animal abuse seriously" yeah actual abuse like torture, not smelling salts and thrown plates. The chickens were, at worse, neglected for 3 days. Chickens that, when bought, came in fucking cardboard boxes. They weren't stomping kittens they were holding smelling salt bottles for chickens to whiff then run away. The only people that could ever care about this would never watch a Sam Hyde production anyway, and any 'talent' that would be off put by this would be WAY more off put by Sam's style of irreverent humor.

You know how you can tell when Hasan Piker is grasping at reasons to conclude that America Bad? His mind is going crazy trying to rationalize why some action is actually an evil fascist genocidal plot by the United States? That's you idiots trying to spin every little thing into what will finally take down Jet/Sam/FishTank for real this time. He Keeps Getting Away With It because what he's getting away with is actually literally nothing you are just imagining things, turning molehills into mountains and convincing yourself that Tayleigh eating a squid which she might (????) be allergic to will spawn a 1 billion dollar Alex Jones style lawsuit which will finally bankrupt the wiggers.

There's plenty of actual failures of the crew and planning to go after, stop fucking inventing shit, holy fuck. Ya'll treat Chickengate like conservatives saying everything the Obama administration did was disqualifying/impeachable/etc. Grow the fuck up
 
Pentamidine said:
There's plenty of actual failures of the crew and planning to go after, stop fucking inventing shit, holy fuck. Ya'll treat Chickengate like conservatives saying everything the Obama administration did was disqualifying/impeachable/etc. Grow the fuck up
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While I still find this site to be the best place to discuss Fishtank, I agree that the constant ambulance chasing is really fucking annoying. First the freaking out over two consenting adults kissing, and now this. I take every word from that article with a grain of salt.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
I never thought I would agree with Betty on anything but here we are. Season 2 undeniably has far darker atmosphere overall to it then season 1. The main reason being violence was almost commonplace in it. In season 1 the nearest thing we got to an actual fight was Fatty impotently rushing at Letty while screaming and spitting in her face.
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eatler said:
That was a better edit than the official ones for season one. I also found it funny that there was very little footage of the last 2 or 3 weeks. It’s weird how different the show felt from the start of the season to where it ended.
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Season 2 had a lot of levity and joy to it until somewhere shortly before the time Jimmy was kicked. There was basically zero need for freeloaders because the contestants were funny when interacting with each other and fully capable of filling all of the dead air. I don't know what really happened but the show just took an extremely dark turn and turned into some sort of evil psychological experiment you hear from the 1950s-1970s period of time.
 
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