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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 65 8.1%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 93 11.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 183 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 414 51.4%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%
  • Total voters
    806
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Polyboros2 said:
I didn't think Season 1 was very good. I thought it had potential though, I didn't watch the last 3 weeks of Season 1 as, after Jon left I didn't think there was anyone interesting left on the show. I just sort of followed along with the thread.
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I get that Jon had his retard charm but you really didn't think anyone in the house after Jon left was interesting? Really? Jon's personality was incredibly one dimensional. He was an autistic guy obsessed with alpha male andrew tate shit. That was it. I just find it strange of all people Jon was the person to make you quit watching the show.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
I get that Jon had his retard charm but you really didn't think anyone in the house after Jon left was interesting? Really? Jon's personality was incredibly one dimensional. He was an autistic guy obsessed with alpha male andrew tate shit. That was it. I just find it strange of all people Jon was the person to make you quit watching the show.
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Josie was boring if you didn't want to jerk to her, Sylvia was boring and hideous to look at, Vance was just boring, and I never liked Letty. Jon wasn't great, he was just a raft of a personality in a house full of disaffected youths( and Letty who I didn't like).
 
I personally feel like the show gets worse any time frank hangs around for a long period of time, he always focuses one person and makes every challenge "survive frank messing with you"
 
At the end of the day I was entertained, that's all I can ask for. Did Jet fuck things up? Of course, but I liked the cast and some of the stuff the wiggers did was funny. The house looked amazing at the end. TJ is a nice little simpleton and I hope that 50k just hangs around as a nice safety net in case something really bad happens to him. Tay was robbed and at the end is my favorite, she's the strong female character companies are always trying to create except she does it organically. Shinji, my first picked in my grand bet has let me down. There are many qualities to admire about Japanese people but constitution is not one of them. If I'm ever up against a nip in anything I'll remember to just outlast the fucker.

Will Jet Neptroon listen to people calling him a retard for next season? Will the Kiwi Farms thread be any less hostile next season? Will Fatty get his shit together and stop looking like a god damned mutant?

No! But I'll watch it anyway. JET IT UP!
 
Swamp_Donkey said:
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My dude, your both pink. That ain't the flex you think it is.

That being said, how could you guys miss the carefully coded Evangelion reference in the ending?! Everyone gathered around, clapping and congratulating the final protagonists and the show abruptly ending on that note was obviously an analog to Evangelion's final episode! Clearly Shinji was the true winner of the fishtank!
 
Sicko Hunter said:
I get that Jon had his retard charm but you really didn't think anyone in the house after Jon left was interesting? Really? Jon's personality was incredibly one dimensional. He was an autistic guy obsessed with alpha male andrew tate shit. That was it. I just find it strange of all people Jon was the person to make you quit watching the show.
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The next 20 pages after Jon left were bitching about how the show was unwatchable without him.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
I get that Jon had his retard charm but you really didn't think anyone in the house after Jon left was interesting? Really? Jon's personality was incredibly one dimensional. He was an autistic guy obsessed with alpha male andrew tate shit. That was it. I just find it strange of all people Jon was the person to make you quit watching the show.
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If you didn't like Letty, your only choices for "interesting" was Sylvia being white trash, Damiel being a chigger plant, Vance "yeah"ing (outside of the schizo arc), and Josie. It's a fair criticism.

Personally, that didn't stop me from watching, and I felt it wasn't a complete waste of my time.
 
lurkerplsdontcancelme said:
Has anyone here listened to any of Sam's recent (2023-24) comedy sketches? Are they any good? I doubt they are because I don't hear much about them.
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I listened to the whole Buffalo thing that was replied to you, and it was pretty damn bad, no wonder he's trying to wipe it from the net.
I feel like PGL is actually pretty good, maybe because of Nick+crew(Charls sucks), but also just because they can trim the bad stuff and they sorta have a script to go off of(doc with links+ideas). Standup, not so much, it's like actually being there with him, and feeling how awkward everything is, and feels like the "never meet your heroes" thing. Somebody's internet persona is rarely how they are irl, and this seems to show.
Just look at all standup ever, it pales in comparison to The Office or Always Sunny, and at best there's like a minute of clips from a huge session that's actually good, that're reused at each venue or event until it no longer has impact. Planning and writing make shit that hits hardest, and you can figure shit out before you make it public for all to see. The reason those shows did well is because all the people had at least a few funny things to offer, and even the same goes for WP1 with Sam, Nick, and Charls all contributing to make good stuff. Doing everything by yourself when it comes to stuff like this is limiting, and probably why standup queers have ghost writers.
If you've watched a lot of the PGLs and stream highlights, you've probably seen all of the standup stuff, but it's surprisingly BETTER when it's months or years fresher. I guess there's only so many funny ideas one can have, and you sorta fall back on "ol reliables".
With all this I'm kinda leaning off of Scuffed and live Sam as I feel that I've heard what they currently have to offer, and new funny stuff is fewer and farther between for me. The tank is still good because it's new people except for motherfucking fatty, so a lot of it still feels unique even if the bit has been done before, because of fresh people reacting. Obviously FT fans being contestants fucked up a lot of the "new" feelings, but even then there was still good stuff.
I'll still watch highlights/edited stuff of the normal streams as I'm sure there's still gonna be funny stuff, but my time is too valuable to sift through 3 hours of muck and boring houses or interrupting Chris just for a gold 3 minute chimp out nugget. I've got The Great War to watch after all.
I'm hyped for WP2, but the standup thing really just feels like a way to rebuild popularity, hype WP2, and make more easy money. It'll likely all be funneled into WP3, Joyride, and more gay cars. I feel like I've even heard Sam say that a few times, that it's all a means to "greater shit".
 
Polyboros2 said:
Sylvia was boring and hideous to look at
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Sylvia was not boring dude. I would go as far as to say she was very underrated as far as season 1 fish. She would argue and meltdown over TTS and got into a great rivalry with Letty. Her fiery white trash Oklahoma personality was perfect for the show. She also had her standout moment fighting with Frank over her mattress where she dominated the night.
 
@Meth Until Death This man is the best Aussie we have on the whole site. I hope you're able to have millions of bastard children with Trish you madman

It's been fun fellow Taytriots o7. I hope the people who are going to spam Tay with her nudes and the Frank videos get bored quickly. Very sad that she's all the way in 3rd after all the shit she was put through, she's a true warrior
 
It's been a pleasure, friends. Glad to have finally stopped lurking and created an account to come shit up this thread and Sneedchat with my newfag posting. Looking forward to over-analyzing the way a bunch of wiggers tard-wrangle a group of autists and budding sex pests in Season 3. /o7
 
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