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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 65 8.1%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 93 11.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 183 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 414 51.4%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%

  • Total voters
    806
if anyone has ever played paintball you will know that they dont actually leave all that much paint. the idea of tallying who has the most paint is retarded. the winner is gonna end up being whoever has the brightest colored paint.
 
They either redid this or it was originally when Britney (Abigail) was in the tank. She mis-spoke or intentionally spoke (I don't know how much prompting she had from production to fuck with Jimmy) and made Jimmy convinced that she had the scarab. That was one of the things that made Jimmy extremely paranoid and suspicious of her before the mallet incident
It wasn't Jimmy that started this, it was Tay. She noticed Britney was fumbling her backstory, starting with her name, and her accent didn't line up to where she lived and told Jimmy that Britney was there to fuck with them. Jimmy that started to lose his mind when Shinji stole their furniture he looked over at Britney and thought she was laughing at Tay and Jimmy for getting the stuff stolen. Tay also went TJ and told him to "Think with this head, not that one" because a new blond girl came into the house right after Taylor.
 
One of those things that probably sounded great in production that didn't really translate that well to execution.
 
Is anyone even hitting anyone? It doesn't look like it lol

Another example of challenges that should have been thought out and tested before having the fish do them.

Edit: Game has to pause because Tay's gun needs more C02. Sounds like the only person who's gotten shot so far is Greg by Tay (it was an accident).
 
Another example of challenges that should have been thought out and tested before having the fish do them.
it would be fine if they just did regular paintball 1v1s and had people call their shots. this whole “mag dump until theyre covered in paint” idea is whats retarded.
 
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Croatian warriors showing off his gun skills

I missed the start of it, so Shinji isn't even playing? Jesus, what a cluster.
he was shot and fell immediately they told him to hide behind bar. great idea since greg got headshoted there
 
Funny story. Sam hates artificial smells. It’s the thing he hates the most. That’s why he basically had a panic attack while smelling the paint balls.
 
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