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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 88 11.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 171 22.3%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.8%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    767
Tay’s entire facade has been shattered by Frank. She basically cries implied sexual harassment when he gets near her. The fact that Trisha has less endorsements than her shows how many weird simps watch the show. Tay = worst fish
I think Tay is the second worst fish after Shinji. The weebs and simps ruin the show by rigging polls with tokens. If there is a season 3 the wiggers need to get rid of the poll rigging shit.
 
Will the video post now? Jet's punishment (yesterday morning).
 
I don't like Shinji because he's not aggressive enough. I could care less about anime. If Shinji could be more willing to cause chaos amongst the fish without production prodding him to be more assertive. Then I would have no problem endorsing Shinji.
If we talk about all fish than he is not among the most entertaining, but among the remaining he is at the top. Well done Jet.
Production needs to light a fire under their assess. Getting Shinji to go after Trish and Trish to go after Shinji is a good start.
 
Full video of the Tay's Hassling by Cameron Williams (Frank) in B3. Cameron comes in, has a good struggle with TJ, eventually throws him. Gets to Tay and throws her down onto the bed. She snaps and smacks him saying "don't fucking touch me"

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Still of Frank throwing Tay down
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I think it is extremely easy here to see why she snapped. If she has been a victim of sexual violence as she claims, I'm sure this would bring back some bad memories. Contrary to some takes on this thread (and a lot on x.com), this wasn't just part of some bit to show that she's not afraid of Frank or something.

This gives some answers to some questions asked in this thread:

This wasn't something she consciously chose to do. Seemed to be a pretty automatic reaction to this. (And she has also been more assertive today in general, but I guarantee she would do this if it happened yesterday too)


And takes like this are retarded. (or as Ben would say, fucking retarded)

I agree with this. Wasn't Tay's angle on the challenge to do what Frank told her? It wasn't like Frank had her licking shoes out of nowhere, it was for the challenge.

Frank may have not even done anything on purpose. In the melee he may have just grabbed or brushed against something on accident and if Tay has issues from SA in the past then that would do it. I did see them shaking hands 10 minutes later.
 
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Your hatred towards anime blinds you to the reality of Shinji being an entertaining contestant.
I don't know, Shinji has a Reddit quality to him that really puts me off him, doing heckin kooky completely worksafe stuff and then having a bunch japanophiles upboating it as HECKIN wholesome ZANY chungus, Shinjibros come off like pensioners looking at kitty videos
I'm a platinum weeb, neither a xenophobe nor a -phile, but a xenorealist, and as a Japanese person Shinji is utterly submediocre and comes off exactly as he is, as an opportunistic coomer who lacks the test to rape but has just enough to grope women in trains and doghouses

he's a living grotesque reminder that Japanese invented anime just for the sake of drawing white women as children so they wouldn't be sexually intimidated by them as they fetishise them
 
Some random screencaps, mostly from yesterday, some from a day or two ago.

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fake straight dike
I have heard lots of takes that lesbians are faking it, and that bisexual women are faking it, but a fake straight woman is a new one. I appreciate that part of the appeal of Fishtank is to speculate on the hidden motives of the hosts and contestants, but that's a pretty wild take. Excited to see how it pans out!
 
I don't know, Shinji has a Reddit quality to him that really puts me off him, doing heckin kooky completely worksafe stuff and then having a bunch japanophiles upboating it as HECKIN wholesome ZANY chungus, Shinjibros come off like pensioners looking at kitty videos
I'm a platinum weeb, neither a xenophobe nor a -phile, but a xenorealist, and as a Japanese person Shinji is utterly submediocre and comes off exactly as he is, as an opportunistic coomer who lacks the test to rape but has just enough to grope women in trains and doghouses

he's a living grotesque reminder that Japanese invented anime just for the sake of drawing white women as children so they wouldn't be sexually intimidated by them as they fetishise them
So laughing at the Japanese prostitute referring to his semen as MY SONS IN MY BAWLS is reddit, but writing long winded word salad about how you are a "xenorealist" (lol) isn't redditor behavior? Sam does attract a certain kind of abject fucking retard.
 
Allie has left the tank. Sad, I liked her.

Chris's picture is on the freeloader tab. Wonder how long he'll be staying..
 
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