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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 65 8.1%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.6%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 183 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 414 51.3%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%
  • Total voters
    807
The Real Me said:
Sorry if somebody's already posted this but since the farms have been down, have we found a new VLC / mpv stream link like last time? I miss having 10 cams up at once like I'm Big Brother.
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@Pim Fortuyn @luigismanslave @HexFag @banquet
Figured you would be interested since you liked my original post, using this Chrome extention I've found the stream links from this bootleg stream that can be used with VLC and mpv. The only catch is that they are slightly delayed and you will need to manually create a playlist if you want to swap between them like on the official website.

Hallway Downstairs:

Dog House:

Kitchen:

Bar:

Lounge:

Living Room:

Hallway Upstairs:

Bedroom 1:

Bedroom 2:

Bedroom 3:

The Bunk:

The Attic:

I'm not the most knowledgeable on HTML or network streaming, so maybe somebody else will find a way to get the stream links directly from fishtank.live
 
First night I no lifed the show this season. Watching back the new AB video and it’s sad to see he gets a lot wrong/out of order. He’s better than LOTAN. But it’s clear he leaning into whatever story the clips tell.
 
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curbside2 said:
My working theory is that Brian couldn’t get it up and blamed TTS. I noticed he went out of his way to distance himself from Trish all night after the closet. Putting several people between him and Trish. There was even a moment where she was awkwardly standing behind him while he played cards. Impotency might explain his anger management and social issues despite being tall with good looks.
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Brian also knows what gooning is. Perhaps he gooned too hard and now can’t get it up with a real woman unless he surrounds himself in his goon cave

Also sudden realization it’s a stroke of genius for Jet to schedule this around the holidays. Parasocial relations from overly online people with no family or friends with have nothing but time will be locked in throwing money. Also might just save someone’s life from committing suicide too.
 
having them lift weights is a good habit to get them in. i wish they would also bust out air horns in the morning to make these lazy zoomers awaken before noon and keep judge segments to primetime hours so most in the US can watch live. tv jews figured this out decades ago why cant the wiggers?
 
The Real Me said:
I've found the stream links from this bootleg stream that can be used with VLC and mpv
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Thanks for posting this. I don't know why I didn't have this idea earlier, but here's an HTML file that uses the bootleg stream playlists to make it more like the official site. You have to manually switch streams first before anything will start to play when you first visit the page. Some browsers require you to hit the play button.

HTML: 
<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="en">
<head>
  <meta charset="UTF-8">
  <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
    <!-- Video.js library -->
  <link href="https://vjs.zencdn.net/7.14.3/video-js.css" rel="stylesheet">
  <script src="https://vjs.zencdn.net/7.14.3/video.js"></script>

  <!-- videojs-contrib-hls plugin -->
  <script src="https://cdnjs.cloudflare.com/ajax/libs/videojs-contrib-hls/5.15.0/videojs-contrib-hls.js"></script>
</head>
  <title>Fishtank LIVE</title>
</head>
<body>

  <h1>Fishtank Season 2</h1>

  <label for="streamSelect">Select Room:</label>
  <select id="streamSelect" onchange="changeStream()">
    <option value="Hallway Downstairs">Hallway Downstairs</option>
    <option value="Dog House">Dog House</option>
    <option value="Kitchen">Kitchen</option>
    <option value="Bar">Bar</option>
    <option value="Lounge">Lounge</option>
    <option value="Living Room">Living Room</option>
    <option value="Hallway Upstairs">Hallway Upstairs</option>
    <option value="Bedroom 1">Bedroom 1</option>
    <option value="Bedroom 2">Bedroom 2</option>
    <option value="Bedroom 3">Bedroom 3</option>
    <option value="The Bunk">The Bunk</option>
    <option value="The Attic">The Attic</option>
  </select>

  <button onclick="previousStream()">Previous</button>
  <button onclick="nextStream()">Next</button>
  <br><br>

  <video id="streamPlayer" class="video-js vjs-default-skin" controls width="640" height="360">
  <source src="" type="application/x-mpegURL">
  Your browser does not support the video tag.
  </video>

  <script>
    var streamLinks = {
      "Hallway Downstairs": "https://eu03.flowstreams.cx/fishtank-hallway-downstairs/tracks-v1a1/mono.m3u8",
      "Dog House": "https://eu03.flowstreams.cx/fishtank-dog-house/tracks-v1a1/mono.m3u8",
      "Kitchen": "https://eu03.flowstreams.cx/fishtank-kitchen/tracks-v1a1/mono.m3u8",
      "Bar": "https://eu03.flowstreams.cx/fishtank-bar/tracks-v1a1/mono.m3u8",
      "Lounge": "https://eu03.flowstreams.cx/fishtank-lounge/tracks-v1a1/mono.m3u8",
      "Living Room": "https://eu03.flowstreams.cx/fishtank-living-room/tracks-v1a1/mono.m3u8",
      "Hallway Upstairs": "https://eu03.flowstreams.cx/fishtank-hallway-upstairs/tracks-v1a1/mono.m3u8",
      "Bedroom 1": "https://eu03.flowstreams.cx/fishtank-bedroom-1/tracks-v1a1/mono.m3u8",
      "Bedroom 2": "https://eu03.flowstreams.cx/fishtank-bedroom-2/tracks-v1a1/mono.m3u8",
      "Bedroom 3": "https://eu03.flowstreams.cx/fishtank-bedroom-3/tracks-v1a1/mono.m3u8",
      "The Bunk": "https://eu03.flowstreams.cx/fishtank-the-bunk/tracks-v1a1/mono.m3u8",
      "The Attic": "https://eu03.flowstreams.cx/fishtank-attic/tracks-v1a1/mono.m3u8"
    };

  var currentStreamIndex = 0;
  var player = videojs("streamPlayer");

  // Register the videojs-contrib-hls plugin
  player.hls();

  function changeStream() {
    var select = document.getElementById("streamSelect");
    var selectedStream = select.value;

    player.src({
      src: streamLinks[selectedStream],
      type: "application/x-mpegURL"
    });

    player.play();
  }

  function nextStream() {
    var select = document.getElementById("streamSelect");
    var streamOptions = select.options;

    currentStreamIndex = (currentStreamIndex + 1) % streamOptions.length;

    select.selectedIndex = currentStreamIndex;
    changeStream();
  }

  function previousStream() {
    var select = document.getElementById("streamSelect");
    var streamOptions = select.options;

    currentStreamIndex = (currentStreamIndex - 1 + streamOptions.length) % streamOptions.length;

    select.selectedIndex = currentStreamIndex;
    changeStream();
  }
</script>

</body>
</html>
 
Lake Cresva Diver said:
having them lift weights is a good habit to get them in. i wish they would also bust out air horns in the morning to make these lazy zoomers awaken before noon and keep judge segments to primetime hours so most in the US can watch live. tv jews figured this out decades ago why cant the wiggers?
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These fish are usually up every morning around 8-10 AM lmao if anything it's a miracle considering some nights they don't go to bed till 4-5 AM. Production has yet to have to wake them up, unlike last season where it was every day past the first few.
 
Enig said:
I'm still impressed they haven't even attempted to wire up stereo mic inputs for the cameras, having not-mono audio would improve the ability to track voices/pick up whispering/mitigate dB clipping from screaming tenfold
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The cameras they're using (Axis 3245/65s) don't have stereo audio inputs, it only has a positive and a ground on it's connector. They probably also have it on default audio codec settings too, as I know you can make those cameras sound a bit better than the current set up.
 
Viewership halved!
Cute girls left, simps are forced to goon to TAYke rotten troon 4chan pussy
Nobody gives a fuck and Sam appearances dropped from 3-4 a day to 1.
Shut it down early and start preparing the season 3
 
The next few days are gonna be lower in views because of the holidays, which hopefully Jet and co expect and don't try to do stupid shit to get the views up.

Speaking of, any kind kiwis that are watching during the holidays, pls provide some summaries so it's easier for us to catch up :)
 
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