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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 65 8.0%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.6%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 184 22.6%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 419 51.5%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%
  • Total voters
    813
Marche said:
Summer is Letty 2.0
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lol what? Summer ended up a crying, puking mess over being bad at karate, she'd probably end up having a nervous breakdown if she went through half the shit Letty did in season 1 (and fucking thrived despite it all), she's like one of those small rodents which basically just die from being too frightened if you look at them funny.
 
DapperShark said:
lol what? Summer ended up a crying, puking mess over being bad at karate, she'd probably end up having a nervous breakdown if she went through half the shit Letty did in season 1 (and fucking thrived despite it all), she's like one of those small rodents which basically just die from being too frightened if you look at them funny.
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I just end up feeling bad for summer, she seems borderline helpless in this scenario and it's clearly aggravating her mental illnesses. she's not amusingly awkward, like jontent, and she's not bulletproof like letty and josie, she feels like she needs to stop being a bbc slut and join a therapy group to get past whatever the fuck happened to her
 
luigismanslave said:
I just end up feeling bad for summer, she seems borderline helpless in this scenario and it's clearly aggravating her mental illnesses. she's not amusingly awkward, like jontent, and she's not bulletproof like letty and josie, she feels like she needs to stop being a bbc slut and join a therapy group to get past whatever the fuck happened to her
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On the other hand she might need some tough love and exposure therapy. She's definitely not gonna get that in a clinical setting so this might be her only chance to flip to being normal. Goldstriker might be able to beat the self-victimization out of these kids
 
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Power couple.
 
Group is in the living room discussing the Goldstriker character, JC just mentioned wanting to know by the end of the show that Sam isn't really racist or sexist. Lol, lmao even.
 
What's the view count been like compared to S1? This thread seems a lot slower in comparison although there wasn't a chat feature at the beginning of season 1. I've tried using the website a few times and it's been glitchy so I've just been watching streams on YT.
 
Detective Cole had a cam talk in the bunks.

Short Summary: Talks about how he got everyone to think Jimmy was the plant. Says that he's going to get everyone to dog-pile on Brian, now that Jet told him that Jimmy is not the plant. His top two suspects are currently Brian and Trish. He thinks he has solved the case and that detective work suits him. Does all of this while intermittently coughing and talking with his hands.
 
luigismanslave said:
I just end up feeling bad for summer, she seems borderline helpless in this scenario and it's clearly aggravating her mental illnesses. she's not amusingly awkward, like jontent, and she's not bulletproof like letty and josie, she feels like she needs to stop being a bbc slut and join a therapy group to get past whatever the fuck happened to her
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Girls like this know crying and acting like this make everything easier for them, it will get very old very fast and nobody will feel any sympathy by the end.
 
What are the fucking odds during both season 1 and 2 Kiwifarms is having some of the worst issues with hosting it's had all year? Like the months leading up to this the site has been generally pretty stable and fine.
 
Jimmy was asked to show his "Christmas list"

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He knew some TTS were from the producers. He added "some pussy from trish" after said realization
 
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Bass Vendor said:
Detective Cole had a cam talk in the bunks.

Short Summary: Talks about how he got everyone to think Jimmy was the plant. Says that he's going to get everyone to dog-pile on Brian, now that Jet told him that Jimmy is not the plant. His top two suspects are currently Brian and Trish. He thinks he has solved the case and that detective work suits him. Does all of this while intermittently coughing and talking with his hands.
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This is everything Vance wanted to be in season one (he struggled to convince a literal retard to join his team). It's like he's just autistic enough to not realize he comes off as autistic and as a result thinks he's normal. Getting the house to believe somebody is a plant is no easy feat. He really makes you believe he's playing 4d chess.

I love this detective nigga like you wouldn't believe. I look forward to more of his successful schemes and investigating.
 
Cole is put in detective mode by Crew using a detective TTS voice. TTS starts off by saying “The light switches Cole, what do they mean???” Cole then goes around the house checking light switches.

The detective comes to rest at the doghouse after searching the light switches. For context Brian was moved upstairs to replace Megan seemingly for no reason.

TTS: Why was Brian moved up stairs? Just to chase the eyebrow girl in circles?

Cole: He was moved upstairs so we can talk about the investigation. (I think he meant discussing the investigation with TTS)

TTS: The infiltrators are kicked out if they’re found. They blend in like camo. Imagine what happens if they aren’t found.

Cole: I know who it is, so what’s the big deal? He’s up there. And he will be found. (Referring to Brian in b3.

TTS: Dogs belong here, it takes a bloodhound to track a sad sick puppy. Tuned nose. Let’s have a chat here tomorrow night Cole.

Cole: Ok, I’ll update you tomorrow.

Cole then goes back to b3. Where he checks the light switches in that room too lol.

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Noble Redditor said:
What's the view count been like compared to S1? This thread seems a lot slower in comparison although there wasn't a chat feature at the beginning of season 1. I've tried using the website a few times and it's been glitchy so I've just been watching streams on YT.
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I didnt even know it started until today
 
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