🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 65 8.0%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.6%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 184 22.6%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 419 51.5%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%
  • Total voters
    813
Logic said:
She looks like masahiro sakurai from that angle :story:
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Fuck off, Josie looks nothing like him.
 
JC is making fun of pronouns out the gate which is incredibly based. She also said that there's a weed problem that is somehow worse than the homeless problem.
 
Enig said:
If I go full retard and throw $200 down, what name do you guys want for the resulting clan, my current idea is "FOB-NZFC", short for "Forward Operating Base - New Zealand Farming Collective".
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NZFC is subtle enough that it isnt obvious but still makes sense imo
 
As someone from Oregon the girl from Portland bringing up weed as an issue is so weird to me. Like rampant homelessness, skyrocketing cost of living and political extremism are all major issues who gives a fuck about people smoking?
 
Sicko Hunter said:
As someone from Oregon the girl from Portland bringing up weed as an issue is so weird to me. Like rampant homelessness, skyrocketing cost of living and political extremism are all major issues who gives a fuck about people smoking?
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When every single customer facing employee you interact with is high you will understand.
 
It definitely feels like they selected women who would get the most simps, I wonder if they will do a thing with summer like they did the plushies with Josie, maybe it will be to give her some anti depressants for 500 dollars.
 
Negev said:
It definitely feels like they selected women who would get the most simps, I wonder if they will do a thing with summer like they did the plushies with Josie, maybe it will be to give her some anti depressants for 500 dollars.
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She already went on and on about going to flea markets to buy plushies.
 
Negev said:
It definitely feels like they selected women who would get the most simps, I wonder if they will do a thing with summer like they did the plushies with Josie, maybe it will be to give her some anti depressants for 500 dollars.
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there are thousands of thriftstores with millions of monster high dolls in them for $2 each. this is gonna be easy money
 
Jet gathers the group for pizza, and let them know there was flooding in the basement and the water will need to be shut off at one point. I presume the buckets of water played a part in that being truthful. A funny moment when Jet is explaining this:

Jet: "You all saw the tree that fell down..."

Woman (was listening not watching) "I was blindfolded..."

Jet waits a beat before repeating himself and carrying on. Unintentionally funny due to incompetence Jet is the best.
 
They ordered pizza. And gave swatting discordnigger subhumans another clue how to dox the house.


Hi Jet, I hope that Sam will turn your jaw into dust, you lobotomized, tranny-chasing, retarded FAGGOT.
 
hey, does anyone know about the "monkeydo3@hotmail.com" thats been written inside the fishtank?

a few people have said it out loud now and i want to figure out this email, but its a total random person.. this is probably a puzzle, right?
 
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