🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 65 8.0%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.6%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 184 22.6%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 419 51.5%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%

  • Total voters
    813
Cole can't find the light switch in the kitchen, so now he's cooking with a flashlight.

He found a hidden message behind the fridge, about a paper carrier.
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One of the first things Cole did after entering the house was open a window. One of the girls asked him if he was allowed to do that and he basically said "even if I'm not what are they going to do about it?" and then he started looking through every drawer and cabinet for "clues."
 
Cole seems to be under the impression that he's in a fair competition that he can win. He's treating this currently like an escape room. I wonder how crushed he's going to feel when he realizes the "game" is rigged towards the two thots that generate the most donos.
 
This photo from Summer's Twitter is perfect - a doll, booze, and a bottle of prescription medication.

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My wife tells me with with some authority that that is a "Monster High" doll and Summer's possession of it would be a massive red flag even ignoring all the pills. Apparently only BPD thots and legbeards who worship Harley Quinn have these dolls.

Idk, it's not as cool as Action Man.
 
No fat ugly pitbull type women this time.
They really did stack in favor of simbux
 
How do I get the stream to work? Already refreshed and cleared cache, it's stuck "loading".
 
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