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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 65 8.1%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.6%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 183 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 414 51.3%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%

  • Total voters
    807
Most /tv/ and 4chan threads in general are ephemeral. If someone brings up his past there it's gone after the thread is. If you talk about his past here it sticks around. I'd say he hates KF for the same reason as other lolcows do, it's cataloging every mistake for the world to see.
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Also, someone linked archives to posts he made on 4chan in sam hyde's thread. It was a thread where he fought with an ex gf that leaked dick pics. we know its him, because it was from a trippfag account, and he posted his face w/ timestamps on other boards.

It was in 2017 or something, so im sure hes grown as a person and regrets posting that stuff, but it is an embarrassing thing to have follow you.
 
I'm putting together some of the most horrific images from the edit of the show if anyone wants to contribute.
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Can someone explain to me why Jet hates the farms? /tv/ is way worse.
Jet is occasionally known to be a gay boy about things, we archive it and call him a gay boy. It upsets him, it’s a normal human reaction and double so if you’re artistic. They’re sensitive people.

Jet’s a young guy and he hasn’t figured it out yet, but if you’re making cool stuff you don’t get to have a personal social media presence. You have to be detached from that shit because it’s negative and it’s a distraction, it only serves to fuck up your mood. If you’re talking to hundreds of thousands of people about your opinions, you’re likely to piss off a portion of them and create your own acrimony. That’s why people like Taylor Swift have social media controllers, it’s a filter from all the shit.

He would be better served if he just cut it off, had one of the interns run the FishTank social and continue making stuff without talking much to the people in the audience. Let the cool shit speak for you, little autismo.
 
its crazy to think how the letty story goes. she just signed up because she was bored, she goes through hell and still gets fuck all money, then unlike everyone else trying to be an eceleb she fucks off to work some bullshit retail job. She could have easily gotten triple the donations of josie if she kept a regular schedule. hell her ability to think on her feet and contribute means she would have been an excellent producer of some crap. like others said her and sylvia should have at least been offered work.

how many zoomers would just walk off into the sunset after being part of such a huge part of a viral sensation? letty cares so much about earning an honest wage she refuses to stream if she thinks the audience gets too big. a modern day cincinnatus.
 
its crazy to think how the letty story goes. she just signed up because she was bored, she goes through hell and still gets fuck all money, then unlike everyone else trying to be an eceleb she fucks off to work some bullshit retail job. She could have easily gotten triple the donations of josie if she kept a regular schedule. hell her ability to think on her feet and contribute means she would have been an excellent producer of some crap. like others said her and sylvia should have at least been offered work.
I wouldn't say she got fuck all money especially considering they never said there'd be a 2nd place prize until it happened. Proof on her working retail? That's pretty funny if true. I don't watch any of the fishes streams but from what people have posted of hers it seems like she doesn't actually want to be e-famous or at least not get as much attention which is kind of bizzare considering she agreed to be on a reality show and played it hard, though ultimately it's pretty respectable.
 
which is kind of bizzare
thats why i made my comment, as others have said most reality show contestants or viral video nutcases are desperate for fame and especially in the last decade are trying to use the clout they get from having a little bit of fame and parlay it into a huge career a la elizabeth hasslebeck. Why is it the bagel boss guy did more with his 15 minutes of fame than our Canadian princess?
 
god the jet edits are so cucked in comparison. i flinched when he said we’re entering the last act because there’s MORE CONTENT LEFT TO COME THAN WE GOT FROM 1-5.
 
god the jet edits are so cucked in comparison. i flinched when he said we’re entering the last act because there’s MORE CONTENT LEFT TO COME THAN WE GOT FROM 1-5.
This really should have been more like 12 episodes with an hour or two of content each to cover each week in two halves
 
This really should have been more like 12 episodes with an hour or two of content each to cover each week in two halves
Looking back I can't believe how short the first episodes were. The pilot is just 31 minutes and the second episode is 25 minutes. They should have all been hour episodes from the start. Compressing a weeks worth of footage into 25 minutes without leaving out key moments is next to impossible.
 
forgot how good letty mogging sylvia was. the basement cam where she says she learned from frank makes it even better.
 
Josie won and was the most popular because she was the heckin kawaii waifu for /tv/ neckbeards to cum their pants over not because she was entertaining. By the time it came down to Letty, Josie and Vance she had already won the show just by being the most simped after. Sam basically admitted that in a conversation with Vance where he said that Letty winning would piss off the paypigs. She won by not being Letty.
Her "bizarre adventures" were her making little noises and playing with her plushies while other people in the house were talking and doing things.
 
Sylvia and Letty were the only females, not including Betty, giving most of the content recent episode release. Both arguing was extended because people love watching a catfight, while Josie was just in her room. I have no hatred towards Josie but its clear that Josie was just a money maker to the producers from paypigs who have a parasocial relation because she's autistic. I noticed during the CPS scene, Josie was barely giving any dialogue while Sylvia was the most vocal and funniest when acting with Ben.
 
Josie was funny as a wholesome counter to Letty, Betty, and Sylvia, same way Vance was the only normal straight white man in a house full of hysterical women and fags, but that's the beginning and end of her character arc.
 
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