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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 65 8.1%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 93 11.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 183 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 414 51.4%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%
  • Total voters
    806
The fact Jet completely left out the mattress fight between Sylvia and Frank is so disappointing and honestly bullshit. That to me was Franks best moment on the show. It was one of the few times he actually got someone to have a breakdown from his hassling. Leaving it out makes no sense at all. I enjoyed the detective stuff unlike most people in this thread but would HAPPILY have it cut for the Sylvia and Frank fight.
 
Blitzsneed said:
Someone on YouTube did. But not fully, sadly. @Aidan should have everything I hope.

I used to take that position, too. But Jet's ego spirals out of control and instead of listening to criticism he blocks and ignores everyone. And a little sidenote: He wants to see you kill yourself for using this forum lmao

Agreed. HASSLE DOCTRINE NOW.
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Just watching this video now and I've stated as much before but holy crap Jet's ego is completely massively overinflated with doing little to nothing to warrant it.
Can't believe how disrespectful he was talking to Frank here when Frank did them a huge favor being involved in Fishtank and was probably a large part why people continued to watch into the second half of the series.
I really tried to give Jet the benefit of the doubt initially but he's proven himself to be truly unlikable at almost every opportunity. We need Jet Neptune away from Sam and doing some treacherous and grueling manual labor until he realizes how fortunate he currently is or something. Are we getting near due for a separate Jet Neptune thread at this point?
 
lupinthethird said:
Are we getting near due for a separate Jet Neptune thread at this point?
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Pretty sure people have tried this before but he isn't interesting enough to sustain a dedicated thread. People talk about his old /r9k/ posts but nothing of interest was really in them.
 
My bad for double posting but the whole eating into the microphone thing he clearly is aping from Sam is just cringe when he does it. Jet clearly does care what people think about the show so the whole "I'm eating chicken wings haha I don't care" doesn't work. Sam gets away with it because he has charisma. Jet does not.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
Pretty sure people have tried this before but he isn't interesting enough to sustain a dedicated thread. People talk about his old /r9k/ posts but nothing of interest was really in them.
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There really needs to be updated requirements for what makes someone a cow, this reminds me of when there was a TTS saying that Letty would get her own Kiwi thread after the show.
 
Logic said:
There really needs to be updated requirements for what makes someone a cow, this reminds me of when there was a TTS saying that Letty would get her own Kiwi thread after the show.
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Agreed. Jet is not a lolcow. He's a weird guy but there isn't even close to enough material to make a thread on him. Lolcow does not mean "every person I dislike" that's never been what this site has been about.
 
UnLimiTed-Lbs said:
Honestly they could've added the Hassleing in the extra footage. The hot or not ranking dragged way too long and I just ended up skipping because it was so boring and same goes for the self-defense course. We barely saw Frank destroying more plushies, messing with Sylvia, trying to get Josie to reveal her feet, and being an enforcer for Simon and using fart spray on Letty. So much content from Frank has been left out and it was one of the main incentive for people to get memberships so they could get Frank into the tank.
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based on how the frank meter went up sporadically i am 100% certain that it was a scheme to get more memberships. frank was always going to show up at his scheduled days which were chosen far in advance so he could take off work.
 
Blitzsneed said:
Jet's just butthurt that Cobes said no.

Not surprised that they cut ties with each other. @Aidan we need to hear the bit, where Frank goes off at Jet. Help us niggas out.

Could you give a clip or the MATI stream where it was mentioned? I have no clue why he chimps out this hard about KF. Sam got his thread and a-logs too, but he does the smart thing and doesn't mention and ignores it.
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I forget if jet has his own thread here, but I remember jets dick pics getting leaked here. He is also cool with trannies so that is probably another aspect of it
 
Another weird editorial decision is that I think they have cut out every single storytime with Ben scene. When Simon got "canceled" there was a really funny one where Ben tried to tell a story about a time he did blackface and Simon immediately called Ben out on his bullshit. To quote president of the Fishtank: "This is like the worst motivational speech ever".
 
Sicko Hunter said:
Agreed. Jet is not a lolcow. He's a weird guy but there isn't even close to enough material to make a thread on him. Lolcow does not mean "every person I dislike" that's never been what this site has been about.
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I mean he's eccentric at worst. The last thing the site needs is more threads going on life support after a month or two.
Lake Cresva Diver said:
based on how the frank meter went up sporadically i am 100% certain that it was a scheme to get more memberships. frank was always going to show up at his scheduled days which were chosen far in advance so he could take off work.
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Lol, speaking of schemes. Remember when they artificially inflated the live viewer counts like 2-3 weeks in?

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It seems more and more likely that a kiwi cut is going to be in order fellas. Why does KF have to do it? Because it would be funny if a site that Jet hates did a better job than he did.
 
Logic said:
Lol, speaking of schemes. Remember when they artificially inflated the live viewer counts like 2-3 weeks in?
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Did they?
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Lowercase I internet said:
Leaving out things such as schizo Vance or Hassle consoling Chris is a travesty, as many people would consider those iconic. Those things are one the same level as Chris falling down the stairs in terms of being recognizable. How do you leave out Jon's boxing arc?
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These are all egregious examples, and really why I feel like it's not worth showing the show to my friends. I was excited talking to them about it watching live, and was really looking forward to a good TV show edit to show them. Instead it's some weekly low effort edit. I would have happily waited longer for a decent product, this "we are trying to correct it and increasing the edit length" like bro you didn't have this planned out AT ALL huh, nice "TV show"
 
Sicko Hunter said:
Did they?
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No way, where did this come from? I could have swore at one point the total live viewer count didn't match up with the total live viewer count of all the individual cams. The general consensus was that they were just adding like 3-4k to the final viewer count to make it look like the show wasn't falling off hard from the initial 20k+ it had week 1 . Egg on my face if this is real.
 
Just watching EP 6 and you know what absolutely does not sell Simon has been cancelled?

Jets goblin self sitting on the bed grinning like an absolute ape while Sam is showing him the headlines.

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