🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 407 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    780
kingcobrajfs explaining (coping) about why he's not going on fishtank season 2.

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Cobes was never going to be on fishtank. He can barely travel to his own family's home, having to be black out drunk and having an autistic freakout every time, they pacify him with booze and he sits in a corner. He would never travel, not without Clunt holding his hand the entire way and an IV of jack daniels to rhode island or wherever fishtank is.
 
This seems interesting:
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*tinfoil hat on*
the show is crammed with symbolism guys, it's the nature of a show that's designed to break you that your personal issues will be aired, but higher powers were at work

-jet was visited by the reincarnation of Ciara and forced to reenact for her the experience of having creepy annoying orbiters, to make fun of the orbiters and to at any cost not appear like a Josie orbiter because he was on camera. he was forced to constantly mock orbiting, while standing next to Ciara's reincarnation and while TTS was constantly reminding him that he is failing to not give off the vibe of orbiting her. The 4chan comments are eerie given there was no possible way that Jet could have planned to use Josie this way for four years, since she was 17. but she found Fishtank by following Jet on Instagram.

-letty created a crazy ex in Jon, who incarnated Jeremy by being reckless with her secrets and single-mindedly, line-crossing abusive, and who was her last real challenge as she had to turn the other cheek with him and ignore him

-chris arrived due to much greater forces than Sylvia (idubbz, Sam intervening) but coincidentally seemed to be her clone and forced her to grow up by a degree. fat hate would come in and Chris would just laugh it off and Sylvia would stare at him like, "how can I learn this??"

-vance would literally mime hitting Jon with an air bat, when he got the black bat during camping he mimed hitting Letty with it, and it stood out because he was very afraid of conflict. Lance left it to him on a pile of gold bars when he left, Vance carried it most days, hit a fly in midair with it, and it was his prop more than any other thing in the house was. both big freeloaders, Frank and Alex, took the bat and made him look kind of out of place without it. during menace 2 he immediately picked it up as soon as he went downstairs to wake up letty. but when he got desperate and mean and finally intended to hit something with a bat, Letty had taken it from him and misplaced it, so he switched it out for the red piñata bat that Chris got and almost caught charges with, symbolic of his moment of greatest cowardice walking away from that happening.
 
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mauro and frank slapfight for almost an hour

summary:
- mauro for 20 minutes just uses the "no u" at any insult frank throws his way
- mauro asks frank "why are you replying to all my tweets" frank: "cause it's funny" mauro: "well, it's weird" frank: "okay"
- frank is slowly but surely pissing mauro off
- mauro says "people have sent him clips of frank hassling mentally disabled people" frank asks to eleborate on it, then mauro says he hasn't much watched much of his content
- mauro gets called a homo by frank, mauro gets visibily upset by it which is unironically funny considering of how much of a fag he is
- mauro constantly keeps saying that frank has a gay lisp and he's the fag instead of the fat sassy latino
- mauro revealed that he works at publix, after saying he wouldn't tell him
- mauro says "he doesn't know this social media shit"
- mauro says "if i wanted clout, i would've attacked letty because she was getting a lot of hate"
- letty joins the live
- letty makes shit joke on mauro and frank kissing
- mauro shows off white claw
- frank makes a comment saying "i'm gonna keep replying to your tweets" mauro says "i know you are cause you can't get over me" then letty asks "yeah frank why are you replying to all his tweets" with frank replying "cause it's funny"
- letty has failed on every "joke" she's made
- mauro then says "i left because i was afraid you were gonna spit on me" frank says "i've never spit on anyone" mauro asks letty if she's been spit on by frank, she says no and frank says "i mean if i wanted to spit on you, i could've. we were in the bathroom"
- mauro copes by saying "i didn't quit, i left"
- mauro calls frank "frankie", frank asks "why do you call me frankie", mauro says "frankie grande, you don't know who that is?" frank replies with "i'm not into gay lore".
frankie grande (who's extremely gay) is a half brother of ariana granda
- they both joke about putting simmons in the live
 
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OH BOY!

I bet this will go sooooo well for her, don't you?
She sure picked a smart fucking timeslot too, who isn't sitting at home on a Friday night wanting to watch someone who by rights would not have finished ANY higher than sixth if they hadn't negligently cast a pedophile contestant?

edit: who would you guys consider to be the "commentary community" anyway
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Did anyone look closely at the button that Letty was wearing?

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Is she still in costume for the WP2 segment she's part of? Looks like it based on this cropped image.
Apparently they're shooting a "The Wall" inspired sketch (from WP1) but instead of 30 year old women the target is BDSM doms from Craiglist. Can't remember if that was already posted here or if I read it in the SH thread
 
To be fair it was a thursday night.
And c'mon guys, the button is part of the costume for the skit.
The tweet is a stream happening in 24 hours eg today, friday

edit: photos from wp2 yesterday, the political debate.
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Josie hasn't had any photos where she appears to be on set, and even Vance and Sylvia had photos of that, so some may be theorizing that she is only in the building to clean the floor.....
 
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The tweet is a stream happening in 24 hours eg today, friday

edit: photos from wp2 yesterday, the political debate.
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Josie hasn't had any photos where she appears to be on set, and even Vance and Sylvia had photos of that, so some may be theorizing that she is only in the building to clean the floor.....
Josie in a daddy dom sketch would be weird for everyone... I doubt she would want to be in it and her fans/viewers don't want to see that either. It's something you'd have her do to humiliate her.

edit: Or political debate.
 
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found on discord
as letty said, letty glanced at josie's artwork and immediately guessed she drew guro. she also guessed the time exactly right during The Cell 2 and Sam accused her of having a phone when she guessed what was going on with Simmons. after simmons was kicked letty told vance that she felt like her "skin is crawling" and "something had shifted" which was ultimately correct - the atmosphere of the house had permanently changed. she knocked chris down the stairs with her mind, and guessed that Vance was a /mu/ user. letty telepath confirmed.

Sylvia apparently went live tonight, which was really clever because even a no-lifer like me was out drinking and missed it and can't talk shit because I wasn't around to watch. She apparently privated it due to audio issues. I managed to see a two minute clip in which she seemed to be streaming directly from her phone and batting at the microphone with her finger like a retard cat. She said she went shopping at Best Buy for what all she didn't have in order to stream, but still wasn't prepared, and went live anyway.

I know we goofed on the idea of Jet and Sam teaching Josie and Letty "how" to stream considering it must seem easy to us, but considering how hardcore retarded Sylvia was when she tried it I guess I can see the zoomer pitfalls they were trying to avoid.

edit: i ran the video through handbrake because it wouldn't upload fast enough via tor but that resulted in some of the image being cut off so i reuploaded it

edit2: some people on a ft telegram were saying there was an insta live last night and I cannot find an archive, so this is all I have

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Josie's smile not reflected in her eyes. No clue what she's been up to outside of a few IG posts like this, definitely been drinking with the boys and was up until 6AM this morning, her time.
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this is from a while back, something Mauro deleted, but I just saw a screenshot of it and I'd never seen it before so I'll share it
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Josie doesn't have much to say for herself after announcing a stream time and not appearing or announcing that it was cancelled

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probably because the plan was "drink shots with Ben"
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for tonight, Vance and Lance are gonna say yeah a few times
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