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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 64 8.0%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 93 11.6%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 183 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 414 51.4%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%

  • Total voters
    805
From Jet just moments ago. Looks like it's really over.
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Calling it now, whoever leaves the house first will be eliminated.
I could easily see it being this, but I kind of hope this is real. Wouldn't that be on brand that not only were the contestants in the fishtank, but the viewers too? Like some it was some weird social experiment that everyone was involved in, everyone suffered and everyone was bamboozled.
 
I can see this being a bit, but I can also see this being Sam's solution and a stunt like this is in his brand of humour.

I think also maybe Sam is forcing this because after Jet turned Torture House into Fren Simulator it stalled out when only 3 fish remain and there has to be a fair way to decide a winner. Or at least a way that seems fair.

If the last couple days of "content" is any indication I hope this is truly the end and not just a funny haha we fooled you
 
I could easily see it being this, but I kind of hope this is real. Wouldn't that be on brand that not only were the contestants in the fishtank, but the viewers too? Like some it was some weird social experiment that everyone was involved in, everyone suffered and everyone was bamboozled.
They are too moronic to get that deep but will certainly claim it was that deep after the fact.

Bit or end (pun) this shit was mismanaged so much they got absurdly lucky with some of these fish. Josie, Letty and Jon primarily. Fishtank has persevered despite the wigger crew, it's like they didn't plan this out.
 
Fishtank has persevered despite the wigger crew, it's like they didn't plan this out.
I think it's more a case of "everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the face." They probably had a whole Google doc and big plans but they forgot they were dealing with real people.
 
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Lmao. I'd say I wonder if they had any idea what a liability this fat retard would be but given the pre-planning they did for any of this I'd wager to say they didn't. I can already see what the thinking behind it was: "Aitsoftfatty got used and ditched by Idubbz, let's get him on our show and do right by him to one-up Anisa's boyfriend". Only problem is he's not someone you can help. He's a total leech, lazy, and genuinely unlikeable. So now they pivot to the GoFundMe. They can say they got him $10k, which he has no business having and is 100% going to waste on weed and McDonalds, and cut themselves free of him on a positive note.
 
If it's really over, it was fun watching this with my fellow kiwis in this thread. Hopefully we will occasionally run into each other in other threads, & also hopefully Ralph will do something really stupid soon.
 
Jesus Christ, how can a human body survive leaking that much bodily fluids all the time? How much does he have to hydrate to keep from keeling over?
I think it's because his pants are wet from washing them after Letty dumped the concoction of food on him. They were the only pants he could find so he just washed them and put them on wet.
 
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