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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 62 7.8%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 93 11.6%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 181 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 412 51.6%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.4%
  • Total voters
    799
Look At You said:
I think a big reason shows like this gradually shave off the contestants is that the fewer people showrunners have to deal with the less money they have to spend on them. Food budget for 8 people for six weeks is a not insignificant cost.
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It also just makes more drama as people are motivated to be interesting or be booted, and when it's a smaller group it's easier to do larger and more elaborate challenges designed specifically to fuck with those people.
 
Damiel is now reading a bunch of factoids from a book. Yawn.

Where is Sam? Wasn't he supposed to be there a while ago?
 
I swear for every post in here about "season 2" the magical season 2 will somehow be even worse when it comes. You guys are jinxing the fuck out of it.
Also, I hate to say it, but I think the only person on Fishtank who would've watched Japanese game shows will be whatever retarded person they bring on next time.
 
Maybe it's because I'm retarded but now the fish seem paranoid of each other and it makes for awkward content.

BR1 2:16PM Day 16
Vance is clearly bored and annoyed laying on the bed while Jon reads the Bible and Letty does whatever goblins do in the background...and a chair in front of the door. It's like the fish involved in silly alliances don't want other fish to be alone for fear of missing being backstabbed.

Vance and Letty being territorial and silently competing for Jon's affection is uncomfortably hilarious
 
CoolFool said:
Damiel is now reading a bunch of factoids from a book. Yawn.

Where is Sam? Wasn't he supposed to be there a while ago?
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Disability change was suppose to happen at 11am. that was three hours ago. In other news; Letty made her bed! Improvement!
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ED Update: Letty is not jewish. Her family is Orthodox Christian.
 
curbside2 said:
L0TAN made a video about yesterday and is getting called out for his various mistakes. This dude is an awful Metokur replacement. What's the point of people going to his video for a recap when they know more than he does?
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he misses a lot and is incorrect often, hopefully jet can work with him or something
 
Goomatora said:
Yeah, the only thing he's gonna be working with from Jet is a C&D, don't expect anything good from that fat lesbian monobrowed wigger
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jet gets a lot of hate, he has more to do with this show than sam and is doing a great job. yall are just nonstop crybabies

does anyone have an idea on how many total viewers there have been roughly? there are some videos (simmons kicked out) on youtube getting 150k views, iv seen youtube peak at 25k which is more like 35k with addblock not included, and iv seen their stream get to 30k in their site i believe. at one point early on jet said 60k, but the video getting 100k+ views makes me think upwards of 200k people have tuned in
 
In these times of boredom and obnoxious childish hissyfits, of blatant coddling and lame bits, it's important for us to remember better times and remain strong. Keep your heads up, friends. We'll make it through this together.

 
Succubus Letty Time; Thanking her fans and her haters, is gonna try to be more evil (because her simps like it). Tells people to buy her shirt because she wants to stay and stir the pot. Dear God, her "sexy voice" is frightening.
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Get this fucking chigger outta here. If wanted to listen to what sounds like nignogs, I'd watch BET.
ED: forgot a letter
 
curbside2 said:
L0TAN made a video about yesterday and is getting called out for his various mistakes. This dude is an awful Metokur replacement.
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I might be a little out of the loop, I thought Lotan was a shitty recap channel. I'm confused on how is he comparable to Metokur or a Jimwalker? Never watched Lotan but his stuff shows up in my recommended and it was always recaps/clips
 
buttsguy said:
damiel sucks. the disability challenge is cringe. i finally understand the doomer posters.
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The disability challenge would have been so much better if it lasted a day or two at the absolute most and if they were given specific tasks to do or games to play while disabled.
 
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