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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 64 8.0%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 93 11.6%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 183 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 414 51.4%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%
  • Total voters
    805
stink rink said:
Seriously what is with Jon's tantrum today? He refuses to leave the laundry room now (which he wasn't supposed to be in anyway).
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He's having a crisis of faith and everyone going behind everyone elses back is really bothering him.
He considered bailing on the show last night. He admitted he doesn't know if he's really a Christian or not, and spoke of being very bad at reading and writing and that his understanding of the Bible is limited.
 
JawnClawdVanDamn said:
He has been acting off since last night, not sure why though
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It's probably just all the weird shit he's been through in the Fishtank finally getting to him. The combination of being autistic (which comes with an aversion to change) and having a strong moral compass makes this really stressful for him. I'm surprised he's lasted this long. Hopefully he can stick it out a few more weeks.
 
Damiel has gone full airplane mode in the kitchen. None of the other fish are even trying.

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4:09pm

Damiel, correctly interpreting the instruction of being retarded in addition to being retarded, begins smashing all of the plastic chairs in the living room with a stick.

"I've been waiting to do this my whole life" -Damiel
 
I'm glad Damiel realized he has the golden ticket to be as destructive as possible as long as he stays in character because Jet and the wiggers will also have to be in character as tard wranglers.
 
Damiel absolutely mogging Jon with how aggressively he's going in at the kitchen chairs. Cwusadew stock plummeting hard.
 
apa gapa said:
What are you talking about? Sylvia have been boring since day 1. People complain about Jon but Letty have been doing fuck all the whole day
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I mean that Sam has told her to her face this is her last chance.

Letty had some good things going as a villain until Sam fucked everything up.
 
surgeant said:
4:09pm

Damiel, correctly interpreting the instruction of being retarded in addition to being retarded, begins smashing all of the plastic chairs in the living room with a stick.

"I've been waiting to do this my whole life" -Damiel
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Now sylvia is being destructive but it's not as cool as Damiel doing it because she's only 1x retarded and she leads it with a nervous "I-I like breaking stuff..."
 
Josie seems to be fluent in the "white zoomer girl on tiktok who fakes Tourette's and DID for attention" language
 
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Panzerfrau said:
Josie seems to be fluent in "white zoomer girl on tiktok who fakes Tourette's and DID for attention" language
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She was actually talking with Letty about the TikTok fake tourettes social contagion earlier today, so she's definitely familiar.
 
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