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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 65 8.0%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.6%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 184 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 416 51.4%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%

  • Total voters
    810
It does make me feel *ever so slightly* bad for letty. She was seemingly just trying to play the game and got openly, and loudly, shat on and penalized for it.
Yeah that’s what’s fucked up. She’s a snake but in any other ’reality game show’ she would be playing the game well. Now people rightfully don’t trust her and it seems like even Sam doesn’t like her.
 
I'm getting sick of Jon and I've only been watching clips. Say what you will about him being le epic Goku, the nigger is a spastic and also very homosexual.
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Not gonna lie, it's kinda funny that Sam is the one mostly fucking up his own show.
He needs to slow down sometimes. It's absurd he's doing this show at the same time he's shooting World Peace 2. He's switching back and forth between both things daily. He doesn't even know what's going on inside the tank or what's going to happen until he walks in and starts filming.

It's really hurting the show. The stupid thing is I don't think they'll fix any of it for season 2
 
Dude comes in on a phone talking to someone, seemingly to get the stove checked out/fixed.
EDIT: Trying to attach screenshot but website is being blatantly homosexual.

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It does make me feel *ever so slightly* bad for letty. She was seemingly just trying to play the game and got openly, and loudly, shat on and penalized for it.
She played the snake too early, there is still 4.5 weeks of this and she already ruined her reputation among the other fish, even to Jon thanks to Sylvia and Vance.

It was over when she schemed the baby shaking.
 
Jon tells the cast he's going to pray for them. He said he means it earnestly. He tells the audience that he hopes if they take anything from the show it's the positive light of the lord. Jon tells the audience that he hopes that they are happy and stay healthy. He then starts reading the bible again.

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She played the snake too early, there is still 4.5 weeks of this and she already ruined her reputation among the other fish, even to Jon thanks to Sylvia and Vance.

It was over when she schemed the baby shaking.
It wasn’t how she played, it was how the show runners reacted. If Sam wasn’t a retard he would have let her continue to backstab people because it makes for entertaining content. Now one of the more ‘active’ fish who generated a lot of content is going to be exiled by the other fish.
 
Jon thanks the audience for listening to his Bible reading and the other Fish are still captivated by Jon's magnificent reading skills. Many "hail satan" come through TTS, but Jon is undeterred.
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It wasn’t how she played, it was how the show runners reacted. If Sam wasn’t a retard he would have let her continue to backstab people because it makes for entertaining content. Now one of the more ‘active’ fish who generated a lot of content is going to be exiled by the other fish.
She went from being a non-stop active schemer to meek and crying. It's a net negative anyway you slice it.

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Jon tells the cast he's going to pray for them. He said he means it earnestly. He tells the audience that he hopes if they take anything from the show it's the positive light of the lord. Jon tells the audience that he hopes that they are happy and stay healthy. He then starts reading the bible again.

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Whoever told me a week ago this absolute clown fiesta would result in reigniting peoples faith in God I'd call a lunatic

Jon truly is the main character and God's strongest autist
 
He's slowing down, like he usually does and passes the mic off to Josie. It's like his brain can't handle it anymore and starts garbling the words. Good shit. Josie don't read so good either.
 
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