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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 65 8.0%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.6%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 184 22.6%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 419 51.5%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%

  • Total voters
    813
5:45 FT
Mr. Jason Goldstriker arrives and announces a new challenge: hide and seek. The the last fish to be found will receive one fish buck.
  • Jon and Damiel hide in the bathroom in B4
  • Sylvia and Letty hide in the two closets in B1
  • Josie hides behind the mattress in the hallway
  • Vance hides in B3 closet (or upstairs hallway bathroom?)
Goldstriker during the hide and seek challenge:
  • Immediately leaves after fish scatter
  • Comes back five minutes later with a weedwacker and weedwacks the shit out of the house while searching for fish
  • Drives a RC monster truck all over the living room
  • Leaves again
Josie peeking out from mattress after Sam went back down into the basement:
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Edit: Staff member has TP'd the kitchen and living room.

Babies screaming simultaneously.
Niglet in oven.

Fish remain in hiding.
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ethan ralph as ur avatar is really cringe cause u probably also believe he touched me but i wouldnt let him
I didn't believe it, but you lied about it anyway. Also he's a fat, retarded junkie that I make fun of. Just like you.

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>constant robot baby screaming
They just stopped giving a fuck.
 
The show could fade to black here, with just that sound of repeated baby screams... and I would think it was 40bux well spent
 

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Something is fucking wrong with all your videos, man. Even though they are all clearly MP4 videos, every browser I tried and/or the forum software (idk) thinks they're audio files. Right clicking only offers 'Save audio as...' but then wants to download a MP4 video file. The forum embed also is audio only.
They are MPEG-4 Visual Codec, most browsers don't support it
 
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Fucking hell I'm gone for an hour with letty and jon reading the bible and the house is destroyed with a baby just crying in the oven
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WHAT HAPPENED
 
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