🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 65 8.0%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.6%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 184 22.6%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 419 51.5%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%

  • Total voters
    813
I’m not even a simp for any of these gross demon witches, but bro… ‘how can you guys keep doing this after being featured on mati’ is the most terminally parasocial shit I’ve ever read…
It's fucking weird how many people do that shit too. Motherfuckers started a thread in the gunt subforum about josh's dick. Thirst posting about some random bitch on a live "irl" stream isn't really sane either. People are fuckign weird man.


sharks are in abject fear of the wrath of sir jon the the tewwble. probably setting in a puddle of piss shit and cum in the dank basement
 
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Jet inspects bedroom 2, goes to closet, says "Nope" and leaves the closet. Whispers to the camera that a lot of the wires in the house go to nowhere and are just plugged in. Goes back to living room and tells them that everything is plugged in for a reason.

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I will admit that Letty was growing on me a little until that weird pissroom monologue. The previous monologue I chalked up to being angry drunk.

Now she's de-grown on me.
I thought the whole piss warlock thing was hilarious, I'm just imagining a wicked witch of the west lookalike conjuring piss from thin air. Urine sorceress, bender of the element of piss
 
I will admit that Letty was growing on me a little until that weird pissroom monologue. The previous monologue I chalked up to being angry drunk.

Now she's de-grown on me.
Idunno, I feel like letty knows how to joke around more than we give her credit for and remembers that this is all still a reality show. Also there’s signs of a caring person there, she just needs to stop hanging around shitty people.

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Edit: Pharoah mummy damiel doing nothing as usual
 
"Less is more"
Jet should mention that the fish toys are active, refuse to elaborate, then leave.
 
Imagine spending money to TTS the word 'W'.
He probably intended to spam le epic 'WWWWWWWWW...' but failed to learn from previous letter-spam-TTS that characters have to be separated by spaces or else the TTS system will treat them as a single character, even though the guy who set up the whole thing was in chat several times specifically explaining this exact thing.
 
The same people who call May a pedophile for liking cartoons are the people elevating Josie on a pedestal for being childlike and liking cartoons
Nigger May and her ex both said they explicitly loved watching children getting molested, cartoon or not I think the term pedophile fits.
 
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