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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 65 8.1%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 93 11.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 183 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 414 51.4%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%

  • Total voters
    806
Room 2 is now noticeably boring without Jon there. People aren't kidding when they say he carries the show.
youre saying that as if there wasnt however many hours of jon laying on/under the bed saying and doing nothing.
He still indirectly created content with the other fish talking about him and poking him and TTS trying to get him to move.
 
little does he know Jet is the Worldcorp pedo guy who has a history of producing worksafe CP, the sinister half Czech half human underling of Sam Hyde, the chief pedo of a clutch of wigger pedo guys
and there's a balldo in the basement
holy shit i had completely forgotten about that , yeah sam is ... strange and surrounds himself with strange people
 
Future readers:

the hell room is a morgue without Jon. Only the noise of drums and complaining about having to pee. Watching Jon in the kitchen is more engaging.

Side note: it makes me worried about the future if he gets kicked off eventually
The show is 100% over if Jon ever leaves. They're not kicking him. He's the only strong cast member. Some of the others are decent support but he's the only who can actually make a reality show entertaining.
 
Chat pranks the crew downstairs into thinking Jon left the stove on. Meanwhile in bedroom two it's the sound of drumming and a baby crying. No conversation currently taking place. The fish seem just as entertained without Jon as we are.

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She's in the left corner by the closet.

And I want to jam those fucking drumsticks through Vance's ears.
To be fair, that's kinda the point. To win you have to make people want to leave or put their foot through the wall.
 
It's a 24/7 show, nothing and no one can realistically be entertaining at all times. Jon is simply the one who provides the most content out of the fish.
yeah thats exactly what i said, the people i was replying to were the ones complaining after five minutes of dead air.
 
Went to kitchen cam to get away from Vance's ear-rape and someone made a hell of a mess out of the precious poptarts and many other things.

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To be fair, that's kinda the point. To win you have to make people want to leave or put their foot through the wall.
Doesn't mean that I can't strongly desire to inflict grievous bodily harm on him, though.
EDIT: Lel, even fishchat is spamming about his drums now.
EDITx2: Awww party foul, Jon is cleaning up the living room and kitchen furniture.
 
@The Blue Morpho @CoolFool yeah but you guys are talking like jon is NONSTOP BACK TO BACK entertainment and you made your comment about room 2 being boring after five minutes of him being gone.
I've watched way too many hours of this shit and can tell you what you're seeing now in room 2 is what always happens when Jon isn't around. Without Jon, people do nothing or just trash talk him or have stilted conversations. The most I've seen from others is when Letty had that baby shaking idea. Otherwise, almost all of the good content has been created by Jon directly or indirectly.

Hopefully it will change as they get hungrier and have to pee. Slyvia seemed to be cracking and showing more personality.
 
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