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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 65 8.1%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.6%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 183 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 414 51.3%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%

  • Total voters
    807
This will not be the last time Jon destroys something in the house and Jet knows this. This is the shrinkage involved with keeping Jontent flowing. The staff continues to treat Jon like genuinely mentally handicapped person.

Jet tells Jon to hide his carbonated waters because that's all he is willing to drink besides coffee and red bull. This is good advice because one of the reasons he was tweaking out so hard on the day of the fight was Mauro had drank all his bubbly the day before leaving him with only coffee .

I'm betting Jon immediately starts to re-set the house now that he's out of the challenge.
 
After being removed by technicality, Jon has started cooking. There is a nonzero chance he will cause a fire that results in the house burning down. All people in Bedroom 2 will die because they didn't want to leave.
 
also i am not kind when i say if john exits the show is over, jet will have to carry the show himself and i am not sure he is creative enough to do it
if thats true, what does that say about the concept of the show? would they have been DOA if they had gotten anyone except jon?
 
Future readers:

the hell room is a morgue without Jon. Only the noise of drums and complaining about having to pee. Watching Jon in the kitchen is more engaging.

Side note: it makes me worried about the future if he gets kicked off eventually
 
I think what Sam and co are really worried about is Jon inadvertently hurting himself with his retardation again. Boy was dying this morning and almost too belligerently retarded to help. Sam had to sensei him into taking activated charcoal lol. Jet was very concerned to make sure Jon has something hydrating to drink going forward, much more than he was about the drywall.
 
I think what Sam and co are really worried about is Jon inadvertently hurting himself with his retardation again. Boy was dying this morning and almost too belligerently retarded to help. Sam had to sensei him into taking activated charcoal lol. Jet was very concerned to make sure Jon has something hydrating to drink going forward, much more than he was about the drywall.
He's a very high risk-high reward fish
 
Future readers:

the hell room is a morgue without Jon. Only the noise of drums and complaining about having to read. Watching Jon in the kitchen is more engaging.

Side note: it makes me worried about the future if he gets kicked off eventually
Vance's shitty non-stop drumming.
Jon called Damiel "Damien" and everyone else is like "who the fuck is damien?"
 
Future readers:

the hell room is a morgue without Jon. Only the noise of drums and complaining about having to read. Watching Jon in the kitchen is more engaging.

Side note: it makes me worried about the future if he gets kicked off eventually
youre saying that as if there wasnt however many hours of jon laying on/under the bed saying and doing nothing.
 
Jon says he feels a million times better now that Simmons is gone and they had the pizza party.
little does he know Jet is the Worldcorp pedo guy who has a history of producing worksafe CP, the sinister half Czech half human underling of Sam Hyde, the chief pedo of a clutch of wigger pedo guys
and there's a balldo in the basement
 
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